{AN: The first chapter starts in canon, but it becomes OC I assure you. Also, this is my first fic, so write reviews or so help me I will sic Fluthlu on you. Thankyou! -PC}

Meteoric-chapter 1

"I want yuo to share wish me your clumbs... an your hearst..."

Kanaya stood at the top of the stairs, listening to her flushed crush ramble drunkenly about quadrants.

"I want... Youou..."

Kanaya started as Rose suddenly wrapped her arms around her and kissed her full on the mouth. Kanaya gasped in shock and returned the kiss. The kiss did not last long, however, as Rose slipped out of Kanaya's arms and began to tumble down the stairs, unconscious.

"Oh my God, what even happened to me..."

Rose awoke slowly in her bed, Dave and Kanaya watching her apprehensively. As she began to stir, the others sighed with relief.

"Kanaya tells me it was something along the lines of a 'Drunk Happen xRose Combobob'.", Dave explained. "Basically, you blacked out drunk and fell down the stairs."

Rose blushed furiously. "Sorry, Kanaya," she muttered. "I guess it's not a good idea to drink alchemy moonshine before a date."

"Dont Worry Rose" Kanaya reassured. "There Are No Hard Feelings"

"Perhaps We Should Try Again Some Time"