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Remortalizer

Chapter one: Remortalized and where's my top hat?

Yayoi strode into the small detective's office. "I have it!" she yelled excitedly. Shido woke up abruptly touching his head as if to remove his top hat that usually was there when he slept.

"What the hell!" he said, both to Yayoi's comment and why his hat was missing. Then out of nowhere a strange girl popped out of thin air.

"Mwahahahahahahahahaha! I have it! I have it!" she yelled in delight as she hugged a thing that was identified as Shido's hat.

"Who are you and why do you have my hat?" he asked almost yelling.

"I'm the authoress. Now stop asking stupid questions, you hot vampire." she said and was gone in a poof.

"That was weird…now as I was saying…I have it!" she shouted again.

"Have what?" he asked her.

"Do you want to be mortal again Shido?" she asked.

"What?" Riho asked as she poked her head out of the kitchen.

"I created this thing that turns you back into a mortal." she explained holding up a bottle of a blue liquid. "It's called…. Thingamajigger." she said. "…But you will still be immortal and will never change…but no more other vampire crap."

"Um…okay…." He said reaching for the glass bottle. Yayoi kept the bottle away from Shido.

"I will only give this to you if you get Cain to drink it too." She informed.

"Why?" he asked still trying to get the bottle.

"…Because he's creepy and maybe being a mortal might help." Yayoi explained again. Shido sulked as he gazed at the bottle. Even though he didn't really want to see Cain he really wanted to be a mortal again so he decided to do what Yayoi requested. He nodded to show he would do it.

"Might as well do it now, the sun's about to set anyway." He stated. Yayoi handed him the bottle.

"Good luck." She said as Shido exited the building.

"So do ya think you'll be able to do this Shido?" Guni asked popping out of his lavender hair. Shido nodded. He walked down the street for a while and Guni thought that whole time. "How are you going to find him? Doesn't he live in Transylvania?" She asked.

"I heard he bought a house or something here in Japan." He stated.

"Oh…" Guni said.

Shido eventually arrived at Cain's house. He stood frozen in front of the door. "Shido, aren't you gonna knock or something?" Guni asked.

"I don't wanna…." Shido said staring at the door.

"Fine then I will!" Guni said and flew over to the doorbell and rang it.

"Wait Guni don…. Hi Cain." Shido greeted as Guni disappeared into his hair.

"Shido, my love, you've come back to me!" Cain said happily with hearts in his eyes. Shido cringed and tried to keep himself from barfing.

"Uh…. no. I've come to ask you a favor." He stated.

"A favor?" he asked.

"Yeah." He said. "I need you to drink this." He continued and presented Cain with the potion.

"What is it?" he inquired eyeing the bottle suspiciously.

"It's um…." Shido had to think quickly and he came up with something. "Guni's blood. The stupid little fairy got pretty damn annoying so I killed her." He explained. Hearing this Guni bit him on the ear. "Ow! Son of a bi…." Shido started but remembered Cain was still there. "So do you want some…I tried some of it earlier, it isn't half bad." He said holding the potion out for Cain to try and drink it. Much to Shido's relief Cain grabbed the bottle and drank every last drop. Cain suddenly felt extremely dizzy.

"Hmmm…that fairy's blood must have some side effects." Cain said stumbling back.

"Yeah, you better go rest. Well I'll be going now." Shido replied turning and started back to his office. Cain would've liked him to stay but he didn't really know what was happening to him at the moment and he felt weak, which didn't happen all to often. He opened the door to his house and went to his coffin to rest.

Shido entered his office and Guni came out of his hair. "I can't believe you said that Shido!" Guni said angrily.

"Well I had to say something." Shido explained. Riho and Yayoi stared at the vampire and the fairy fight.

"Why did you have to say my blood? Why couldn't you have said Riho's or something!" she shot back.

"Hey!" Riho shouted offended.

"I don't think Riho's blood is blue..." Shido stated then looked at Riho, "…. or…is it?"

"No!" Riho shouted.

"Okay, okay! Just asking…geez…" Shido replied, raising his arms defensively.

"Anyway…." He said turning to Yayoi. "I did what you wanted now give me the potion." Shido said.

"Okay." Yayoi said and another bottle magically appeared out of nowhere.

"How'd you do that?" he asked pointing limply at the bottle.

"Uh…" Yayoi said intelligently as she blinked at the bottle.

"A 'thank you' would be VERY nice!" said a voice.

"Eep! Mr. Shido!" Riho shrieked and jumped across the room into Shido's arms.

"How did you do that?" he asked.

"I've practiced." She smiled.

"Ahem!" the voice said loudly.

"Oh right! Thank you!" they all said in union.

"Welcome!" the voice said happily.

"Who are you?" Riho asked.

"I'm the authoress!" the females voice stated. Shido continued to hold on to Riho until a thought struck him.

"Hey! You're the one who stole my top hat!" Shido shouted dropping Riho and pointing to the ceiling.

"So? It's getting put to good use!" the authoress said. She looked over to the hat and saw all the kiss marks the covered it. "You wouldn't want it back anyway."

"Yes I would! Now give it back!" Shido shouted.

"Never!" said the authoress.

"Give it back!" Shido shouted again.

"Sorry but can't, just go and drink the Thingamajigger… why don't you just call it the Remortalizer or something?" the authoress inquired.

"Because it isn't as fun to say… try saying it you'll see." Yayoi suggested.

"Okay… Thingamajigger… wow that is fun to say… Thingamajiggerthingamajiggerthingamajigger!" the authoress said excitedly. "But it should still be called the Remortalizer…look at the title." The authoress said.

"What title?" the four asked.

"The title of this fan fiction." She explained.

"A fan what?" they asked again.

"Uh…. gotta go bye!" the authoress said. Shido turned to Yayoi.

"Anyway, give me the potion Yayoi." Shido ordered.

"Okay." She said handing him the potion. Shido quickly drank the concoction and immediately got dizzy.

"I'm going to my coffin." He said and went to his closet where his coffin awaited him.

A/N: So what did you people think? Anyway review, please no flames this is my first fan fiction. Anyway until next chapter ciao people!