Title:Afternoon Delight
Pairing: Puck/Rachel
A/N: So this is my first Fic. The idea just came to me randomly so R&R pretty please!
If you'd told me 2 years ago that I Noah Puckerman, King of McKinley High school, would be in Glee club, dressed in a blue frilly shirt with a royal blue Ascot (I've been hanging out with Kurt too much) and white pants singing "Afternoon Delight " with Quinn, Berry, Ms Pillsbury and a dentist, I'd have laughed in your face then punched you in the gut and tossed you in the nearest dumpster.
But the truth is that I really like Glee club. I can be myself there without being judged (I know it sounds lame but keeping up the Bad Ass image is hard, y'know?), and the outfit was price I was willing to pay to sing that song. See, I've known that song for years. I found it online when I was 14 but thought that it wasn't very good, but when Ms Pillsbury said that the celibacy club was performing it, I almost fell on the floor laughing. Didn't they know what the song was about? Obviously not since they actually sang it in front of the ENTIRE Glee club. I had trouble singing I was trying so hard not to laugh. They were just SO oblivious! And those outfits! I mean, come on! They looked like Smurf milkmaids.
At the end of the song, when Ms H told them what the song really meant, I just had to get out of there. I ran off the stage but didn't make it past the stage door, I just collapsed into a laughing fit. After a few minutes, I managed to pull myself together. Wiping the tears from my eyes, I looked up to see Rachel looking at me with a look of horror/betrayal/anger...I couldn't put my finger on it, but it was definitely something along those lines.
"You knew, didn't you?" She said, her eyes burning into my skull. If looks could kill...
"Oh come on Berry, you must have had an inkling of what the song was really about. I mean, come on! The thought of rubbing you gets me so exited? If that doesn't tell you, I don't know what does". She blushed a bit as I quoted the song. She looked kind of cute when she blushed. And how the hell did she make that outfit look sexy? It made Quinn and Ms P look like they lived alone in the middle of nowhere with 17 cats. And yet on her it looked...right. The way the fabric clung to to her almost non-existent curves made her look more voluptuous (Yes, I know what that means!).
I shouldn't have been thinking about Berry like that. This is the girl I slushied every day without fail. The girl I threw eggs at with Finn. I mean yeah, I'm not as much of a dick now as I was back then but still, it's just wrong.
Just then, I realised that she's been talking to me – probably lecturing me- and I'd kind of zoned out.
"...can't believe you didn't tell us! Do you even know how humiliating that was?"
I was right. Lecturing.
"It wasn't humiliating, it was hilarious!You should've seen your faces!" I start laughing again because her head looks like it's about to explode. She stormed out onto the stage and towards the door, and I can't help but stare at her ass wiggling as she leaves. The things I'd love to do with that ass...I feel Mr Schue come up and start talking to me about something or other, but my mind's on the girl with big voice and perfect ass...
FIN