A/N: I haven't written in a while but this is going to real funny. I promise, not really, Ha ha you fell for it I was just joking. I don't how to be serious. Don't invite me to any funeral or I'll laugh and say, "The chickens are coming. They already got Uncle Fred!" So anyway please enjoy Epps!
EPPS
Our story begins like almost every single show that comes on tv. Keg, Inu ,and Miroku (This story is about Miroku, and not like everyone else who writes about Inu and Keg love life, Everyone knows they're going to get married ,and have kids ,and and like grow old together. Well Inu is already like really old already so he'll just grow older) on another adventure looking for the jewel shards.
Inu is walking in between Keg and Miroku because of Miroku's little butt grabbing problem. (Have you noticed that Inu has those huge pants. My friend and I were talking about. She says that he needs new pants, but I says he needs his pants because he might fell off a cliff and they'll puff out and make him fall slower. Anyway what will he wear TIGHT leather pants….! I change my mind Inu needs new leather pants.)
"I'm so bored haven't you sensed anything yet." complains Inu.
"I'm sorry I forgot you haven't maimed anything sense… HMMM sense …" says Keg.
"Anyway I know that there's a town rear by we can stay there for tonight." says Miroku in he's usual clam way.
Three hours later….
"Finally we are here. Miroku I thought you said it was close by." says Keg exhausted from all the walking.
"Hmmm I guess I misjudged where we were." (Say that three times WHERE WE WERE, WHERE WE WERE, WHERE WE WERE.) says Miroku. "WOW she's out of shape," thinks Miroku.
Miroku eyes are caught by a young lady by the well getting her water. Like a dog attracted to some dinner scraps Miroku was there in a flash. "May I help with that water my beautiful lady." Miroku said in the most charming voice he had.
"Oh yes please," says the lady," my house is right over that way. They walked together to her house. She was walking ahead of Miroku which was killing Miroku. (He has his hands full with the water bucket. I'm so cruel.) They arrived to her house. It had a little garden by the small wooden cottage. Taking the water she walked up the stairs and turned around. "Thank you for kindness by the way my name is Meshu." Meshu said thankfully. "It was my pleasure lady Meshu. Someone as beautiful as yourself should not fret herself over such pitiless tasks. By the way I'm Miroku and alone.", said Miroku.
"Ha ah! Your funny. I guess by the way your dressed you're a monk." said Meshu.
"So you are beautiful and smart a wonderful match. Yes I am a monk and as my duty as a monk to tell you I sense a shadow over this place.", said Miroku. Her eyes widen with fear. "Will you get rid of it for me.", she begged. "You need not ask me lady I will stay the night to get rid of this problem.", said Miroku heroically.
A/N: That was pretty good if I say so myself. Anywho please review. No flames if you don't mind.