It was a stormy night and a certain dane just happened to be bored. He looked around the room to find something to do. Because everyone knows a bored Denmark was a bad thing. Weird things happen...
He looked over at the gigantic pile of legos. Wait something is a miss. Is that a mega block he spied? He held It up to inspect and sure enough. It was. He crushed it while dramatically whispering. "Sweden," he shook his head. Normally he'd hunt him down but he just wasn't in the mood for it right now.
It wasn't important, besides he'd just call someone to hang out.
The first attempt was Norway who hung up on him saying that he was in a ritual. The second attempt was iceland... He just hang up. The third attempt was Finland who was also in a ritual? Did he hear Norway yelling stupid dane in the back ground?
He skipped over Sweden and then called this mysterious number in his phone. "Um... Yukine? Who is this?," he asked. "Your bored, aren't you?," came a sigh from the other line." Omg, tissues lotion and that Swedish site you signed up for last week. Don't ask me how I know just do it..," at that they hung up.
Denmark thought for a second. Well no one was coming by so why not.
He opened up his computer and signed in. He selected a video with a guy that looked suspiciously like Sweden. Just as things were getting good, and the dane was just about to finish, Norway hurts through the door. "Fine we can hang out, me and fin.. I mean my friend couldn't concentrate anywa...," he stopped short. His face filled with a mixture of shock and disgust. "How did you get my password?!?," ...
[Ok a few notes. Yukine is the oc Of a friend of mine on Twitter.
Surveys show that Swedish porn is in the top list of things looked for on a porn site from Norwegian servers. ]