the story of people (part 1)

once upon a time brian was walking down the street by himself in the hood and two drug dealers pulled up in their rust buckets and said "haayy brutha, wanna hit"

brian said "naw mayynne", "you naw me, brotha i got clean stripes"

the hoodlum replies "yeahh you sour cream colored any way"

"ooohhh yeah your right" brian snorts sarcastically!

and the classic junkbox their riding, drags it muffler away

(driveby shooting noise in backgroud)

cody pulls up in a 2003 corvette and he has emily and veronica on the back seat playing on their phones texting each other instead of talking (even though they are sitting next to each other)

as cody pulls into his house driveway, as he powers off his car his muffler starts popping like it has corn in it (showing his car is junk), veronica, and emily climb out of the back windows because the glass is busted out and the doors dont open.

soon everyone is in cody's dinky little house and cody turns on his transistor radio by jamming in some cassettes. soon we hear bangin on tha front door its the hoodlums with tiny little nerf pistols on their hand sayin "hey dudes wasup wanna play nerf "

then cody says" its nerf or nuthin duuudes" , "but i lost all my bullets" emily whines thinking the nerf guns are real and veronica shuts her up by punching, and knocking her out.

next veronica pulled out her nerf gun and pointed it at brian at shot knocking him out (because the bullet was metal) soon while brian was flying through the air because the hit was so hard his head hit codys head and knocked cody out too!, next the kids at the front door finally got tired of sitting there so they pulled out some drugs and started to use them but finally cody and brian hit an altitude of 500 ft in the air. a minute later cody and brian fell and landed on the drug dealers they woke up with bumps all over their heads and bodies (and some how cody was missing his shoes) the mail man showed up with a box for emily (but she was still k.o'd ) " A PACKAGE FOR EMILY SCHMIDT " the ugly lookin' guy said, he glanced down and saw the gang bangers drugs on the floor and called the po po, soon emily woke and choked the mail man until he said

"ookkk oookkk let go, Please im too young to die" next emily smashed him against a wall and whispered in his ear and says "good luck charlie"

to be continued…

thanks to emily, cody, veronica, and the two drug dealers in my neighborhood, for existing, (because I probably would have no good ideas for charachters if it werent for u guys )

stay tuned for part 2