Wazzup my favourite people? GiLaw here and about to teach you how NOT to die in SRMT!
SoLow: How not to die in SRMT? What are you on about?
Me: How about you read this and find out? Here we go then- LET'S GET THIS SPARKY DOOOOOOONE!
Sparked Up Ways To Die
Verse 1:
Steal a burger from Otto
Leave Nova out in the snow
Dye Sparx's fur from red to pink
Do the Harlem Shake in front of Skeleton King
Chorus!
Sparked Up Ways To Die,
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Die!
Sparked Up Ways To Di-hi-hiiiiiiiiie,
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Die!
Verse 2:
Help yourself to Wonder Fun Meat
Expose Otto to clams with feet
Kill Nova in front of Sparx
Invite Mandarin with you to the park
Chorus- again:
Sparked Up Ways To Die,
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Die!
Sparked Up Ways To Di-hi-hiiiiiiiiie,
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Die!
Verse 3:
Go skydiving down a wormhole
Go to Gibson's lab and loose control
Call Mandarin the dumb monkey
Play a wake up prank on meditating Antauri
I think we all know what happens here:
Sparked Up Ways To Die,
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Die!
Sparked Up Ways To Di-hi-hiiiiiiiiie,
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Die!
Verse 4:
Take control of the Super Robot for a minute
Inpersonate Spongebob in front of Gibson
Tell Skeleton King about the fact that he sucks
Tell Chiro that his girlfriend sucks just as bad
Tell Nova that you're the number 1 Sparx fangirl
It may not rhyme but I guarantee that it's:
Most Sparked Up Ways To Die
The Most Sparked Up Ways To Die
The Most Sparked Up Ways To Di-hi-hi-hiiiiiiiie!
So Many Sparked-
So Many Sparked Up Ways To Diiiiiiiiiiie!
Be Safe Around Novas- A Message From GiLaw