Dobby met Eric Pickles on a dating website. Dobby was a just a normal house elf looking for a bit of male company on a cold winter night. He saw Ericss picture and was instantly attracted to him. Dobby contacted Eric right away. The next week the former servant to Draco Malfoys father met up with the politician for a dinner date. It was love at first sight. Dobby and Eric chatted for hours about various different topics. "might I say, what very nice rolls of fat you have,Mr Pickles" said Dobby. "oh you cheeky little elf, come on let's skip desert and go back to my apartment."
When Dobby entered Erics apartment he caught the immediate smell of fungi "don't worry, you get used to it" said Eric. "can I have I drink please sir" said Dobby. "sure you can have tea, coffee, bovril or just drink my cum" Eric replied. "can I have the last one" asked Dobby. Suddenly the clothes started coming off. Eric's shirt went flying, followed by his trousers and underpants. Next Eric pulled dobby's sack off (EDITORS NOTE: THE SACK HE IS WEARING NOT HIS BOLLOCKS) and flung it away. Eric put his penis in dobby's mouth, dobby began to suck. "oh this is amazing because you don't have any teeth" screamed Eric. Eric spunked into Dobby mouth. Dobby felt Ericss warm honey slide down his throat. Eric used his hand to cup dobby's droopy ball sack, he put it near his mouth and then began to lick the wrinkly old pouch. Dobby had massive ears so they decide to do ear sex next. Eric placed his Penis into Dobbys ear and began thrusting back and forward until he orgasmed for a second time. "my brother Paul would love this" Eric screamed out at the point of orgasm. Dobby grabbed Eric and bent him over Erics coffee table. Dobby began vigorously thrusting his green muscle into Erics fat backside. "who's the dark lord now" Dobby exclaimed, just before he ejaculated a yellow slimy mucus like liquid into Erics arse hole. Dobby then pulled his cock out of erics arse. "I will return in one minute" Eric said before running out of the room. A few minute later Eric re-entered the room wearing his xtra large gimp suit. Eric has a whip in his hand. Before he knew it Dobby was bent over Erics coffee table being whipped hardly by Eric. after the whipping had stopped Dobby got dressed and left. They had arranged to meet again the following week, but sadly Dobby was captured and executed by a man named Voldemort. Eric attended Dobby's funeral and as they buried Dobby's body in the sand, Ed burst into tear. There were only 4 people at the funeral: Eric, a ginger twat, some short haired slag that obvious took it up the arse and a 4 eyed scarface. Ed never forgot dobby and was haunted by his death for the rest of his life.
It all starts with a date at Match .com