author: das-Diddy

disclaimer: I could ask Robert C. Cooper or Brad Wright but I'm afraid they won't give the characters to me. -.- That means: no, they are not mine.

warnings: humor, sci-fi, totally nuts!

notes: I'm just a little poor German student. My grammar sucks, my orthography is gone crazy. Yeah! Finally I've got a beta. :) Seneti has corrected my story so if you find some mistakes - blame her! XD Joke!

story: it was created at half past 11 at night after a long, long, long, very hard day. My flat mate just stormed into my room starting a discussion about Joe Flanigan's ears totally out of the blue…..here's the result… -.-

I love dict. and my pons-dictonary. Without these things I would die here, right in front of my 8-year-old computer screen.

X-over to Sailor Moon, Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. (Yeah, we are crazy!)

PLEASE leave a comment! (In the German version of the story I still have only 1(!) comment after 2(!!!) weeks and it's from a friend of mine...)

Enjoy the show! Please leave your brain somewhere safe. Total braindamage is really possible.

Lord of the Blondes

Manhood

Defilade.

Side step left.

Attack.

Shit!

Teyla blocked John's attack with the greatest of ease. Just before he could lift the fighting sticks to protect himself against her attack, she hit him painfully at his upper arm. With quiet swearing he was brought to his knees.

"I think we have had enough training for today, Colonel.", said the beautiful Athosian with a light smile on her lips.

"If you say so…" John forced himself to smile, too but it seemed more like the snarl of a ravenous dog.

Teyla helped the genuflecting Colonel up. Today was definitely one of those days when John Sheppard could bury his manly pride. Thinking grimly about the question if he could ever defeat Teyla, he grabbed his property and wanted to follow the winner out of the gym. Suddenly he blacked out and his knees failed to hold him up.

On the floor again´ was his last thought before he lost consciousness…

tbc

Sooo…..this was just the prolog. At chapter 1 we all will know what exactly happened to John. Hehehehehe…. I promise you it's getting worse….much worse!

CU!

das-Diddy