Awww what a cute...Thief King !?
Everyone's favorite psychopath's "magically" start a family of their own. But when their child is born, the baby already understands Egyptian, wields the power to send those (and toys) into the Shadow Realm, and it's almost impossible to not mistake this child to be an exact reincarnation of the former thief King of Ancient Egypt! Yet Marik and Bakura clearly insist "nothing" is unusual or wrong with their child, and their baby is a blessing...or curse for everyone else.
Bakura: HEY!
Marik: My offspring is NOT a nightmare
Me: Well they're certainly not a sweet dream either.
Main Couple: Psychoshipping (Bakura x Marik ) side focus pairing : Angstshipping (Malik x Ryou)
I do not own Yu-gi-oh! or anything about it at all.
It was just another warm, casual day in the life of Domino City. People were working, dueling, and just minding their own business now that the world was saved from evil. Everything seemed rather normal now that the Pharaoh's conquest was finally finished and the Yami's were capable to live peacefully among the people of their Hikari's time.
"Isn't it great that we can finally relax without any threat to humanity anymore, Pharaoh?" Yugi asked his dark half as him and several friends hung out outside Domino High school.
"I mean I honestly miss the adventure even if it meant nearly killing ourselves." Yami admitted, while Joey jumped up from the bench he was sitting on.
"Oh man, I gotta say we proved to be a killer super hero team! If only we had a movie or a sitcom made about a bunch of kids saving the world with children's card games!" and with that statement, everyone sweat dropped.
Suddenly, an exhausted Malik Ishtar walked onto the campus of Domino High. Usually loud and full of awkward energy, he dropped next to where .
"Malik? Are you okay? Too much work at the museum or something bro?" Tristan asked, taking note of the bags under the Egyptian's eyes. Malik sipped some of the coffee in the thermos he had, and yawned.
"I really don't know what's worse- being a tombkeeper forced to live underground for all eternity or taking care of a baby." he sighed.
"BABY?! Malik...why didn't you tell us you and Ry were havin g a baby!" Tea chirped. "I love babies!" "Not surprised." Yami muttered under his breath.
"WHAT IN RA's NAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" the lilac eyed boy screamed.
"You said taking care of a baby-"
"You're a...erm... Mother?"
"What? NO NO! Not me thank Ra...actually I was watching a two week old demon. The baby isn't even mine."
Everyone thought for a few minutes.
" Kaiba's?"
"Ryou's?! Who's the daddy!?"
"Your sister's?"
Malik took a deep breath.
"No...Bakura and Marik just had a demo- I mean a baby."