I don't own Toy Story, Toy Story 2, or Toy Story 3.
Buzz huffed in frustration yet again. He looked upon his mortal enemy, outclassing Zurg by miles, the television. The stupid thing with its thousands of buttons, circuit boards, screens, plugs, and bent attena. But most of all, the stupid remote. The dang thing had millions of buttons to give it the appearance of a friggin' honors calculus calculator.
For God's sake, he wanted to change the channel not dissect an electron!
But he took a deep breath. He could get through this, after all he is Buzz Lightyear. Nodding confidently, the space ranger pushed random buttons on the remote.
But nothing changed.
Letting out a yowl of fury, Buzz made to push the television out of the window-
"What's wrong Buzz?" Suddenly Woody was there with a firm hand on his shoulder, guiding him away from the heavy entertainment equipment.
The ranger growled and sneered angrily, "That dang television! I will do something horrible to that infernal freaking electronic piece of crud."
Warily, Woody sighed in exasperation as he looked to the plastic ranger. "What exactly has the TV done this time, Buzz?"
He received no answer at first as the clunky toy kicked the ground in an effort to get rid of his blind fury. Buzz finally choked out a whispering, "It's stuck in Spanish, the whole TV."
Woody just raised an eyebrow. "But you speak fluent Spanish Buzz, what's the issue here?"
Anger almost forgotten now, the space toy with eyebrows furrowed in confusion replied, "I don't know any Spanish, Woody. Where did you ever think that I learned Spanish?"
And at the moment, this seemed excessively funny to Woody. He exchanged a glance across the room with Jessie, grinning all the while, and cracked up with laughter. Rolling along the wood floor, Woody gasped for air as he laughed at Buzz's expense, and when he was done with his fun the sheriff sat the space toy down.
"Buzz, what do you know about Spanish mode?"
*Grins* It's always fun to mess with Buzz. :D
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