Hey guys! So, I've decided to enter this in FastReader22 Pick a Number Challenge, so I edited and changed it up a bit for that (: So, please review if you haven't already and tell me what'cha think!

Warning: Extreme Randomess. Just sayin ;)

CDC here, what it do?

Okay, so I decided to let some fans have a peek into my life, so I've been answering some questions that have been sent in by fans. Today, I'm going to be answering questions that have been sent in by: Chad3ellie187

Here we go!

You haven't answered any of my questions! I check EVERY. SINGLE. DAY! And you've never once answered any of my questions! I'm answering them now, aren't I?

How much time do you spend on your hair? Why would you want to know? Are you trying to perfect my look? (It's trademarked, so I could sue you.)

What did you have for breakfast? Cereal, and why is this relevant?

Did you have cereal? . . .That's kind of creepy.

Do you like cereal? Why are all these questions about cereal?

Have you ever been chased by wild rampage of iguanas? What?

Wait, who am I kidding, why would you ever be chased by iguanas? Okay, good, you were worrying me for a second there.

It's much cooler to be chased by Alpaca's. What the heck is an alpaca?

Would you consider letting me come see you? Uh, no. That would be weird.

Or maybe you could just send me photos of you? Like, a 'Daily Chad' or something like that. Okay, I've got a feeling that you have no friends.

Is it true that you ran off with a Canadian Princess to Aruba and you got married with six kids? Cause that's what 'People' says. Wow, I'm pretty sure Canada doesn't have kings or queens, much less princesses.

Favorite eye color for a girl? Brown. Definitely brown.

If you said brown, did you say that because of Sonny Munroe? You're actually starting to creep me out.

Is it true that you like Sonny? Okay, since when are these questions about Sonny? It's my Q and A session, here, remember.

What's your most embarrassing moment? CDC doesn't get embarrassed.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', is 'progress' the opposite of 'congress'? What the crap?

If you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring with you? Wow, you're really unoriginal.

What's your star sign? Me, duh. What other stars are there?

Are you Emo? What in the world possessed you to think that I'm emo?

Do you write depressing stuff? I have no reason to write depressing stuff.

Is it because your emo? Again, what's up with all the emo stuff?

Would you dye your hair black? Ew, no.

If you did, is it because your emo? Okay, did I do something to make you think that I'm emo?

Are you going emo because Sonny doesn't like you? Again with the emo thing? And what? Of course Sonny likes me. Everyone likes me.

Can you do the jerk? Can you see me doing the jerk?

Can any of your cast mates do the jerk? How am I supposed to know what dance moves my cast can or cannot do.

Did you freak out when you were guest-starring on So Random? Guys don't freak out.

Are you gay? No.

Would you tell us if you were gay? Yes.

Are you sure you're not gay? What, do I act like I'm gay?

Are you a boxer or a briefs kind of guy? Um, no comment.

Do you secretly like it when you're called gay/emo? 1. No. 2. People call me gay/emo?

Do you secretly think you're the hottest guy alive? There's no secret about it, honey.

Why do you not like Zac Efron? What's to like about him?

Because I like Zac Efron. Of course you do.

Do you think Zac likes you? Like I said earlier, everyone likes me, whether I like them or not.

Do you like me? I think you're weird. And that you ask weird questions.

Do you think Sonny likes me? Sure . . .

Blonde or brunettes? Why is this relevant? (And, brunettes, by the way).

Do you dance like a housewife when no one is around? How in the world could I dance like a housewife?

Do you believe in funny? I believe in Drama.

Cause funny moves the mountains. What…?

Do you were sunglasses? Heck yes.

Do you were them at night? What would the point in that be?

What are you wearing? My Mackenzie Falls Uniform. I'm at the studio right now.

Are you in the studio right now? . . .

Do you like M.C. Hammer? Heck yes. *Starts break dancing*

Can you break dance? Why does it seem like you listen to none of my answers?

Do you play any sports? Sweat? Ew. Gross. No.

Which one? …I don't play sports.

If you don't play sports, which one would you play? Probably swimming, so I could show off my rock hard abs.

Do you have a six pack? I have an eight pack, babe.

Do you flirt with everyone to hide your inner feelings? I'm pretty sure flirting reveals your inner feelings.

Who do you like? Uhh…

Would you tell me who you liked? Refer to the question above.

Are you rich? Do you live under a rock or something?

Do you believe in love at first sight? I'm pretty sure I've experienced love at first sight.

Have you ever had love at first sight? Okay, this is getting kind of old.

Do you have a facebook? Yup, now I'm convinced you have no life.

Are you mean? What on earth makes you think that?

If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be and can you please make the appropriate sound? Um, probably a coffee maker. "GRRR/GRIINNDDD?"

If you had to, what relative would you lock in a shed? Probably one of my cousins.

Do you believe in Peter Pan? You have some weird questions.

Do you like long survey's like the one your answering now? No, but yours is actually kind of interesting.

What's your favorite animal? Hmm, panda's.

Do you think that you're 'Beaster than Easter'? Beaster than what?

Do you buy your own groceries? Well, I live alone, so I kind of have to.

Do you consider yourself 'Chadalicious'? I'm just going to take that as a compliment.

So, let's hope that tomorrow's questions aren't as weird!

Peace out, suckas!

-CDC

Haha, yeah, I warned ya it was random! ;) Review please! And to FastReader22: I hope you liked it! :D

As Chad would say,

PEACE OUT SUCKAAASSS!

-Emily(: