Sing. Record. Run.
Hi! My second story! Yay! I thought of this while I was listening to Bleach Concept 2. Why do I feel like I left a word out between 'concept' and '2'? But this will only include Arrancars.
I do not own Bleach. State the obvious.
Enjoy!
Ch.1 S.A.R. stands for?
Las Noches.
A number of Arrancars were in Aizen's throne room. They were going to listen to whatever crap Aizen was going to say.
The Espada, Halibel's three fraccions, Tesla and Lilinette were the Arrancars. The three Ex Shinigami were…the three Ex Shinigami.
"My dear Arrancars. The manger of the anime Bleach has asked me for a special request. You all know Kite Tubo, right? He's the director. You all should know because he's your director! Anyway, you know how we're taking a break because the Shinigami are filming the New Captain Amagai Arc? Well he said that he needs the following Arrancars down in the World of the Living. Right, listen carefully for your names," Aizen cleared his throat before he started reading the names super fast.
"Starrk,Barragan,Halibel,Ulquiorra,Nnoitra,Grimmjow,Zommari,Szayel,Aaroniero,notYammy,Halibel'sfraccionsakaAppache,MilaRoseandSunSun,TeslaandLilinette. Are we clear?"
None of them did except for Halibel, Ulquiorra, Szayel, Tesla and Sun Sun.
"What?" exclaimed Nnoitra and Grimmjow. Aizen saw the confused faces of his other Arrancars and repeated the list, a bit more slowly.
"Why do we have to go?" asked Halibel.
Aizen smiled.
"That is because…drum roll please." As soon as he finished his sentence, Gin flash stepped somewhere and back. He had a snare drum with him. He started tapping the drum, faster and faster. When it stopped, all the Arrancars held their breath.
"It's…a secret."
All the jaws of the Arrancars dropped.
'What. The. Fuck.' Was thought from the Espada No.5, 6, 8.
Aizen had no inkling of what his Arrancars thought.
"So that was what the Gigai was for?" asked Szayel.
"Yes. Now go and collect your Gigai, my Arrancars."
They were all making their move when Aizen calmly mentioned Yammy.
"Yammy. I told you not to go."
"Wha? But you called out my-"
"He said 'not Yammy' trash," answered Ulquiorra in his monotone.
Aizen smiled warmly at his Cuarto, making him slightly blush.
"Exactly what he said," he added to Yammy. Before the giangantic Espada could say another word. Grimmjow cut in.
"Lord Aizen! This damn Zommari's not moving!"
"Ah, Zommari. Zommari?"
"I think he's meditating, Lord Aizen," said Tesla.
Aizen nodded.
"Yes, indeed."
"What should we do?" asked Nnoitra.
"Leave him here," was Aizen's answer.
The rest shrugged and left for Szayel's lab.
After a few minutes, they were in their own Gigai. The Garguanta was already opened.
Starrk was dressed in a plain black T-shirt and shorts.
Lilinette was in a bright green spaghetti strap dress.
Barragan was just…dressed in his usual Hueco Mundo style.
Halibel was in a tight fitting yellow T-shirt and a skirt.
Her fraccions dressed the same way except Appache's T-shirt was brown, Mila Rose's was Blue and Sun Sun's was purple.
Ulquiorra was wearing a T-shirt with green and black stripes. He wore shorts.
Nnoitra wore a hood that says 'I'm a Spoon' with shorts while Tesla wore one saying 'I'm a Fork'.
Grimmjow wore a blue T-shirt with a black kitten on it and shorts.
Szayel was all pink shirt and black pants.
Aaroniero was in Kaien's face and was wearing a white T shirt with No.96 on it and shorts, of course.
"Have fun," said Aizen as the gate closed."
Once they reached the World of the Living, Ulquiorra lead the way by reading a map. However, they didn't realize that they lost Barragan on the way. They reached a large building with the letters S.A.R on it.
The group was about to go in when a man ran out to greet them.
"Hello, Starrk,Barragan,Halibel,Ulquiorra,Nnoitra,Grimmjow,Zommari,Szayel,Aaroniero,Apache,MilaRose,SunSun and Tesla! Long time no see!"
The said Arrancars just silently moaned. What's with all those lists and why do they read it out like that? Nobody opened their mouths first. Awkward silence. It was decided that Grimmjow was the first to speak.
"So Kite Tubo, why are we here?"
The man smiled.
"Ah, yes. Come in first."
So they went in. They walked down a few stairs until they reached a dark room with a row of chairs and nice air cooling. There were a bunch of machines along a long window. On the other side of the window, there were microphones everywhere.
"Take a seat," said Tubo.
Once everything settled, Tubo sat down on his own chair in front of the machines. Before he could start speaking, Nnoitra started.
"What are we doing here, Tubo?" he demanded.
Tubo sweated due to the glares he was given.
"Ah, well, you see-"
"What are all those machines inside?" asked Lilinette.
"They are microphones. The record whatever you want to record."
Tesla, who was wondering about the microphones started to feel queasy. Recording usually got to do with singing.
"What does S.A.R. stand for?" he asked.
Tubo smiled at that.
"Ah, good question! It stands for Sing and Record. It's this company's name."
Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Szayel, Nnoitra, Halibel, Sun Sun and Tesla realized that they weren't going to end this conversation very well.
"You don't mean that we'll have to-"Ulquiorra started.
"-Sing?" Grimmjow finished.
Tubo laughed like a joker now or perhaps Kisuke Urahara.
"Correct! You will sing and we'll record you!"
All the male Arrancars thought the same thing.
This can't be happening.
Yay! First chapter done! Was it crappy or good? Review!