Several Ways to annoy Haineko
Tell her that her boobs are just implants
Tell her that Hyourinmaru will not like her
Tell her that she is a stupid and an idiot cat
Tell her that Hyourinmaru have feelings and had hots for Tobiume
Tell her that all sake in the Soul Society is banned
Tell her that she is an 'old hag'
Tell her that she is not sexy
Tell her that Kazeshini is in love with her
Slap her melons (for perverted boys, you can do that every day) and then tell her that her master (Rangiku) is much more beautiful, much
sexier and much younger.
Give her a mushy love letter
And tell it's from Hyourinmaru
Publish a lovely picture about Hyourinmaru and Tobiume
Then give it to Haineko
Laugh as her anger boils and tears it
Laugh harder as she run and just bumps into Kazeshini (shuuhei's zanpakuto)
Tell her that Rangiku needs her NOW!
Laugh as she runs faster to the 10th division squad
Laugh harder as she struggle to open the locked door
Go crazy at laughing when she picked through the window a bit only to see that Hyourinmaru and Tobiume having a making-out session at Rangiku's room that makes her anger go nuts
Give her a wedgie
Make her strip in a sake party (even though her fur is real)
And has to do it in front of Kazeshini
Tell her that Tobiume is going for a marriage
And the Hyourinmaru is going to be the husband of Tobiume
Ask what is her boob size
I'm sorry this is just my first fanfic so I'm not used to it but review my story please….