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HELL HATH NO FURY

Chapter One: Silly Humans

Avery POV

To deduce that the two gentlemen sat opposite of Sir Integra were nervous was an understatement. As I stood behind my mistress in the darkened office, I took note of our guests. One gentleman, an elderly jaundiced looking fellow sat playing with his suit jacket like a scared child. The second gentleman, a younger gruff looking solider stood beside the table; it was obvious that out of the two this younger man was less of a coward, he stood in his uniform relaying the details of the incident to my Mistress.

This particular meeting I had arranged following one of many failures on the part of the police force, a group of ghouls and some less than subtle vampires had run riot a small village in England. The police force thought their big guns would manage fine - but shall we say that they did not plan effectively enough for what they came across in that village. Honestly, it still bewilders me that two men such as these are able to function in the armed forces, let alone lead other officers against atrocities such as demons. Humanity had got weaker, they may have bigger guns but even a trained monkey can shoot a gun.

Sir Integra sat addressing the two men from her leather armchair; she was as unimpressed by the two men as I was. Pulling out a fresh cigar she placed it between her lips and signalling me for a light it. Moving forward from my position behind the chair I rubbed my fingers together under the cigar end, a small flame appeared lighting the cigar much to the horror of the older man who let out a gasp as I returned to my spot behind Sir Integra. I couldn't help but smirk these men were honestly so pathetic.

Whatever happened to the days where human men were strong and brutish – they would put up a little bit of a fight, these men would not have been able to spin on their shoes. Humanity was getting worse with each passing decade – I should know I had been around to see most of it.

Integra POV

This meeting was beginning to try my patience; these two men had spent the last twenty minutes talking utter irrelevant nonsense and I was in no mood to have my time wasted. I have other things which need to be attended to. Taking a long drag of my cigar I sat up in my chair which prompted the men to stiffen up slightly – I smirked as I leaned forward against my office table resting my cigar on the ash tray.

"Gentlemen..." I began, as I set my wrists down on the oak table. "What is it you have come to tell me? If you are wasting the time of my organization there will be repercussions. What has happened in the town of Cheddar since we last spoke on the telephone?"

I had been given the briefing already, the vampires had attacked a small village north of our area, a priest by the sounds of it. Demonic activity had been quiet over the last few weeks, of course now all the creatures would come writhing out of the woodwork like insects.

"One month ago, a young priest was assigned to a small church in the village of Cheddar. Since that time a flood of missing person reports started coming in. The local police conducted the investigation and when the site was searched all persons were found dead on the premises." The younger man placed a photo of a young dark haired male onto the table – it was the priest I had been informed about, I did not find it at all strange that a priest would be one of the men turned into a vampire – after all vampire hunted the untouched, the purest and chaste in our society.

"A week later we heard reports of a mass attack on the village of Cheddar; Special Division 11 sent in a squadron of troops into the mass. We lost half our men and the strange thing about all of this, the remaining squadron members swore that they were fighting against the previously deceased personnel." The lieutenant began as he recalled the events that passed over the last week.

Avery POV

Looking over to the younger man he seemed sad, which I suppose would be the correct emotion to display if you had witnessed many friends and colleges slaughtered by a pack of undead cannibals.

The idea of doing a bit of memory delving did cross my mind; sure enough before I could dive into the lieutenant's memories I was given a quick look by my Mistress. It was as if she had almost predicted my thoughts on the matter. She knew that I was not the biggest fan of the human species more specifically males of the human species. If it was up to me I would have already drained these two pathetic meat suits and relayed the information directly to my Mistress; I suppose the head of the organization that counters supernatural terrorism would frown on something like that. It's such a pity that Alucard gets all of the enjoyable missions.

Integra stood up from her chair and walked past me towards the window and looked out of the blinds at the setting sun. Alucard would be half way to Cheddar by now, this should be fun. It has been a while since he enjoyed a good hunt the lucky bastard. As I watched my Mistress I noted a tinge of sadness cross her face.

"These people are not longer human; they have had their blood taken by a vampire and are now nothing more than mindless ghouls." Integra hissed as she returned to the table and stubbed out her cigarette onto the ash tray.

'No. You are lying to us! What bullshit is this?!' exclaimed the older man as he stood up from his chair and move himself closer to Sir Integra, I was not going to let him get any closer.

"Are you deaf in your old age or senile?" My voice echoed across the room making the two men wince and sit backwards.

"Sir Integra said that your men will have been slaughtered and probably eaten by these ghouls. What is a ghoul you ask? Well if you had any idea about the world and how to do your job at all you would know wouldn't you." I spat coldly from behind the older man as my body appeared behind him, encased in flames the old man started to shake and sat back down again quietly as he took a large breath.

"Lieutenant, you have taken the lecture on the correct protocol for incidents such as this am I correct?" Integra had no time for people that can't follow orders, she was straight and too the point – one thing of many that I admired about her. Unlike her late father, she was a prime example of what it means to be a leader – she did not indulge in drinking, gambling and whores. My master had more metaphorical balls to speak of than the two cowards who stood before her.

"Yes, Ma'am but I…" stuttered the now less confident officer as he looked to the floor. These two were just useless humans and if they had just done the proper thing when this all began it would have saved a few lives.

"It's not my intention to dwell on your mistakes. As a Lieutenant of the British Police Force you would be expected to know the correct protocol for dealing with incidents such as these. As it is clear to me that you forgot that there is only one way to deal with these creatures…" Integra said coldly as I grinned evilly down at the older man, taking hold of his shoulder and running my nails over his neck – he swallowed hard and began to whimper in fear.

The older man finally got his rocks together and made a sound. "No, it is not like that. We know the correct protocol it is just that we didn't…" He tried to get his words out but was too busy trying not to relieve himself into his expensive suit much to my disgust.

Integra POV

These two had no more information for me they were wasting my time. As the two men began their monologues about how they do know what they were supposed to do I went to the phone and called the main bell and asked Walter prepare the helicopter as the meeting was coming to a close.

"Gentlemen I have already sent assistance to the village of Cheddar. This incident will be dealt with correctly. Also Sir, for future incidents do make it a priority to let the professionals handle these matters. We wouldn't want to get you into any more bother would we?" I stood from my chair and motioned to the door. Avery my attendant had already opened the door and was motioning for the pair to leave her golden eyes shining as she glared at the two men.

"How many operatives have you sent Sir Integra?" asked the younger man standing up from his chair and dusting himself off preparing to leave.

"One"

I sat myself down in my armchair and smirked – Alucard had been sent to Cheddar this morning following the letter from their local police force. He would have this little issue dealt with by sundown – I couldn't foresee any issues.

3POV

Once the two men had left the room Integra sat back down in her chair and lit up a new cigar and took her time to look over the documents left on her desk. "Incompetent fools" She muttered through her teeth. With a chuckle Avery made her way across the room picking up the used glasses and making the room presentable.

"They are only human Madam, what do you expect?" chuckled Avery moving into the light from the darker corner of the room as she flashed her golden eyes at her Mistress. Who looked up from her paperwork and raised an eyebrow at her attendant.

"Avery, I am a human remember that please." hummed Integra sarcastically as she continued looking over the papers making the demon chuckle.

"Yes, Ma'am but you are a woman….you and I both know that human males lack in certain skills such as common sense." Integra chuckled lightly.

A knock on the boardroom door caused the two women to look over to see Walter the Hellsing butler, standing at the door with Integra's outdoor coat hanging over his arm. With a bow he walked into the room and stood at the end of the table.

Avery smiled somewhat as the older gentlemen joined the pair in the room. Walter was the only human male that the demon had ever been able to stand to be around. The two had known each other for decades – since the late Lord Hellsing offered her a position at the manor.

Walter POV

As I made my way up the stairs to Sir Integra's office – I noticed the two gentlemen from the meeting scurrying their way out down the stairs towards the door. Smiling to myself I wondered what had happened in that room. Had Miss Avery scared the two men that much? I made my way down the corridor holding onto Sir Integra's coat as I approached the door I knocked slightly as pushed open the wooden door.

"Sir Integra, the chopper is ready for you as you requested." I stated with a bow, as I walked over to Sir Integra who nodded and stood from her seat, moving towards my Boss I helped on her on with her large trench coat and stood back with a bow.

Avery leaned against the oak door watching us both with her gold eyes. For most they are unnerving, I admit when I first met the young woman it was something I found particularly intriguing about her. That was over thirty years ago now. Sighing internally I can't help but get a little sad about the fact that Alucard and Miss Avery will never age, they will both remain as young and spry as the first day they arrived at the Hellsing organization. My eyes travel over the attendant once more; nothing had changed in thirty years - she looked the same. The long dark hair that was set in waves on her shoulders, her appearance much resembling that of a woman from the forties, all be it slightly colder, paler and more terrifying – I was not about to complain, it was a pleasant sight to behold for as long as I was able.

"Mistress we had best go or we shall miss the show, we have already missed the trailers." Avery purred as she motioned for Integra and I to leave the room and head towards the chopper station outside. "Alucard would have arrived at Cheddar by now. Let us go and pay these freaks a visit." Integra said as she walked out of the room. Avery and I followed behind to the chopper I look over to the demonic attendant as she examined the photo of the young priest with a joyfully sadistic giggle.

I felt myself grin slightly; it had been too long since anything interesting had happened around the manor. A good old fashioned vampire hunt would go down nicely.