"Harry. You must defeat Voldemort." Says Dumbledore.
Harry looks down at his knees. Harry is sitting in headmaster Dumbledore's office. He is now in his sixth year and Dumbledore has just told him that he had to find and destroy all of the horcruxes and then defeat Lord Voldemort himself.
"I can't do it" whispers Harry just loud enough for Dumbledore to hear.
"Harry.." Says Dumbledore "it's what your farther would have wanted"
Harry's head snaps up and he stares a Dumbledore. But it doesn't have the effect Dumbledore wants. Harry shoots a death glare at Dumbledore.
"You know what? I'm sick of that" Harry shouts. "Everyone keeps saying Harry do blah blah blah. Then I say no and then they say 'its what your farther would have wanted!' Well no more! Every time I listen to them it ends badly!"
Previously:
"Hey Harry!" Yells Fred running up to Harry with George following close behind.
"Could you test some of our new food products for us?" Says George.
"We where thinking of calling them Canary Creams" says Fred.
"No way am I testing your joke products" says Harry.
"Harry mate.." Says Fred with a frown on his face.
"It's what your farther would have wanted" says George finishing his sentence.
Harry scoffs down the Canary Creams and spends the rest of the day as a giant canary.
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"Ahh, Mr Potter" says Snape one lesson. "You will be cleaning my class room and office while everyone else is at lunch break"
"What for?!" Says Harry outraged. He hadn't done anything!
"Because your farther would have wanted it" says Snape.
Harry spends his lunch time cleaning out Snape's classroom and office. But doesn't finish due to fainting at the smell of one of Snape's socks. A particularly mouldy one too.
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"Harry I don't want you sneaking down here for Buckbeak's execution. Ok?" Says Hagrid through sobs.
"It's what your farther would have wanted alright?" Say Hagrid.
Later that night while Harry was in bed. Buckbeak was executed and Sirius Black was found and the dementors kiss was performed on him.
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"Harry Potter the new password for the Gryffindor tower is stupefy and must be said with your wand pointed at yourself" says Percy the Gryffindor prefect.
"What? That's ridiculous! I don't trust you!" Says Harry.
"Harry, your farther would have wanted you to trust a prefect" says Percy nodding slowly.
Harry spent the rest of the day frozen on the floor with people stepping on him.
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"Harry Potter give me the stone!" Says Quirrell. Extending a hand out to Harry.
"No!" Shouts Harry.
"Give me the stone Harry. It's what your farther would have wanted" says Quirrell.
Harry shakily puts a hand inside his robes and takes out the stone. Quirrell is surprised that actually worked. Luckily when Harry handed Quirrell the stone, Harry touched a part of Quirrell's hand and Quirrell disintegrated.
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"Hey Potter, come here and let me draw the dark mark in your arm!" Shouts Malfoy.
"No way" Says Harry walking away.
"It's what your farther would have wanted!" Malfoy shouts after him.
Harry let's Malfoy draw the dark mark on his arm in permanent quill (like permanent texta) . The next time Harry walks into number 12 Grimmauld Place, Kingsley Shacklebolt spots the dark mark on Harry's arm and the Order of the Phoenix beats him up and kicks him out.
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"And thoughs are only some of the things!" Shouts Harry. "So you can hunt the horcruxes on your own!" He says.
Harry storms out of the office leaving Dumbledore speechless.
Without Harry, they lose the battle of Hogwarts and the world is cast into chaos under Lord Voldemort's rule.
Authors Note:
I love a happy ending :) please tell me what you think!