Disclaimer- I don't own DBZ and neither does your father. Lolz.
It is the story about the greatest legendary saiyan fighter that ever existed on the face of the fictional Earth in some lame comic, i.e Goku or Kakarot or Carrot or Rotten Carrot or your father.
Goku's head was spinning as he stood up, everything looked blurred up, he tried to adjust his gaze, trying to avert it from everything that he saw. He wanted answers and he wanted them now.
"What happened?" he spoke up.
"Somebody set up us da bomb!" someone spoke up.
"We get signal!" spoke another voice.
"Whhhaaaatt?" spoke up Goku as his eyes went squint.
"How're you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us, You'll not survive make your time, Hahahahahahahah" a very dudely voice spoke up from somewhere, but Goku didn't see his face.
" You know what you doing?" spoke another being, probably the captain of the ship.
" Take off every Zig, Moooove Zig!" the captain mooed like a bull.
" For great Justiiiiiihce!" another trail of voice met Goku's dirt smeared ears.
"Wait! Real justice can't be done without knowing the cause of the deed, it is really coherent of one to look up for the cause of the deed, the substansiality of the typical decision and the overall overview of the mechanism of the series of action done by the doer!" spoke up Goku.
There was a large trail of silence that filled up the entire atmosphere.
"Screw this! Dallah hu snackbar!" Goku said and pushed the button of his suicide bomb belt, everyone died.
And then Goku went to HFIL and married Picolololololcl and lived happily ever after in the hell.
THE END.