BLACK CAT
Train's new shirt
Creator of fic: Brian Edward ScheidSymbol: Leo
Disclaimer: I don't own BLACK CAT but I do have cat that has black and white hair and another with brown, black, and gray hair.
Train has just gone through town and just bought him a new –cough- ugly –cough- shirt.
"What did you say about my shirt!" yelled Train.
-Cough- ugly –cough-
"That's it!"
-Gun shots-
Holy cow am I alive! Ya I'm alive just bleeding.
"Get back here!"
Um, Uh Chapter start.
"Hey wait you can't do tha…
New shirt 1! UGLY!
"I'm not doing this fic until you say my shirt isn't ugly" said Train.
Fine it's not ugly
"That's better"
Okay the story starts here for real.
"AAAHHH!" I'm blind yelled everyone.
Train's shirt was so ugly Sven now has to wear 10 eyepatchs.
"Hey Sven what's with the new eyepatchs?" asked Train.
"Nothing… nothing" he said slowly moving his head left and right.
Then Train took one of his eyepatchs and put it on his right eye.
"How do you stand seeing out of one eye all the time?" asked Train poking the eyepatch.
"Well you see it's easier when I have to deal with you everyday" said Sven falling on his bed.
"Oh, Oka, AAAAHHHH MY EYE!" yelled Train.
"WHAT! What happened?" yelled Sven.
"Oh nothing" said Train.
"Sheesh nearly scared me to death." Said Sven.
"Hey Sven can I have another eyepatch?" asked Train.
"Fine here you go" said Sven handing him at least 50 eyepatchs instead.
"Thanks now I won't have to worry about poking my eyes" said Train poking his other eye bye accident.
"WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" cried Train like a little baby.
"Next time don't poke at your eye so much!" yelled Sven.
The next day…
Train was waling down the street and everyone that looked at him died covering their eyes and Train didn't notice he thought maybe it was faint covering your eyes day so he fainted covering his eyes and ended up causing traffic jams.
About 1 percent of Earth's people were now dead.
" Sheesh "faint while covering your eyes day" is over yet people still keep fainting. Maybe I need to take a shower?" said Train.
Meanwhile with Eve…
"Miss eve how do you stand to look at Train's shirt!" asked a reporter.
"Miss Eve is it true the Train hates dogs!" asked another.
"Miss Eve!
"Eve!"
Then Train walked by singing his song about red and yellow milk and called out for Eve.
"Hey Yo Eve!" yelled Train.
Eve looked over at Train and then collapsed.
Later…
Eve slowly woke up to find herself in a hospital and beside her was Train (dun dun dun). When Eve looked at him she fainted and her heartbeat decreased a lot and she was almost dead.
"Man do I really smell that bad?" said Train.
With me…
"It's the shirt! Its your friggin shirt you dumb----"
END!