Why Mally Went Mental
When Malefor's egg popped out everyone was amazed,
No one had seen one of a purple shade.
They all said "Aww" when his head popped out of his shell,
But what they didn't know is later he'd be the dragon from hell!
This is the untold story of why this all happened, though the reason behind it is really quite tragic.
In his adolescent years Mally mastered every element,
causing every little dragoness to desire his dick.
The problem behind this is though no one knew,
he had erectile dysfunction, so they all got, "Screw you!"
After they had enough of playing hard to get, one said, "Hey, Mally is gay, so that's why he never had sex!"
Everyone laughed because, see, back then, it was really sick to be a man into men
After he had had enough of their teasing,
he walked up the girl that made it up and said, "You need pleasing."
She was shocked and surprised and she said, "Hell yes! Fuck me right in the pussy, let my legs get spread!"
She was in heat at the time, so he was afraid he'd get her preggo, but he had to do something to help his bruised ego.
He took her in the garden and in front of everyone, he sniffed her vagu and she yelled, "Let's have some fun!"
Every time he got it up, it went back down again. It was nothing but a broken mechanical pen.
After that the dragoness said, "You dick doesn't work, that's what it is! How embarrassing for you I bet!"
She ran away and told all of her gang, leading everyone to know Mally had a bad wang.
Malefor got made fun of even more after that, and eventually decided to practice black magic!
He studied dark secrets, but not to be evil, all he wanted was a bit of erection retrieval.
He was about to make a breakthrough called, "Convexity Cock" but he got found out and he knew he was fucked.
His elders banished him for learning dark secrets causing Malefor to finally lose it.
This is when shit really hit the fan, cuz' when he left he took all the dark books that he knew were banned.
He studied all their dark secrets, became the dark master, and in the end he turned into a complete twisted bastard.
Mally went mental cuz' he got teased for un-erect cock, and that's the reason Cynder got bigger from corruption.
When Spyro saved her from being Malefor's whore he screamed, "Fuck this shit! I'm taking over the world!"
After Spyro and Cynder locked him in the center of the earth, he got sent to hell, where go got the ninth circle.
So this is where our story ends, Mally gets tortured to eternity's end.
So kiddies, just remember even if you have a little cock, just be thankful that you still can get your crank up.
I leave you to ponder about this, but just remember - you dick is a prize, whether huge, small or bender.