Disclaimer- If I were to own Ouran High School Host Club, I would make sure no one would see them, and keep them for my own. Hehehehe…
A/N- This story was originally in my notebook. I don't know why it was in my notebook but there it was. I decided to put it on fanfiction. Snort. It's still rather weird…
- Xoxoxo -
Once upon a time, there were two brothers. They got along with each other very well. They were both good brothers, really, really, really good brothers. (I think you get what I mean.) Anyway, they were travelers who sold things from time to time. These things were very nice, they were. (Were they?...) So one day, they came across a village, Moe village. (What a name, 'Snort'.) All the village people were girls, girls of girls of girls of girls. Because the brothers were so handsome, they got locked in "The Chamber". (Real catchy name, eh?)
They saw other guys and a girl there too. An idiot who like to call himself a lord and rambled to himself too. A person with glasses using a computer to count how much money he had. This really small kid that had a bunny was next to this tall dude while eating cake. Lastly a girl dressed up as a boy. (Guess who these people were…) They were a strange bunch and who were also bored out of their minds. One day the brothers said, "Why don't we play a game?" The other people asked, "What kind of game?" "Well it's a 'How to get out of here first game.'" Everyone agreed to play, I think…
They took a needle from the cross dresser. (Why did she have a sewing kit?) They picked the lock and got out. The Moe villagers saw them trying to get away. "Stop them!" They screamed. (Isn't that scary…) So the 'lord' said, "Okay, I will go distract these girls while you go run!" He started to chat with the girls. (Was he really trying to help them?) They shrugged. They started running, trying to find an exit when suddenly… a bunch of Moe girls came. The bunny said, "I want cake," with a cute little grin. All the Moe people there said (more like yelled…) "Moe!"
So the brothers, the crossdresser and the weird guy with the glasses were now on the run. Then more Moe girls came out of their houses. And they were holding money! You could just see and hear the "Cha Ching!" sound from him. So the brothers and the crossdresser decided to just run. After a while, they saw a gate. Next to it were the words 'Exit'. (Ironic…) Just then the crossdresser stopped. The Moe girls surrounding them like flies. Each were hold a dish of Otooro! The crossdresser was looking at it as if it was the only thing there. "No!" yelled the brothers. She was gone from their grasp already. In her own world, full of expensive fish under her nose.
They sighed. They got out of the scary place. They borrowed the villagers' horses. (More like stole them…) They rode as far as they could. The brothers, tired from all that chasing decided to rest. They must have slept for a long, long time because they heard a "Hohohohoho!" There was this really strange looking girl in front of them. She was holding water in a martini glass, wearing a swimsuit, in winter! "Do you want? I'm sure, you're thirsty after that run" asked the strange old lady… (Old?) They shrugged. "What could go wrong?" they said to each other. They both drank the water in the martini glass. They slept like babies in seconds. "Mwhahahahahahahaha! You can't escape, Moe!"
- Xoxoxo-
A/N- I wonder what was on my mind when I was writing this…
-Mel's Merleawe