Seifer and the Lollipops - Chapter One - Edea's Kool - Aid
Disclaimer: I don't own any stuff that Squaresoft owns, because then Squaresoft wouldn't own them. The idea is mine, I don't know why anyone would want to steal it though since it is so weird. Kool - Aid isn't mine either.
Ookies, this little ficcy of mine is all Seifer-centered (yummm...). Basically, Seifer and the sorceress' are the good guys, and the "Heroes" are the bad guys. It is set during the game, beginning right after Edea took Seifer with her in Timber. It's really funny (in my mind at least), but also has a good storyline(again, at least in my mind). Pleaz leave a review! Thanx ^-^
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"I thought that when I pledged my knighthood to you, I would be protecting you, like, killing monsters. But this is @#$% that I would get Chickenwuss or Pubertyboy to do." Seifer was complaining to Edea as he organized the cases of Kool-Aid that had materialised. 'Being a knight is *not* was it sounded like' he thought to himself.
Many people, wait, make that everyone, believed that the sorceress wanted to take over the world. But that wasn't true, she just wanted to make sure that everyone was happy and bubbly like Selphie. And that was the exact reason she was trying to get rid of SeeD, except for Selphie, but she had decided to side with her enemies, so too bad for her, they were way too gloomy to go with her ultimate plan :
GIVE LOLLIPOPS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!
"Yes, lollipops will be the perfect thing to get everyone happy, Ultimecia, you are a genious!" *Edea* said to herself, not realising she said her own name instead of the name of the body she was in.
"What did you just call yourself milady? Ulta - something?" Seifer asked, quite confused with the name.
"Oh...umm...I..was calling myself by my maiden-name instead of my first name" Edea told the confused knight standing in front of her. 'That's it Ultimecia, you sure are smart!' she thought to herself. "Now don't forget that the Magic Stars Kool-Aid has to be seperated from the normal Kool-Aid, the Stars are only for very special occasions." She told Seifer, who was currently mixing them all together. 'Poor boy, he's going to have to organize them all over again.'
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There's the first chapter, please be a reveiw be it good or flame, I don't care. And yes, I do know how horribly OOC they are, but I couldn't resist. I'll update soon (hopefully)
Disclaimer: I don't own any stuff that Squaresoft owns, because then Squaresoft wouldn't own them. The idea is mine, I don't know why anyone would want to steal it though since it is so weird. Kool - Aid isn't mine either.
Ookies, this little ficcy of mine is all Seifer-centered (yummm...). Basically, Seifer and the sorceress' are the good guys, and the "Heroes" are the bad guys. It is set during the game, beginning right after Edea took Seifer with her in Timber. It's really funny (in my mind at least), but also has a good storyline(again, at least in my mind). Pleaz leave a review! Thanx ^-^
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"I thought that when I pledged my knighthood to you, I would be protecting you, like, killing monsters. But this is @#$% that I would get Chickenwuss or Pubertyboy to do." Seifer was complaining to Edea as he organized the cases of Kool-Aid that had materialised. 'Being a knight is *not* was it sounded like' he thought to himself.
Many people, wait, make that everyone, believed that the sorceress wanted to take over the world. But that wasn't true, she just wanted to make sure that everyone was happy and bubbly like Selphie. And that was the exact reason she was trying to get rid of SeeD, except for Selphie, but she had decided to side with her enemies, so too bad for her, they were way too gloomy to go with her ultimate plan :
GIVE LOLLIPOPS TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!
"Yes, lollipops will be the perfect thing to get everyone happy, Ultimecia, you are a genious!" *Edea* said to herself, not realising she said her own name instead of the name of the body she was in.
"What did you just call yourself milady? Ulta - something?" Seifer asked, quite confused with the name.
"Oh...umm...I..was calling myself by my maiden-name instead of my first name" Edea told the confused knight standing in front of her. 'That's it Ultimecia, you sure are smart!' she thought to herself. "Now don't forget that the Magic Stars Kool-Aid has to be seperated from the normal Kool-Aid, the Stars are only for very special occasions." She told Seifer, who was currently mixing them all together. 'Poor boy, he's going to have to organize them all over again.'
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There's the first chapter, please be a reveiw be it good or flame, I don't care. And yes, I do know how horribly OOC they are, but I couldn't resist. I'll update soon (hopefully)