This was horrid, sinister, and just plain torture.
"Happy Birthday Jerry!" Stupid Charley and his friends, Ed and Adam. All I wanted was to come home to a house full of darkness. I guess that's what I get for making peace with them.
"Hey, what's with the evil glare, haven't you ever had a Birthday surprise?" Jerry sighed or maybe a low growl.
"He probably thinks he's to good for us," added Ed. Jerry ignored that comment.
"Charley, just because I told you when my birthday was doesn't mean I want it celebrated."
"Well, it's to late for that now, as you can see we added some decoration." Looking around the house I do notice the paper bat cutouts sticky tacked to the walls along with the (to much color) "Happy Birthday" signs. There was one big "Happy Birthday " sign hanging over the entrance to my living room, good thing I only can see three of the smaller versions of it, not to many to take down. I pointed at bat cutout.
"Really Charley, that's to cheesy."
"You can thank Peter Vincent for the idea, to bad he was busy." Thank god Peter wasn't here, I hated how that mouth of his kept running on and on, not only that you can smell his filthy breath from a mile away by the way he drinks. At that moment Charley's girlfriend walked through the door in hand with birthday balloons.
"Sorry I'm late Charley, there was some traffic." Jerry grinned. Amy Paterson was the mouse to his cat. He can tell every time Amy is near me, she gets scared. She usually avoids eye contact with me maybe even look at her nails like something is wrong with them. I enjoy trying to make her feel uncomfortable.
"Balloons, but Amy, where's my present?" At the time Jerry picked up a green apple sitting in a basket on the counter waiting for her reply.
"You don't need a present much less deserve one."
"Ooo, feisty." Amy rolled her eyes at me.
"So, are we going to eat the cake or what?" Asked Adam. I could not believe what my ears picked up. What were they thinking buying a cake for a vampire?
"Charley, you know I drink blood right?" Funny how the four of them all looked anxious at that remark. Charley replied.
"Jerry I know, it's just, we all thought it wasn't a birthday without a cake." Ed decided to add on to that.
"We humans can just eat the cake." Sure, go ahead, eat the cake and get get fat. Jerry smiled at his own joke, the only people he needs for his birthday, is himself.
"Look, Jerry I know you don't want us here, so we will just hurry up and eat a slice of cake. After that, we will give you our one gift."
Jerry didn't like it but; Ed, Adam, Amy, and Charley were all eating the disgusting birthday cake, while he was munching on his juicy delicious green apple. Before they chopped it up. The cakes design had black icing all around the bottom with black webs on top, the whole cakes color was orange. Little fondant ghosts haunted around and on top of it. The theme, obviously, Halloween. Judging by the inside of the cake, chocolate. Jerry couldn't stop thinking of the mess they could cause. Crumbs all over the floor, sticky icing on his sharp steel knife.
"I just want to say, if you guys make a mess i'll kill you." Jerry said this bluntly. They all looked at me, an awkward silence fell. What came next was shocking, laughter. For some unknown reason my threat was funny. There scared of me drinking blood but not threatening to kill? Showing that annoying smile of Charley.
"Calm down Jerry, we will make sure to clean up." Charley and his friends then stared to gather up the cake messy paper plates and plastic cutlery, making way to my trash can in the kitchen. Jerry made a reminder to trow out his trash early on. Knowing food, the stench will creep into his house. Relaxed in his chair, Jerry darted his gaze at Charley.
"So Charley, let me guess my present, it's Amy right? Your going to let me drink her blood, or I just thought of a grand idea, how about you let me try her out in bed?" Jerry showed his famous grin. Ed was felling rage towards Jerry.
"You bastard, leave Amy alone with your sick perverted thoughts!" Charley added on, although not in rage but frustrated.
"Ed don't defend Amy she's my girlfriend not yours, Jerry, shut the fuck up." Hearing Charley using swear words is amusing to Jerry. At the moment Amy Paterson stated that she was leaving to her house.
"Don't think i'm leaving because of you Jerry, I can handle dumb ass comments." I was starting to feel a little sad now, was she really going to leave?
"Why are you going then, my birthday party to boring for you?" Amy went over to Charley by the door to give him a quick kiss on the cheek with a warm hug.
"I'll see you tomorrow morning babe." Charley let go his embrace on Amy. Before she left, a final remark was given to Jerry.
"I'm leaving because of your birthday present, jerk." With that, Amy walked out my door. I couldn't help but steal a glance of her beautiful body and ass.
Charley, Ed, and Adam started put away the items they brought; plastic cups, paper plates, napkins, some confetti (good thing they didn't use it). They must have thought I lack those items. Ether way, I wasn't going to end up doing dishes. Suddenly a knock on the door came.
"Charley, please say you didn't invite any more of your friends." Strange enough, all three of the guys went rushed to the door. You can compare this to a dog eager for his treat. Adam pushed his way to the door, opening it before Ed or Charley could. Floozy tart looking ladies were let in. Jerry could not fathom this, Charley had sluts come over, this was his present. Let the party begin!