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Ways to Annoy

I, Sonny Munroe, am about to give Chad Dylan Cooper the annoyance of his life. There were ten great ways to annoy Chad Dylan Cooper, and I was going to do all of them, starting with number one. Here I have documented my adventures in annoying Chad. I hope you find them somewhat entertaining!

Ways to Annoy: Chad Dylan Cooper

1. Change his ringtone to say "Chad Dylan Cooper loves So Random!"

2. Switch his shampoo out with pink hair dye.

3. Steal all of the Chad sandwiches from the cafeteria.

4. Talk while he's acting.

5. Tell him that Zac Efron is the greatest actor of our generation.

6. Tape So Random posters up in his room.

7. Repeatedly call his cell phone, and when he answers, hang up.

8. Steal his Mackenzie Falls uniform.

9. Set him up on a blind date with Dakota.

10. Shred every single picture of him in his dressing room.

Day 1: Change his ringtone to say "Chad Dylan Cooper loves So Random"

Date: August 8, 2010.

Step 1: Distract Chad.

Step 2: Get into the Mackenzie Falls set.

Step 3: Get to the phone.

Step 4: Figure out how to work the phone so you can change the ringtone.

Step 5: Change the ringtone and sneak back out.

Day one went pretty well. It was sort of difficult to get to his phone, but I did. You see, Zora is really sneaky. She's also very smart. She phoned Chad to tell him that he had to leave his phone outside the door of his dressing room for inspection. She said that there was a phone inside the building that was a bomb, and if she didn't check it out, he could be jailed. He had to stay inside his car for the next two hours. Him, being the gullible guy he was, fell for the bait, and left to sit inside his corvette. Step one was complete. Operation Change Chad's Ringtone was now in session. I dressed in the outfit from the Mackenzie Fall's sketch. If I was going to sneak on set, I would have to look like them. I also put on a blonde wig, just to look less "Sonny-ish." When I ran into the security guard, I simply told him that I was an extra, and he let me in. Step 2 was finished! Now, I had to get to the phone and not be question. I nonchalantly walked over to his dressing room door. Like promised, his phone was right by the door. I quickly picked it up. Nobody said a thing. Step three, check! His phone was really fancy. There were a lot of buttons, and it was hard to work. It took me five minutes to even turn it on. Surprisingly, his wallpaper was a picture of us from a magazine shoot for Condor Studios. Weird. I looked through the menu to finally find a settings button. I clicked on it. Nothing happened. I clicked on it again, still nothing. I finally held down the button for at least ten seconds and the folder finally opened. I scrolled through the options, trying to find the ringtone. I couldn't find one with that label, so I clicked on audio. Luckily enough, in that folder was ringtone settings. I quickly clicked on the button, and a list of settings popped up. I clicked on the one that said "record a new ringtone". Step 4, complete! Before I knew it, a record symbol was up, and I recorded my voice.

"Chad Dylan Cooper loves, that's L-O-V-E, loves, So Random!" I hit the stop button. This should do the trick! I quickly called his cell to make sure that the ringtone worked, and left a quick message, "Chad, you should check your ringtone. It's pretty strange." He was going to die! I held in my laughter as I quickly sneaked back off set, the security guard barely noticing my exit. Step five was done, and so was my mission. I went back into my dressing room and laid on Tawni's chair. I had another hour to wait before Chad was going to be back in the building. I was hoping to hear his reaction. I spent the hour listening to music and looking through some of Tawni's magazines. Sure enough, an hour later, I heard a scream coming from Stage 2.

"Sonny Munroe! You will pay for this!" I knew that my mission for today was complete. Chad Dylan Cooper will be the most annoyed person in Condor Studios for the next ten days, all thanks to me, Sonny Munroe.

See you tomorrow, journal.

XOXO Sonny :D

I hope you enjoyed it! I promise, things will get more exciting! R&R!

Love, Twipi :D