In a town called Quahog, Rhode Island, precisely in Spooner Street, everything was back as it was before, since two months ago a purple monster trying to conquer it
Everything was as usual, but only one thing, however, was changed, the Griffins house was enlarged of an another roommate, the new husband of the daughter of the householder
The boss, or rather, Peter Griffin, was sitting with his family watching television as usual but his daughter named Meg was not there, she was up in her room to do one of her usual things, but the result will be different this time...
"Oh my god!" shouted the girl from her room doing scare everyone below
The great householder turned around and asked with his tone
"What's going on there?"
"I'm going to check..." said the new element of the family got up from where he was and going in the direction toward the stairs very worried
"Go ahead, we aren't so much interested after all" to say it was a baby with a head not quite in the right shape, Stewie
Salvatore, Meg's husband, not really habituate to that family life, ran to her room to find her terrified to the ground but also a bit happy and he asked to her
"Sweetey are you alright, what's wrong?" he helped her get up but she felt in an another way
I am pregnant... I'm pregnant... said her in her mind excited by the idea of be it
"I am..." but hearing her talk, the Italian asked to her looking into her eyes
"You're what? Please don't tell me you're cut again your veins?"
*flashback*
In this flashback Meg was in her room that she was crying for an unknown reason but after a while, she said, referring to the camera
"How do I have to say, I don't do these things, nevermore, go away!"
*end flashback*
"No, hum... " she couldn't say that, she didn't have the courage to tell him that...
"Please, you have to tell it to me, but if is something of woman you may don't say it"
While her husband leaned forward on the window, she reluctantly took courage, and after a moment she told him
"Okay, I made another one of those pregnancy tests, and surprise, its positive"
"And s... so..." Salvatore's legs began to tremble like leaves while Meg finished the words, happy as ever
"We're gonna be mom and dad, aren't you happy?" but Salvatore for the amazement fainted and fell from the open window from which he had leaned making a tremendous head thud
Everybody in the house noticed the crash but the most shocked of all was the wife of him than asking taking a look
"Salvatore, are you okay?"
The others below, after hearing that noise, they decided to send the housewife Lois than went upstairs to check but her was pushed by Meg than ran quickly down the stairs that was nearly thrown away
"Hey wait young lady, where are you running?!" shouted, but the other had already left home, and without listening to the mother, she went to Salvatore, now unconscious
"Salvatore, love, answer me?" she tried to shake him to revive him but he didn't answer, so she began to look for help
"Help, I need a doctor!"
Suddenly Peter, dressed as a doctor, he appeared there and asked to her
"Hello, there's something wrong, you aren't feel good old lady?"
"Hey dad, don't joke, Salvatore was fallen from the window, now help me to take him to the hospital!" shouted her indignantly, but her father took a box of tools from nothing for do something
"Then it will be the case to operate him..." but all he received was a furious outcry from her
"DAD!"
"Okay okay, but I will transport him with the pliers" and he really took him with them out of the sight.
At Quahog's Hospital, all the Griffins were waiting for a doctor who told them good news
After half an hour, they saw a man with black hair, black mustache, and with a somewhat silly look
"Sorry, I was emptying the intestine, well, your friend, partially is fine, apart..."
"Apart what?" Meg asked with a worrying tone
"It seems than he don't remember his password for his account, oops, I meant your names"
Lois, holding her hands alone, she said
"Maybe is..."
"See yourself"
The doctor invited them to enter the room, and as soon as they entered, Meg hugged his beloved in the hospital bed but he pushed her away like if she was a stranger
"Excuse me, Dr. Hartman, who is she, and who are these, are they thieves?" Salvatore asked, shocking all the Griffins
There was a moment of silence, and Brian was the first to break it
"Oh god, he lost the memory!"
The girl with brown hair was on the verge of despair and said
"No, how do you not recognize us? I'm your sweetey, and we're married!"
In response, her husband said curt
"You're lying, I do not know you at all, and then we cannot be married, you look like a dried steam ravioli in the garbage of my house"
*flashback*
In the Faminoso's house, everyone was to attend to their chores and ravioli tossed in the trash shouted so many times trying to get noticed than a passing black dog urinated on it and he fainted
*end flashback*
After the hallucinating flashback, the doctor told to them
"Well, now I should talk to the patient alone, go!"
"Wait, but we want to stay here trying to get him to recover the memory" Peter said with a hint of sarcasm and suddenly took Salvatore for the gown and shook him
"Get well, you still churning out monstriece for us!"
Instinctively the boy shouted desperately
"Help, police!"
The doctor sent them all out in some way and talked with Salvatore now traumatized
"Well, you dear boy, you've lost your memory, but within a week you'll remember everybody, even your credit card number, oops, I mean your wife"
Meanwhile in a different place, precisely in a pharmacy, the Goldman's pharmacy, a nerdy guy with glasses and spots in the face was about to kill himself because of his love dream ended now into pieces
"Without her I no longer have a purpose in life, I decide to go to the sky, goodbye!" and after writing it in a sheet, he put a condom in his mouth thinking it was a gun and he tried to press the trigger that wasn't there but his lookalike father stopped him just in time by taking the tool
"Neil, but what were you doing with that thing huh?" he was furious, even though he had a spitting voice like his son
"Well dad, I decided to end this unnecessary suffering, so goodbye!"
Neil took another of that, but his father has preceded him
"Don't use that, it doesn't need to commit suicide, and then, why should you do it?" he said, putting the condom in his place
"Why do you say, well, because my only life reason is gone away, and now it's better if you let me kill!" shouted desperately with tears in his eye "glasses"
"Just because that girl is married another guy doesn't mean that you have to commit suicide. You will find another one that you will like"
The son answered him with a desperate tone
"Yeah, sure, who would love a stupid loser like me, huh?"
"There's that girl of the shop next to here than thinks you're attractive, give her a chance!" the camera then moved to the girl in question that greeting him
"No, that is only one that stabs you behind, certainly not her..."
Neil, sad, he sat down on the floor with his hands on his cheeks and his father thought an another solution
"Try to join in a meeting site, perhaps maybe..."
"This isn't necessary, I spare this torture by ending me" the boy got up and took a pill from the shelf and swallowed it
"What are you doing? That doesn't need to die!"
"God, why don't you want me in paradise, why?" and he knelt weeping bitterly
The Jew father goes away doubtfully while his son was still taking suicide with a cough syrup.
Out of surgery with his family, Peter was trying to console his daughter, under claim of Lois, now fallen into tears, meanwhile Chris was playing a portable video game and wasn't concern at least to all that
Meg, annoyed, took the game and threw him to a doctor who angrily pushed his patient and made him fall down the stairs that led to another doctor and to chain all the hospital was involved until a baby was cut his umbilical cord by a pen
"Oh damn, it was my favorite game!" the boy exclaimed indignantly crossing his arms and making fish lips
"Meg, I think he'll never recover again and you'll get divorced. In a few month or so you will need to find another guy like you, with no legs so as not to get away from you, no mouth so as not to scream at the sight of your body, and..."
"Peter!" Lois shouted, stopping him and the housekeeper said, taking off his guilty
"Sorry, I'm just trying to calm an erupting volcano"
Meg, after she finished crying, wiped her eyes with her arm and said firmly
"I must go to him!" and she ran off under everyone's gaze
"Meg, wait!" Brian tried to stop her but Stewie stopped him and said
"Brian, let her go, so she will end like a sloth at the funeral of a cheetah"
*start scene*
A sloth, knowing of his friend's funeral, he got up from his branch sad and tried to walk to the cemetery but when he arrived there, he became the dead man's funeral
"Too bad, he'll finally be together with his friend" said a turtle in the sloth's funeral, praying
*end scene*
To the operating room...
"I told you than I don't know you, and that's that!" said the unfortunate Italian to a Meg now exhausted
"Please, you must believe me, I'm your wife, we got married two months ago and now... I..."
Salvatore turned from bed and said grumpy
"If I remember you at this time I wouldn't be telling you this, but for me now you're just a stranger, get out!"
"Oh, Salvatore..."
She didn't know what to do, so she tried to kiss him somehow but unfortunately the doctor came there
"Now you can... hey, what are you doing here?!"
She, furious, replied
"I'm his wife and I have the right to be here!"
"Okay... look, you could bring it home to make him take back the memory?"
The doctor, called Hartman, he put something on a desk and continued
"I can't get into his account, sorry, I mean I can't get him to resume the memory alone"
The Italian patient, to heard him, exclaimed in Italian
"Cosa, devo andare a casa di questa psicopatica?"
Salvatore was about to lose patience, but the doctor replied quickly
"Yes, bye bye!"
Meg and the doctor suddenly took Salvatore in an inappropriate way and they took him to the anxious family and Hartman immediately warned them
"Griffins, now you can take him home, but be careful, it could be unpredictable"
"Be done, doctor" replied the great Peter and he imprisoned Salvatore in a cage for animals just for its size appeared from nowhere
"Help, there's someone here who is not crazy or mad?!" begged the poor boy, wriggling
"And remember, don't try to give him the chocolate, I recommend it!"
*flashback*
An hour earlier, Salvatore was awakened by the smell of a chocolate bar placed near the nose by the doctor, but in reaction he eating it biting his hand like a rabid dog
"Ouch, watch out!"
*end flashback*
Neil, the next day, he was still alive, and was walking depressed thinking how to commit suicide
He tried first to go on a demolition building, but the building committed suicide at the reverse side, then he tried to hang himself, but a good cat helped him and then hanged himself in his place, causing the despair of a dog, and then tried to die entering in the Peter's car, you know why, but suddenly the nerd changed his mind
"Enough, I must conquer it; I don't want to have another disappointment like that guy who wanted to join the gang of Maniacs"
*start scene*
"So, if you want to be one of us, you have to throw there, understand?" said a black haired boy than was the leader of the gang
"Yeah!"
The poor boy jumped fully clothed into the pool of putrid water of the landfill and he seems happy but disgusted, but his happiness turned into disappointment when the boss said
"Ugh, I tricked you, hey guys come here, we have a sewer troll, hahaha!" and he calls all his gang, and they laughed out loud with the clips on their nose while the poor guy came out all soaked, disappointed and smelly that even the garbage became animated and covered his nose from the stench.
*end scene*
At Griffins' home, all except Chris went upstairs to discuss how to find a solution to Salvatore's amnesia
Chris meanwhile, after took a strange suitcase from his room, he freed the unfortunate boy from the cage and said seriously
"Come on, if you want to resume your memory, you must first remember who you are"
"But I remember who I am, I'm..." he looked down, not even remembering what he called
The fat blond, after opening the mysterious suitcase that contained strange dangerous tools, answered
"Well, your name's Salvadore Faciccoso or somethin' like that, I think"
"Listen, I want to hear to your nonsense and those of your crazy family, but now I have to go, b..." then he tried to open the door but it was locked
"I can't, first we'll have to try to make you remember everything. Let's try with this"
Chris took a silver baseball bat and prepared to strike him but Salvatore shouted scared
"HELP!"
He was shouting so much that was bothering Chris, and at the end he hit him in the head so hard that he fainted
"Well, now you'll be quiet while I now use this" he put down the bat and took a shotgun and loaded it as if nothing happened
Lois, worried about the noise, she go downstairs and shouted to the boy with the weapon
"Chris, what are you doing?!"
Nervous, he hid the gun behind him and answered
"Mom, well, I'm trying to heal him on my way!"
"Don't do this, first you must try to do it with the good ones and not the bad ones..." but Salvatore recovered from the blow and shouted loudly to the four winds
"Help, these people wants to kill me!"
Suddenly, the housewife Lois took a pan from the suitcase and also hit him knocking him out again
"Oh, sorry" and she went running up to the stairs.
Passed an hour, Salvatore, still under amnesia, he trying to get out secretly of the house in some way
"Come on, I have to get away of these mad men with their scenes that appearing out of nowhere" but he was later discovered by Peter who kindly told him holding two bottles of Pawtucket, the Quahog's beer, just coming out of the fridge
"Look, man, we got off on the wrong foot, why not we start from zero, uh?"
The boy was confused but also scared as his wife's father continued
"We can do something together, like drinking a good beer, what do you say?" he gave him one, but he replied, shifting it from the view
"Not to offend you sir, but I do not like beer" but while the boy tried to open the door in vain Peter took him by the jacket and threatened him with his fist furiously
"I tried with the good ones but they didn't work, now it's the time of the bad ones, I'll do you what happened to that guy of s..." but while the man tried to strike a blow and start a scene, the dog Brian arrived just in time saying
"Oh god Peter, leave him!"
"Why...?"
"Pleas, I know how to make him recover the memory, c'mon, leave him" and Peter followed the order and Salvatore sudden react screaming
"Aaah, a talking dog!"
"Look, I know that I speak and dance, but here it isn't so strange, so take it easy, okay?"
Meanwhile, the young nerd was going to Meg's house, decided not to give up and accidentally found her thinking in the alley
"Good, what I have to do is ask her for a dinner and then everything will be fine braced himself, greeted her, but she didn't answer
"Hey Meg?"
Finally, after three attempts, she answered him, but it wasn't a response worthy of her
"Go to hell!" and went irritated towards the house leaving Neil depressed and embittered
"Why did you do that Meg, and why it doesn't happen to that of the pizzeria in the alley who works only thanks to his thin girlfriend like a pencil?!"
*start scene*
A pizza chef was do his job and his girlfriend, a model so anorexic makes even envy the models, was to incite him, but seems to stress him
"Come on, come on, I'm hungry and also the people are hungry, hurry up, I need protein and also that people need protein, and run, here falls night!"
He finished to preparing a pizza and after baking it he exclaimed desperately
"WHY ME!"
*end scene*
The nerd took a strange pill and swallowed it, thinking that is a sedative pill while Salvatore at home had sat on the floor now scared by the talking dog
So, we must to reconnect the memory damaged by the blow, in this way"
Brian took something and calm he comes close to the poor boy now ready to wet himself
"What are you doing to me, kill me?!"
"No, not kill you..."
The dog showed him a photo that was hanging on the wall, showing the Griffin family with him after that fateful marriage that had taken place two months ago
"Hey wait, but this, this is me..."
Suddenly his mind opened, making him remember all of them, one after the other, or almost...
"Sure, but this is me, you, Chris, Stewie, Peter, Lois, and this one, sorry, who the hell is?"
Those words stunned the white dog, than said to Peter
"Oh my god, he doesn't remember Meg!"
"So much better, because I start to not take it anymore" and the man went away furiously throwing the beers to the ground breaking them and they shouted out in pain
"Help!"
"Brian, what's wrong with Peter?" asked Salvatore confused
The dog didn't have time to talk than Meg opened surprisingly the door having heard the word remember and she ran from her beloved
"Finally you remember me, really, really?"
Suddenly, the Italian got up and walked away from her as if ignoring her, but before she did something, a picture ended up on her head making her lose consciousness.
The next day, Meg and Brian went to Salvatore's room that was locked in his cage and was eating hamster food and Brian opened it taking him out
"Hi Salvatore, I and her want you to come with us without running away, are you in?"
"Sure, but a question Brian, who is she, Gollum?" he asked him intimidated, and Meg replied "cordially"
"Well, I'm your friend, Salvatore, and come on, the journey awaits us!"
Greeted the others, the three walked out of the house and while they walked on foot, Meg whispered to Brian one thing
"Are you sure your plan works?"
"Sure, do you remember that I was also a psychologist?"
*flashback*
The dog here was recovering into a local a nervous guy with suit and tie and asked to him
"So, you killed the whole family and ate their hearts?"
"Yep"
"Then it will be the case..." and Brian bit him in the lower parts making him scream loud
After pulled away he said, like if nothing had happened
"Okay, now you are healed"
*end flashback*
"Yes, but Brian, why he still doesn't remember me?"
"I have no idea, maybe there is something blocking your memory, I hope it doesn't this, or you're fucked"
The Italian after that asked curious and happy
"So Brian what do we do, fishing, competing to see who jumps higher, barking?"
"None of this, we go to a nice place"
They continued to walk but before they reached their destination they met a person known to them, but strangely unknown to Salvatore, who asked to them
"Oh hi Meg, and, hi Salvatore and Brian, why are you walking around here?"
"Go away Neil!" answered Meg sour
"Why do you answer me like that, don't you know than is bad education for a couple about to get engaged?" gallant, the nerd walked over to Meg's face in an attempt to kiss her but she pushed him away
"Well, I was walking around here looking to end it, but then I found that you were strolling along with your hubby"
"Look, we have to do, we have to go to heal his amnesia..."
"Damn!" exclaimed then Meg
"What, you don't remember Meg?" Neil pointed to the Italian with surprised look, and after he looked around, Salvatore replied, pointing himself
"Are you referring this question to me?"
How did it happen, I don't understand. Maybe I can use this to my advantage
"Wow, I'm sorry for your husband, if there is anything I can do to help, tell me as well" Neil said with a gallant accent as he was fixing his hair and was taking off his hat
"Sure, get out of our sight!" Meg and the two walked in, but the other stopped her asking something
"Can I come with you at least?"
"No, let's go guys" and motioned Brian and Salvatore to come
"Please, can I at least invite you to a dinner tonight?"
"Two words, No Thanks!"
The three went away leaving Neil strangely furious
"You cannot escape my charm, you can't!" he said taking a pill similar to that of before changing expression on his face
Eventually, the three arrived at their destination; it was a church, but not a common church...
"Well, here we are" Brian said, pointing at the building in question
"Bah, a church, but why did we come here?" Salvatore asked confused
Meg said emotionally
"This is not a normal church, and where we got married, don't you remember?"
*flashback*
After the mother returned after so long, the bride with her brown hair finally said now calm to the priest
"Yes, I do!"
The priest, however, didn't react well to this
"Finally, it will take all this time, black c**k!"
He was going to punch her, but after he recovered and settled down
*end flashback*
"Now Meg, you'll have to kiss him, so he'll remember you, at least I think..." but Salvatore, outraged, disagreed with the idea
"What, should I kiss her? But if don't even know her!"
"I'm Peter's daughter, come on, how you can't remember me?!" she exclaimed exasperated
"No, I only know that Peter has sons as I remember"
"Oh crap, it's worse of that dyslexic horse without friends" Brian exclaimed, starting the scene
*start scene*
"Hey, it's not that someone can tell me how to write written, nobody?" he spoke while a group of people than passing didn't notice him until he took the pen and threw it away and went babbling.
*end scene*
Meanwhile Meg said after the scene before
"Let's get going"
She dragged Salvatore pulling him by the arm until they reached exactly on the altar
"Here we go, Meg, do what you have to do"
The girl with the pink cap, excitedly, tried to kiss him but an opening the door interrupted her, it was the duty nuisance, furious than ever
"Stop!"
All three looked at him and saw that he had a wooden club and had a psychopathic look
"Meg Griffin, if you don't want me, you will have no one else!"
It was Neil, with that weapon she was going to hurt her.
"Are you crazy? Don't try to do anything stupid!" she shouted, but Neil began to run in an attempt to hit her
Brian in the meantime had an idea and he pushed Salvatore in front of Meg
"Go, protect your wife!"
Salvatore positioned himself just in time to suffer a full blow on the head by the nerd and protect her; the effect was quick but painful...
"B-But what are thinking into your mind, Neil... hey, now I remember you, leave her alone!"
"Oh no, he reminds her, now I have to kill you!" he tried to hit him again with the club but Brian quickly hit him with his fist knocking him out
The painful Italian massaged his head and thanked him
"Thanks Brian, I didn't want to dirty my hands with that nerd Meg lover, but who is this Meg?"
Brian pointed at her as she was tearing happily and the Italian said confused
"She, but then..."
"Yes..." and suddenly she kissed him making him remember everything, even past and present events
Finished to kissing him, Meg waited anxiously for an answer and Salvatore turned his eyes, scratched his head, and then asked
"Sweetey, what are we doing here?"
Meg jumped for joy and hugged him so hard that in comparison she was crushing him like a rope
"Hey, what are you doing, maybe I miss you?" he asked with effort but nobody said nothing, not even the dog that was hiding the nerd's body somewhere
"Brian, at least you answer me!"
Back to home, the three were greeted by an emotional Lois, and Salvatore spoke first
"Hi Mrs. Griffin, we're fine, but if you don't mind, Meg and I have to go upstairs for a moment"
"Oh, she finally got back" she said, looking at the two jumps upstairs
"Yeah, and there isn't even needed a psychiatrist"
Hearing the words of Brian, the little Stewie came down the stairs and greeted him
"Brian, here you are, I was thinking, How did it go, have you eaten him, tortured him, or crushed him and thrown him into the sea?"
"No, he's back to normal" he replied, making him exclaim
"Damn it!"
"Thanks Brian, all is well that ends well..." the housewife, however, was interrupted by the arrival of Peter who spoke with his annoyed tone
"Crap, now I'll have to stand him for so, long time"
"Yeah Peter, for a long, long, time" Brian said happily
Upstairs, meanwhile, Meg said to Salvatore the announcement of the day before, but this time he didn't react badly and tearfully hugged her
"Wow, well, I have never been so happy, when we want to tell the others?"
"Soon, you'll see..."
Soon after, the whole family was in the living room sitting on the couch except the two lovebirds that were holding hands
"I have an announcement to say, I discussed it first with Salvatore and now I'll tell you"
Peter tried to guess
"Your husband will go away to home?"
"No, and that..." she then looked Salvatore who gestured with his head yes and she continued
"I'm pregnant!"
The father, after three seconds of absolute calm, took Salvatore and Meg and throws them out of the home by the window with an incredible strength upsetting all
"Peter!" Lois shouted to him
"Hehe, sorry... " and he went out of the house to take them back cursing in a low voice
"Good, everything it has solved for the better, but it seems I forgot something, or maybe someone" Brian said in an attempt to remember
In the church meanwhile, Neil had recovered from the blow, and he was confused and disoriented
"Hey, there is no one, I know that I'm doing here and who I am, there is someone?!"END