I know that many of you know about who Palpy's master was and stuff, but I am changing some things for the point of making it humorous/dramatic.

Chapter one: His birth

"I'm going into labor Bob!" said the pregnat woman in the back seat of the speeder.

"But this is my favorite song!" said Bob, the father of the baby, as they sat just outside of the hospital. The baby was born to the song: "Palpatine, my sugar-daddy, bring me back, Palpatine, sugar-daddy, take me back." So henceforth he was named "Palpatine".

He grew up like any boy, except that when he was 6, he found a lightsaber. That changed it all. The lightsaber had come out of the hands of the great and powerful Master Yugu, Yoda's father. You now know why Yoda really hates him. Yugu had been killed in the battle, but his lightsaber would normally have been delivered back to the little green thing, but the shipping went wrong and it ended up behind Palpatines hideout, a bush.

Palpatine is so old that he went to school when you were taught about the Force and the Bible instead of the theory of Evolution. So he went and was the ways of the Force. He got a masters degree in the force and was a phd in it. Meaning he got paid a lot of money to sit on his butt and fiddle his . He got tired of that and bought another ligtsaber. A sith named Darth Plagius found him and saw great potental in him, so took him into his service. The first day went like this:

"What do you mean you don't know how to use a lightsaber!?" a very ticked-off dark lord asked/demanded.

"I only found one, I never used it." Palpy said wimply.

"DANG YOU YUGU! DANG YOU TO HECK!!" the Dark Lord yelled.

"Wait, first you are danging a guy, and second, you are a DARK LORD of the SITH and you can't curse!?" Palpitine said.

"The stupid narrator is filtering out all the "bad words" so that some 6 year old gets on and says "Look mommy, I know a new word" and get him into trouble!" (Its happened before)

"So when do I start training?"

"Tomorrow." a very upset dark lord replied.

"Good, that way I can get my teddy bear."

"I have sooo much work to do with him." he said, rubbing his temples.

So, how do like my first Star Wars fic? You like it? Should I continue? Please review.