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One morning at John Menzies, Darth Vader and Admiral Ackbar had opened the shop and were sorting the papers ready for delivery.
"a doctor has moved into 8 Mos Eisley rd now, they've cancelled the Daily Express, they said they don't want a paper any more, I was quite surprised" said Darth. "But he wants a specialist medical magazine delvered monthly, so it's not all bad, lucky really, because noone bought Gp news before, it just sat on the shelf for a month before I'd return it to the distribution centre"
"never mind" said the admiral, "that'll save the paperboys shoulder, especially on sundays".
"Have those air freshners arrived yet?"
"Yes, said Darth, "here they are, I'll remove the polythene wrap deftly with my lightsaber"
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"you and your lightsaber Darth"
, said the admiral "You'll be using the dark side of the force to deter shoplifters next, and hiding from the area manager in your meditation egg".