I don't own the film Shrek, but I am just writing a fan fiction novel. This is my first fan fiction post so enjoy! :)
Another day came and Shrek was fuming... Fiona looked up at Shrek and said " what is you're problem Shrek"? Shrek said "Fiona it's you, you make me see all these fancy, la de dar people who look after you're every whim, and Fiona you well know that's just not me.." Fiona's face gets angry and says "Well Shrek maybe you just have to get used to it, after all I am a princess. Shrek laughed and said.. " a princesses ogre hahaha, yeah very fetching. I'm sure everyone likes the thought of that. Fiona storms out and Shrek shouts out ugh! Donkey comes in a starts singing "Sorry seems to be the hardest word" .. Shrek says;" Donkey shut up, what can I do, to get some space around here! If it ain't you it's Fiona and if its not Fiona it's you! NOW GO DONKEY AND LEAVE ME ALONE"! donkey slowly goes, with his ears down and looking sad. Shrek obviously again doesn't care, he Just lays down and starts to think hard about his life when he was a single ogre, and how he used to enjoy the freedom of doing anything he wants when he wanted.. He says out loud to himself.. Do I really need this life I've got now, I'm being treated unfairly, surely I don't need this?! ...
Shrek slowly gets up and decides to go for a walk, he ends up seeing puss In boots, looking crafty about something so Shrek says to puss, "hey puss what you doing?" Puss says;"oh trying to search for something magical, something extraordinary, something that with human eyes would be amazing to see!" Shrek says "oh and um what might that be?"Puss responds and says.. " if I told you that, I'd have to kill you". Shrek says, "Ok then puss and walks away." After about a 10 minute walk Shrek goes back home and sees Fiona preparing dinner, Shrek says " Fiona what are you cooking? I'm absolutely starving".. Fiona replies and says "rat a la tan" Shrek smiles and says " sounds delicious, Fiona responds and says " yes it is Shrek but its not for you, Im only cooking enough for me. Shrek gets up and says, " Right Fiona that's it, I've tried to be civil and kind and I get this thrown back in my face, I am going to go away for a few days and try and see if that solves anything, surprisingLy Fiona agrees says says " ok Shrek you do that."
Shrek without let up, packs his things and without even a goodbye to Fiona or anyone he just leaves and decides to go back to his old abode, it takes him a while in fact it takes him 2 days to arrive back, but when he eventually arrives he is surprised to see how neat everything is, and says to himself "well ill be able to make this place messy again Im sure of it, after all this is my swamp!"