Disclaimer: only the little chibi butts are ours
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When Bad Baby-Sitters Get It
Lillin: what ya singin, mommy?*points at Lisha* Okasan
Alisha: O_O Okasan? Moi?
Lillin: *points at Kate* Obasan. Yup!
Alisha: you know what Lil just called right Kate?
Kate: *blinks* Nani...?
Alisha: grandmother! LOL
Kate: O_O *unchibi's Lil* *THWAP*
Alisha: lol
Lillin: *cries* fine! Oba! *hugs Kate* Ane! *poke poke* Ish Hn...... Otochan? Ane! *jumps on Tia*
Tia: I thought Lisha dechibified her?
Kate: she chibied herself again
Alisha: yeah -_-;
Tia: oh......*Picks up Lily and zips her in one of those one kinda playpens with a bunch of Heero and Duo dolls*
Lillin: *evil grin* *puts Heero and Duo doll sin 1x2x1 poses* Teeheehee.... Yaoi! (^_^)
Tia: Good girl, Lily... You just keep on playing....
Kate: -_-'
Lillin: *chibifies Tia and Kate*
Kate: .......o_o *runs around screaming* NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
Tia: *Big Chibi eyes grow wide* thee jutht chibifwied me!
Alisha: O_O oh no!!!
Lillin: Teeheehee!!
Kate: *still running around and screaming* *runs into kitchen*
Alisha: I am not playing mommy to three chibis!
Tia: *Big tears form in her eyes and she opens her mouth wide and lets out an ear piercing shriek*
Alisha: _
Kate: *grabs chocolate syrup and 'drinks it'* *runs back out chocolate all over face* *Screaming as she runs around room*
Alisha: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kate: *still holding bottle of chocolate syrup*
Lillin: *chibifies Alisha*
Kate: *stops screaming and walks over to Alisha*
Alisha: o.o
Tia: *Sits in a small corner and continues to cry loudly*
Kate: *unchibi's Alisha* Aunty Litha....?*tugs on Alisha's pant leg* Aunty Lithaaa....?
Tia: *Pulls out a Bakura plushie the size of her and cuddles to it and sniffles* I dun wannew be chibi!
Kate: *pokes Alisha* *poke* *poke poke*
Lillin: *runs upstairs*
Kate: *poke poke poke poke poke*
Alisha: *comes out of her shook* yes?
Kate: Come hewe......
Alisha: ok....
Kate: *motions for here to bend down so she can be face to face*
Tia: *Sniffle* I jutht ith no faiw!!!!
Alisha: *bends down*
Kate: *holds up bottle of chocolate syrup* *squirts the chocolate syrup in Alisha's face* *giggles*
Tia: O.O
Alisha: o_o *licks the chocolate syrup*
Tia: Kath! Yous is bawd!
Kate: *giggles* *runs off to her corner*
Tia: *Hides behind Bakura plushie*
Kate: *giggles* LIIIIILY! *Runs upstairs giggling*
Alisha: what am I gonna do!
Tia: If we ith VEWY quiet Batuwa, then thee will weave us awone!
Kate: *runs downstairs and over to Tia* hehehe *grabs her hand and begins to drag her upstairs* LIIIIIIILY!
Alisha: *flops down on the couch holding her head*
Tia: NOOOOOOO!!! *Starts screaming at the top of her lungs* WITHA!!! HEWP ME!!!!!
Kate: *whaps Tia* SHHHHH!
Lillin: Hai!!!
Tia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
Kate: *runs over to Lily grinning all evil chibily*
Alisha: *gets up and goes over to Kate and Tia* let her go Kate
Kate: *whaps Tia* STTHHHHH!*looks at Lish* I DINN'T DO IT!
Alisha: *puts her hands on her hips* let her go Kate
Tia: *Sniffle* Dun whap me!!
Alisha: do you need a time out?
Kate: We was thust pwayin!
Lillin: yeah!
Alisha: then why does Tia seem upset?
Kate: ......
Tia: *Looks up at lisha with big pleading chibi eyes*
Kate: Caust iths Tia!*giggles and runs into a room with Tia and Lily* *slams door shut and locks it giggling* ^________^
Alisha: *picks up Tia* come on...lets go somewhere quiet till I can figure out what to....
Tia: *Clings to Lisha*
Alisha: shh...it's ok
Kate: *cries* TIA DUN WANNA PWAY WIF UUUUSSSSS!!!!!!!
Alisha: I won't let them hurt you...
Tia: Thee ith VEWY scawy!
Kate: TIA DUN WIKE US!!!!!! *cries more*
Alisha: *nods*
Lillin: I hafe an idea!
Kate: *sniffles looking at Lily*
Tia: Witha... Can you unchibifwie me?
Kate: *sniffles* Wha.... Lily......?
Alisha: *pulls out di-chibi-fing wand and waves it over Tia*
Kate: *giggles evilly*
Lillin: *whispers* I know were Dudu keeps his stuff!
Tia: *Blinks* Oh thank shinigami!!
Kate: *blinks* *grins*
Alisha: you're welcome....
Tia: I'm BACK!!!! *Glomps Lisha* THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!
Alisha: now what do we do about the other two?
Kate: *pulls out Chibi Hammer and runs over and hits Lisha on the head with it* ^_______________^
Alisha: owww...
Kate: CHIBI LITHA TOOOOOOO! ^______^
Lillin: yay! Litha ish chibi too!!!
Alisha: 'wam it!!_
Tia: . I say we sell them all to the Russian Circus...... So Trowa can feed them to his lion...
Kate: Ooooh chibi lith say bad word *glares at Tia* *drags Lisha into room with Lily and closes and locks the door* hehehe
Alisha: *crosses arms and glares*
Kate: *giggles* ^______^ *pokes Lisha* Wha wrong....?
Alisha: om...o...kurau
Tia: *Walks over and gets the door unlocked*
Kate: ......
Tia: *Glares down at the chibis* I mean it... I'll sell you to the Russian Circus and let Trowa's lion EAT you...
Kate: WAAAAAAH! *runs to corner and pulls out Heero and Duo plushies and clings to them*
Alisha: *still sulking*
Tia: Now, hold still!!! *Pulls out her dechibitizer and blasts them all back to normal*
Kate: AUNTY TIA ITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN *hides behind Lily*
Lillin: *runs around* I got it! I got it!
Alisha: thanks Tia
Kate: .............
Alisha: you got what Lil?
Lillin: heeheehee
Tia: It didn't work on the others...... Oh well... I still say we sell them....
Kate: *pulls out Chibi Hammer and chibi everyone again* *giggles*
Alisha: _ 'gain?
Kate: *giggles*
Alisha: 'ay mwee!
Lillin: i got it!
Kate: *hands Lisha Heero plushie her size*
Alisha: 'ot wha? ^_^ 'ta
Kate: I tink I'll wegwet dat...... *sweatdrops*
Tia: *Glares at Kate* I dun wike youw......
Kate: Wha....??? WHA I DO!?!?!
Alisha: *toddles over to Lil* 'ot wha?
Lillin: *pulls out some condoms and sex toys* Dudu's stuff!
Kate: O_O
Tia: Dun pway thupid wiff me!
Alisha: O.O
Tia: O_O
Lillin: Thaf what gwown ups pway wif
Alisha: wel we?
Tia: What ith those? Bawoons? *Points to the condoms*
Kate: *picks up random object* I no know......
Lillin: Bawoons!
Tia: ^_^ Bawoons! I wan a bawoon!!
Lillin: *opens one and blown it up*
Kate: *picks up condom* ^_____________^
Tia: Kina funny wookin bawoon....
Lillin: it wooks wike a hot dog.......
Alisha: wa!
Kate: *nods* I' dos......
Tia: Why woul you wan a hot dog bawoon, Wiwy?
Kate: I no no
Alisha: *shrugs*
Lillin: i don know.... gwown ups awe supid!
Tia: Vewy thtupid!
Alisha: wa...
Kate: *nods* Gwown ups vewy stupid!
Alisha: *picks up another object* wha 'ith iss or?
Lillin: *bobs Kate with the ballon* Heehee!!! Fun!
Kate: .......
Tia: *Gives Lisha a 'icky' face* Ewwww, it wooks gwoss!
Lillin: *picks up and vibrator* O_o *switches it on* AHH!!! It moves!!! It's awive!!!
Alisha: o.o
Wufei: *wonders in grumbling to himself* Stupid baka... how can you LOSE four onnas......*looks at Chibi onnas* When did you.... *sees the stuff they're playing with* O___________________O *nosebleeds*
Tia: AH!! *Hides behind Kate* Ith awive!!
Lillin: *drops it*
Alisha: epp!
Kate: IT ITH!!! *runs and hides behind Fei* UNCLE FEI FEI!!!! HIDE ME!
Quatre: well they have to be around here....*sees them* O_O
Alisha: *waves* ello
Tia: *Runs and clings to Wufei's leg*
Wufei: O__________O *runs out with nosebleed* I FOUND THE ONNAS!!! *runs downstairs wiping at nose*
Tia: *Is dragged downstairs with Wufei* O_o
Duo: *looks at Wufei* O_o; Why is he....? But.... the girls.... nosebleed.... O_O;;;
Tia: *Looks up at Duo, Heero and Trowa* Hewwo! *waves*
Lillin: Dudu's home!!!
Alisha: waaa!
Tia: ^_^ We pwayed wiff Duo'th bawoons!
Trowa: ///_O
Duo: *looks at chibi girls wide eyed* Oh....
Heero: *whaps Duo* Hentai.
Duo: Baloon.... O.o Nani....?
Trowa: Duo.... how did...... they get that stuff.......
Tia: They wooked funny though.... Wike hot dawgs....
Quatre: O_O
Heero and Duo: O_O
Tia: And dis one thing wath AWIVE!
Lillin: *holds up the "balloon"* opt dog bawoon!
Heero: *whaps Duo* Baka!
Alisha: an...I no no wa iss ith
Duo: O________O Uhm.... her.... uh.........
Tia: *Walks over and crawls in Trowa's lap*
Duo: WHY DO YOU GUYS ASSUME IT'S MINE!?!?
Tia: Wiwy thaid it wath.
Alisha: *runs up and clings to Heero's leg*
Lillin: It ish! *points at still-moving vibrator* Awive!
Tia: *Looks up at Trowa* Why doeth Duo have aww that thtuff??
Kate: *giggles* Cause Lily said it was! The got it fwom you room......
Duo: O_O
Alisha: it 'arey 'eero....
Duo: *gathers stuff and rushes upstairs*
Heero: -_-'
Trowa: Because Duo is a freaking hentai who can't keep his sex toys out of the hands of chibis
Tia: Thex toyth?
Quatre: I....
Trowa: *pats Tia on the head*
Alisha: thex toyths?
Duo: *runs back downstairs* _ WHY DO YALL ASSUME IT'S MINE!!!???
Lillin: whath a thex toyth??
Tia: Do YOU have any thex toyth Trowa?
Duo: They could be lyin!
Tia: *Blinks up at Trowa*
Trowa: well.... ummm...... ///_^;
Kate: *looks at Duo* zechs toy............?
Alisha: wa thex?
Duo: ..........no.............
Alisha: *looks up at Heero with big chibi eyes*
Tia: Ith that a yeth Trowa??
Heero: Er. uhm. Ask Duo! .
Tia: Doeth Quatwe have eny??
Alisha: *looks over at Duo* wa thex?
Duo: *deathglares Heero*
Trowa: *looks at Quatre* Umm......
Quatre: *sputters*
Duo: Uhm.... Ask Trowa!
Kate: *looks at Trowa* Wha zecks......?
Alisha: unca towa?
Tia: An Wu?? And Heewo?
Heero: ..........hn..........
Trowa: Listen sweetie, how about you forget about ALL of this and I'll buy you Barbies!
Alisha: barbe...ewwwwwww!
Kate: BAWBIE EVIL!!!! BAWBIE MUTH DIIIIIE!
Tia: NO!!!!! Barbie ith EVIW!!!!
Tia: *Picks up Trowa's shirt and pulls it over herself to hide* NO BARBIE!!!!!!!
Trowa: How about some Gundam dollies!
Lillin: Bawbie EVIL!!!!
Tia: *From under Trowa's shirt* That thounds otay....
Alisha: *hugs her Heero plushie*
Duo: *grins* Girls.... uhm...... if you REALLY wanna know what sex is.... ASK QUATRE!
Lillin: Oooootay!
Quatre: O_O DUO!
Kate: Waaaai! Gundam dollies! YAAAY!
Duo: *grins* What?
Tia: Why doeth anyone wanna know what thex ith anywayth? I thounds boring!
Quatre: they're chibis! we can't tell them that!
Kate: *looks at Quatre with big innocent chibi eyes, tugs on his pant leg* Uncl Catwe....... Whath zecks??
Duo: ......*coughs*Not like they don't know subconsciously*cough*
Quatre: um....a game grown-ups play....you're too little yet....
Kate: ......oh......
Tia: A game!!!
Lillin: I know what thex ish!!! *runs up to Wufei's room*
Alisha: *looks at Lil* wat?
Duo: *bends down and whispers* Ask Fei!
Tia: *Comes out form hiding under Trowa's shirt* Wiww you pway it wiff me Quatwe?!
Kate: *looks at fei* Uncle Feifei.... waths zecks!?
Lillin: *comes back down with porn tape and reads the side*
Wufei: O_O *nosebleeds*
Alisha: VIO!!!
Kate: A.... game....?
Lillin: S-E-X-Y N-U-R-S-E-S!!!
Kate: LETS PLAY IT! ^______^
Tia: I wanna pway thex!!!
Alisha: wa!!!
Lillin: *pops it in and pushes play*
Heero: *takes tape* No.
Quatre: *looks over at Wufei*
Tia: *Tugs on Trowa's shirt* Pway thex wiff me!!
Lillin: *watery eyes*
Trowa: ///_O
Heero: *puts tape away*
Alisha: *tugs on Heero's jeans* play game?
Trowa: *whispers* I can go to jail for that
Duo: *turns on TV and switches to one of the porn channels* That's sex.
Alisha: O__O
Lillin: O___O
Kate: O___O
Tia: Go too jaiw? Wike in monopowy?
Heero: *beats Duo with pillow* BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKA!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: Duo! *lunges for remote*
Duo: Ack!
Lillin: *pushes the Info button* G-A-N-G-B-A-N-G
Lillin: O_o
Tia: *Stares at the tv*
Duo: *falls over, dragging Heero down with him*
Trowa: Just like monopoly.... only worse......
Alisha: wa he oing oo 'er?
Duo: *hits random buttons on remote and Yaoi Channel comes up*
Alisha: O___O
Kate: *looks at T.V.* *looks at Duo and Heero*
Tia: Oh...... *Stares at the TV* O_O
Kate: *TV, guys, TV, guys* O____O
Alisha: *looks at Trowa and Quatre*
Kate: HEEWO AND DUO DO STUFF WIKE ON T.B!!!!!
Heero: Nani....? *looks at TV, still on top of Duo*
Duo: *also looks*
Tia: *Looks up at Trowa* Do you wike to pway wiff boyth mowe den giwls?
Duo and Heero: O_O
Alisha: ah?
Duo: *cracks up laughing*
Heero: *yanks his braid* BAKA! *lunges at TV and turns it off*
Trowa: we all do, hun
Alisha: o....
Duo: ITAAAI! .
Tia: But... but.... WHY? You dun wanna pway wiff me betause I'mma giwl!! *Gets all watery eyed*
Kate: *glomps onto Heero and Duo* I WANNA PWAY ZECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: NO!
Trowa: No sweetie! You're too young to play! You could get hurt or worse!
Kate: *sniffles*
Alisha: *tugs on Heero's jeans again* ca giwls 'ay 'if giwls?
Duo: Er...... No......
Kate: *starts crying REEEEALLLLYYYY loudly*
Tia: But I wanna pway!!! *Starts crying*
Heero: *coves ears and looks at Alisha* Uhm......
Trowa: wait till you're at least 16
Heero: Er.
Tia: *Starts crying louder trying to outdo Kate*
Alisha: *stares at Heero with chibi eyes*
Kate: *cries louder*
Tia: *Cries even louder*
Heero: Uhm.... uh.... *coughs* o_o;;
Lillin: *cries*
Kate: *cries louder still*
Heero: *twitches*
Lillin: I wanna pway wight now!!!!
Alisha: *hugs her Heero plushie closer*
Tia: *Cries as loud as she can*
Wufei: BAKA ONNA SHUT THE FUCK UP! _______
Kate: O_O
Trowa: OK OK OK!!!!
Tia: O_O
Alisha: o.o
Lillin: O__O
Heero: o_o
Duo: o___o
Tia: WAI!! TROWA WILL PWAY WIFF ME!!!!
Alisha: 'uck?
Tia: *Glomps Trowa*
Trowa: You can play as soon as you're big again!
Duo...... Heewo.... wha fuck.......?
Lillin: I know what uck ish!
Duo: Uhm....
Lillin: Dudu says uck you all the time when he dwives!
Alisha: *clamps onto Heero's leg again*
Kate: *glomps Fei* WETS PLAY ZECKS!
Alisha: o!
Wufei: *nosebleeds* O___O *passes out from bloodloss*
Tia: But Trowa! When will I evew be big again?
Kate: *blinks*
Heero: *whaps Duo* Baka!
Duo: Stop that! _
Quatre: *still speechless on the couch*
Kate: *glomps onto Quatre* WETS PWAY ZECKS!!!!!
Quatre: er...um....
Tia: *Crawls off Trowa's lap and walks over and crawls on Quatres lap* Wiww you pway wiff ME?
Quatre: I only play with boys....
Kate: ......*sniffles* But....
Tia: You dun wike giwls?? *Gets all teary eyed again*
Tia: Why dun you wike us Quatwe?
Kate: *also gets teary eyed*
Lillin: *cries again*
Kate: *sniffles*
Tia: *Sniffles*
Quatre: I like girls! I just don't know how to play that game with them....yeah
Lillin: Catwe no wike us!!!!!
Kate: ..........
Lillin: *stops crying*
Quatre: .
Kate: *pokes Quatre* How come....?
Lillin: You can watch the movie and see!!!
Tia: Yeah, why?
Kate: YEAH!
Tia: YEAH!! The MOVIE!
Kate: Wath the mobie and thee!!!
Quatre: *looks at Trowa* help....
Tia: But youth thuppothed to take off youw clothe to pway... *Nods and starts unbuttoning Quatre's shirt*
Duo: *sits up from behind couch where he had somehow ended up when no one was looking* I play with boys and girls! ^___^ *gets dragged down again*
Quatre: O_O
Kate: *giggles* Yeah! *looks at Duo* *blinks*
Trowa: I'm going to the toy store, see ya! *leaves*
Kate: NOOO! TWOWA!!!!!
Tia: TROWA!!!*Turns around* WE WANNA GO TOO!!!
Kate: *crawls to the edge of the couch and tries to peek over* Duo..........?
Alisha: I wa wa 'ay if giwls a 'oys 'oo!
Tia: QUATWE!!! TROWA WEFT UTH BEHIND!!!
Tia: *Starts crying*
Quatre; *folows Trowa* I'll help!
Kate: *hand shoves her back so she can't see*
Tia: *Runs after Quatre and Trowa* NO!!!! Dun WEAVE ME!!
Kate: *looks at Quatre* YOU WEAVING US WIF DUO!?!?!?!?
Quatre: ^_^;;
Tia: I DUN WANNA BE WEFT WITH DUO!!!
Lillin: *crawls over to Wufei* Wanna pway thex wif me?
Duo: *pokes head up* HEEEY! WHY NOT!?
Wufei: x_x
Duo: *dragged back down*
Alisha: 'ere 'eero???
Lillin: *pokes Wufei* FEI-FEI!!!!!!!!!!!
Alisha: 'ate?
Alisha: 'ere 'eero?
Tia: *Walks over to Kate wiping away her tears* What ith you doing?
Duo: *sits up suddenly* O_O We're in a room full of chibi's and we end up behind the couch....... x_x
Kate: *tries to peek behind couch again*
Duo: *scrambles to put his cloths back on*
Alisha: *peeks around the other side of the couch* 'Eero!!
Heero: *grabs his cloths and dives over the couch* O_O;;
Tia: *Peeks around with Lisha* Thewe wewe pwaying wiff out uth!!
Alisha: *nods*
Heero: No we weren't!
Tia: *Looks at Heero wide eyed ready to cry*
Alisha: es ow ere!
Heero: We weren't playing sex! _
Alisha: es ow ere!!
Tia: YETH YOU WEWE!!!!
Duo: *cough* Err... nope...
Kate: *looks at Duo and Heero* *cries*
Tia: *Takes in a big breath of air before screaming at the top of her lungs* I WANNA PWAY THEX!!!!!!!!
Alisha: dudu 'ie?
Duo: *sweatdrops* ^_^;; Why would we be playing sex!?
Alisha: *chibi eyes tear up*
Kate: CAUSE YOU IS MY HUBBYS!!!!!!
Tia: *Starts crying LOUDLY*
Heero: o_o
Kate: *cries louder*
Tia: *Cries even louder*
Alisha: *flings herself to the floor and wails at the top of her lungs*
Heero: *runs for front door* QUAAAAATRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!! YOU TRAITOR GET BACK HERE!!!!!!
Kate: *sits on the couch crying and screaming at the top of her lungs*
Duo: *covers ears* X_________________X
Tia: *stands in the middle of the room crying louder still*
Kate: *cryes louder than Tia*
Tia: *Cries louder than Kate*
Heero: TRRROOOOWWWWAAAAA!!!!! QUUUUAAATTTTRRRREEEE!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FUCKING TRAITORS!!!! _
Alisha: *beats floor with her little fists*
Duo: X______________________X I'm gonna go deaf!
Wufei: *still out cold* x_x
Alisha: *jumps up and runs to her room locking the door behind her*
Tia: *Stomps over and kicks Wufei as hard as she can still crying loudly*
Wufei: *sits up* OW! BAKA ONNA!
Tia: *Cries ever louder when Wufei yells at her*
Duo: *grabs Heero's hand and dives in the car driving off* I'm sure
Wu-Man won't mind!
Tia: WU CAWWED ME A NAME!!!!!! *Screams
and cries even louder than before*
Lillin: *jumps on Fei*
'uck you! 'uck
you! 'uck you!
Wufei:
*sets a blanket on the floor, grabs
the chibi's ties them up and puts tape over their
mouth then sets them on the blanket and puts a playpen upside down over them*
Damn onnas....
Kate: O_O
Lillin: *cries*
Tia: O_O
Kate: .......*cries*......*rolls
around kicking the sides of the playpen* MMMMMMM! Mmmm!
Tia: *Chibi
glares Wufei*
Wufei:
*changes channel and watches some
random movie*
Tia: *Sniffles*
Kate: *kicks at walls more*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Tia: *Eyes Kate then starts doing like
she's doing and kicking the walls*
Wufei:
Shut up and I'll give you candy.
Kate: .......
Tia: ......
Lillin: .............
Wufei:
*snickers* *watches movie*
Kate: Hmmmhyy!
Wufei:
Quiet!
Tia: *Sniffle* *Gets all teary eyed*
Wufei:
No candy.
Kate: *starts
kicking at the screen wall thing*
Tia: *starts wiggling her mouth around
trying to unstick the tape*
Kate: *ends up kicking a hole in
it and sorta drags herself to the stairs*
Tia: *Follows Kate still trying to get the
tape off*
Lillin: *cries all lpud
as she can with a gag on*
Kate: *stares at the
stairs* *glances at Lily* *shakes head eyes wide*
*glances at Wufei*
Wufei:
*Watches the movie*
Tia: *Eyes Wufei
looking very hopeful*
Lillin: *stops*
Kate: *nods and starts
trying to climb up the stairs*
Tia: *watches Kate for a moment a little doubtful of whether or not she should follow* *Looks back at Fei then starts climbing the best she can*
Kate: *somehow by some miracle makes it up the stairs and stares at the door to the shared it being closed* *pounds head on wall softly* Ammit......
Tia: *Comes up behind Kate looking confused as to why she's hurting herself*
Kate: *looks
at Tia then closed door*
Tia: *Nods* *looks over in the direction
of Kate's room*
Kate: *glares
at door* *kicks it*
Lillin: *stares at Wufei*
Tia: *Walks down the hall and pushes Kate's
ajar door open*
Kate: *follows Tia* ^_^ *runs in her room and through the bathroom*
Tia: *Runs after Kate*
Kate: *motions somehow
for Tia to stay and dives under the bed*
Tia: *Gives Kate a funny 'what the hell are you doing' look*
Kate: *struggles
trying to drag herself out kicking a box* *grins*
Lillin: *looks around then crawls out and
into the kitchen*
Kate: ^_^
Tia: *Blinks*
Kate: *tries to get the
lid off the box* *opens the box and dumps the various blades and sharp
objects on the ground*
Tia: *Grins*
Kate: *grabs a knife and
cuts the ropes* *pulls the
tape off* OW!
Tia: *Cuts her ropes and pulls off the
tape* Owwie!! *Winces* *Glares at the door* Now what
do we do bout icky uncle poo-head?
Kate: *puts finger to
lips* Shhhhhh! *puts stuff back* Ith
Duo findth out I useded hith sharp things.... I get in BIG trowbled
Tia: *Nods* I pinky thwear
I thaw nuffing!
Kate: Good! *kicks box under
bed* Now! Firsth
we find Lily!
Tia: Wight! Wiwy!
Kate: *grabs Tia's hands and runs back the way they came and sneaks
downstairs*
Lillin: *in the kitchen eating ice cream and making a BIIIIG mess*
Kate: *sneaks
into kitchen* *gasps* Ith cweam!
^_____^
Wufei:
*blinks glancing up* Huh? *shrugs
and watches TV*
Tia: O_O Aww dat ice cweam!!! *Dives into the
mess and starts eating*
Kate: *giggles and also
dives in* Yummyness!
Tia: Wai!!
I WOVE ice cweam!! Ith to
yummy!
Kate: *looks at Lily and Tia* Thoooooo! How we gonna get bwack at Feifei?
Tia: *Tilts her head in thought* I think firsth we need to get back to nowmaw....
But we cant...... *Sniffle* *Grins* I thay we tie him up and make him eat chocowate!!!
*Giggles* Make him thick and hyper! And den we can make him pway
thex wiff uth!
Kate: O_O but.... The others said...... and Feifei's icky....
Tia: But we wanna
pway, wight? And feifei doethn't wike to pway! You thaw how he acted!
Kate: *sniffles* I cant finded my chibi hammew.... Yeah....
Lillin: chocowate towtowe!
Kate: but Feifei's
ICKY......
Tia: Fine, we wont
pway wiff fei...
Kate: and...... Duo and Heewo would get mad and me......
Lillin: *pull sout
the chibifier 3000 pop gun*
Tia: But how would they know??
Lillin: Pop him!
Kate: *shrugs* *blinks*
Tia: They awen't
hewe! They WEFT uth hewe wff wufei!
Kate: Wha thwat? *sniffles*
Lillin: make him chibi
and we can pway wif him!
Kate: But.... dey...... *sigh* Feifei is a poophead....
Tia: Yeth.... Poo-face!
Kate: I wanna
be big again......
Tia: Me too.......
Tia: When I big Trowa
thaid he'd pway wiff me!!!
Kate: -_-'
Wufei:
*stands heading to the kitchen* I
need something to snack on.... *doesn't even glance at the playpen*
Lillin: he coming!
Tia: O_O Do you heaw
dat?
Kate: I thay
we chibi-- O___O
Tia: Heth
coming!!!
Lillin: *hides under the table*
Kate: EEP!
Tia: *Runs off and hides*
Wufei:
What was...? O_o;
*walks into the kitchen*
Kate: .......
Lillin: *whispers* kaaaate!
Kate: *looks at the mess
and then how no one else is around her, then up at fei*'
^_^; Uhm.... uhm.... uhmm...... I DINN'T DO ITH!
Wufei:
*glares and grabs Kate by the back
of the shirt as she tries to run*
Kate: HELP!!!*cries*
TIIIIIA!
Wufei:
Baka onna... Look at
the mess you made!
Tia: *Comes out behind Wufei
with Lily's chibi gun and shoots him* Weave hew awone!
Wufei:
*blinks finding himself chibi*
Tia: *walks up and kicks Wufei in the knee* Meanie Poo-face!
Kate: *glares* You huwt me! I'ma
telling Hee-Chan and Duo-Chan!
Wufei:
.......INJUTHIS!
Tia: *Puts the chibi
gun in back-pocket space*
Tia: INJUTHITH?! You were da
one who tied uth up!
Wufei:
Cause ya
wouldn't shut up! UNCHIBI ME NOW ONNA!
Tia: *Kicks Wufei
again* Shut up Poo-face! Kate! Get da rope and tape!
Wufei:
*pulls out little plastic katana*
BAKA ONNA! UNCHIBI ME!
Kate: *nods* *runs
off* *runs in and beats Fei with a pillow*
Tia: O_O AHH!!!! *Turns and runs off in
other direction*
Wufei:
*turns and whaps Kate with little
plastic katana*
Kate: *falls over
crying* FEI HIT MEEEEE!!!! I'MA TELL!!!!
Wufei:
Shut up baka
onna!
Kate: *grins and kics up, kicking the katana away* ^___^
Wufei:
*blinks*
Kate: TIA YOU CAN COME OUT
NOW!!!
Tia: *Peeks head back into the kitchen*
YOU thure?
Kate: Yup!
Tia: *walks back in slowly* Otay...
Wufei:
*tries to get his little plastic
katana back*
Kate: *whaps Fei*
Tia: *Giggles*
Kate: *ties up Fei* *giggles*
Wufei:
UNCHIBI ME ONNA!
Tia: *Puts tape over Fei's
mouth*
Wufei:
MMMMM MMMM MMMM!!!
Kate: *grins* We will....
Tia: *Giggles* NOW whothe
the baka?
Kate: After we unchibi outsleves ^______^
*uses plastic katana to knock Wufei uncouncious* I goth
an iddddeeeeeaa! ^___^ *runs around house and pulls out chibi hammer* *runs back down* Bwing him in the wivingwoom!
Tia: *Looks over at Kate* Heth tied up now what?
Kate: *grins* To the wivingwoom!
^_____^
Tia: To dat wivingwoom!!!
Kate: *drags
tied up chibi fei to living
room and shoves him on
the couch* *twirls her chibi hammer around and bops Tia*
BOP!
Kate: *bops herself*
^___^ NO MORE CHIBINESS! *bops Fei* *grins evily* Now!
FUNNESS!
Heero and Duo: *walk into to find unconscious Wufei tied up on the couch in the living wearing a rather slutty dress, slut boots, makeup and his hair is loose*
Heero and Duo: O_O
Duo: *cracks up laughing* CAMERA! WHERES THE
CAMERA!
Heero: *laughs
quietly* What did he do?
Kate: *runs in and glomps her fiancés* KOIS! ^_____^
Tia: *Walks in* What
did he do?!
Kate: .
Tia: *Crosses her arms*
Kate: He tied us up!
Duo: *snapping pictures* hehehehhehe....
Tia: He taped our mouths shut! He ABUSED
us!
Kate: And stuck us under the
playpen!
Duo: *stops* WHAT!?!?
Heero: *glares at Wufei*
Kate: *whirls on
them* AND YOU left us with him!!!!
Tia: Yes! *Glares at Heero and Duo*
Heero: Uhm....
Duo: Er.... *coughs*
Kate: *grabs chibi hammer*
Heero: ACK! RUN DUO, RUN! *starts running*
Kate: *jumps forward
grabbing Duo's braid*
Duo: ITAAAAAAAI! _
Tia: *Pulls out Lily's chibi
gun and points it at Heero* Omea o korosu!!
Kate: BAKA KOIBITOS!!!! *whaps Duo with the chibi
hammer*
Tia: *Shoots Heero*
Heero: O_O
Duo: O_O
Kate: ....... hmph! *storms upstairs*
Tia: *Grins at them before turning and
walking up the stairs*
Chibi
Heero and Duo: UNCHIBI US! THIT
ITHNT FAIW!!!!
Tia: Oh! And if you want someone to play
with! Quatre and Trowa are
tied up in the dinning room! *Laughs to herself and disappears upstairs*
Kate: *giggles going into
her room and pulls on headphones*
Chibi
Heero and Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The
End!)