Hello everybody and welcome to Portal Wholock: Truth or dare! First let's meet the players. We have:
The Doctor (ten): he's a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey who stole a TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space) and left to explore the universe.
The Doctor (eleven): the same story
The Master: he's another Time Lord that wants to rule the universe and he's a bit insane.
GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System): The main AI from the Portal games who killed all the staff from Aperture Science and put Chell in a series of tests with the intention of killing her.
Chell: The protagonist from both Portal games who escaped from the tests and took down GLaDOS with the hope she'll get freedom.
Wheatley: The little AI who helped Chell through Portal 2 and once in control betrayed her and tried to kill her.
Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock): The consulting detective from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's books. What? Its Sherlock what can I say about him. Everyone knows Sherlock … right?
John Watson (BBC Sherlock): Again what can I say? If you know Sherlock you must know John.
Jim Moriarty: I'll say just this…consulting criminal.
Ok I have no idea why did I just say that. I mean you must know all that already if you are reading this.
Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to BBC, Sherlock belongs to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and BBC, Portal belongs to Valve.
Now it's show time!
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Welcome players today we are going to play truth or dare!
Master: Who the hell are you!
I am The Author.
Ten: The Author? Are you another Time Lord?
I wish. No I'm just the author of this fic and yes I just broke the fourth wall.
GLaDOS: I don't care who you are! Get out of my facility!
No.
GLaDOS: Get out or I will kill you!
You can't do that because I have Author powers and I can make you play truth or dare.
Sherlock: This is dull.
John: Dull Sherlock. Dull. This is crazy!
Oi! You two people are watching this! Shut it!
Eleven: We do? Ok let's play!
Ten: Wait I want to meet you all properly.
Eleven: Oh OK! I am you from the future. Hi me!
Ten: What?! But this will cause a massive paradox!
I'll actually call this a pair-o-docs and don't worry I took care of that.
Ten: How?
Hellooooo Autor powers.
Ten: Ok…now who are the others?
Moriarty: Jim Moriarty…HI!
Ten: The Jim Moriarty! Like in the books?
Moriarty: What books?
Ten: Oh riiiiight parallel universe. Well you see in my universe you are in a book. Well you and a Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Great books.
Sherlock: Sherlock Holmes consulting detective. And you… you travel a lot also it involves a lot of running since your shoes are worn out. You look young but your eyes say something else. You're old, hundreds of years old you have seen many horrible things and you recently lost someone. Am I right?
Eleven: Amazing. I knew you are good but I have to say I'm quite impressed. And yet there is so much more that you missed.
John: What?!
Sherlock: Oh…and what that may be?
Eleven and Ten: Spoilers.
Eleven and Ten turn to GLaDOS: oh you are beautiful! No seriously you are.
GlaDOS: And you two are fascinating. You aren't human so I'll be quite interested in you two.
Oi! GLaDOS! No testing on them! ...yet.
Eleven spots Chell: 'Ello and who might you be?
Chell: …
Eleven get's the sonic screwdriver and scans her.
Eleven: Come on you can talk there's no problem. Trust me I'm The Doctor.
Chell: I…I'm…Chell.
Eleven: Hello Chell. There you see it wasn't so hard.
Ten examines Wheatley: Oh this is brilliant! You are brilliant!
GLaDOS: Did you just call the moron brilliant?
Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON!
Ten: Of course I did. This Kind of theology in 2013 is marvelous! And I don't think he is a moron. I knew a moron once and-
Wheatley: I'm Wheatley.
Ten:-Wheatley isn't a moron.
Wheatley: Y-you don't think I'm a moron?
Ten: No. I think you can be brilliant!
Master: Oi! Aren't you going to ask about me!
Ten: Shut up Koschei.
Master: I AM THE MASTER!
Oi! Stop shouting! Anyway this is the first chapter. Put your truths and dares in PMs and send me. I will add other characters later and I'll try to update weekly. I'll love to get some reviews too. If you review or send PMs The Doctor will give you a ride in the TARDIS.
Everyone: Who are you talking to?
The public. Duh.
Everyone: Hi everybody! We would love some truths and dares to start the game!