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Adam Jensen was sitting in his augmented car, whacking it off for no particular reason. -TRANSMITTING- "Jensen, where the hell are you?" It was the voice of Pritchard. "God damn it Pritchard, I don't have time for your bullshit." Jensen Jensened. "Jensen, this is important. It has to do with getting my protocols through a safety deposit that may or may not have extra praxes for you." Pritchard informed. "I'm listening." Said Jensen in his Jensen voice. "Well you have to cap Mr. Sarif because I think he's evil illuminati." Pritchard said. "Well I don't have any reason to believe you Pritchard. In fact, if anyone's evil around here, Francis, I think it would be you, you little prick. " Jensen pwned. "Excuse me Jensen, I AM THE GREATEST COMPUTER WIZARD ALIVE. And you are but a filthy American." Pritchard stated. Jensen chose the COOLDICK option. "Yea, that's why you have posters of me everywhere in your apartment." Jensen Jensened, while crossing his arms; as it is the only animation he can do while talking. "HOW DO YOU KN...I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about. Now get to it Jensen!" Pritchard pricked, then turned off his transmitter. Jensen put the coordinates of his mission into his thingamobobber and he set off to find Mr. Sarif at Sarif Industries (TM). He accidentally bumped into a Civilian. "Excuse me." Jensen Jensened. "DAYUM FUKIN AUG GET DA HELL OUTTA MAH FACE YOU SCUM!" The Civilian yelled at Jensen. Jensen chose the SMARTASS option."I didn't know it was your birthday." Jensen monotoned. "What da he-?!" Jensen preceded to BIRTHDAY BEATDOWN the Civilian right in front of the cops. They didn't care because he was black. Jensen then continued on his path to Sarif Industries (TM). He opened the door and everything looked the same as usual. He walked up to Mr. Sarif's office, but he wasn't there. Suddenly the security went on red alert. -TRANSMITTING- "Jensen, help me! The Evil Hackers Who Are Not With the Illuminati (C) are here! Gaggg!..." Pritchard managed to say to Jensen. "Pritchard?" Jensen Jensened. NEW OBJECTIVE SAVE PRITCHARD appeared in thingamobobber. Jensen did not change emotions and instead took out beer can and drank it. His vision began to blur. "Ugh." Said that first-person voice that sounds absolutely nothing like Jensen.