Disclaimer: None of these oh-so-pretty characters are mine. They all belong to the extremely talented J. K. Rowling.

The rain pounded outside the Gryffindor common room windows. Harry stared glumly at the soggy grounds. He wished the rain would stop so he could get out and practice for the next Quidditch match. He sighed and watched as a soggy owl tumbled past the window.

A log cracked in the cheery flames and called his attention back inside to his friends. Ron was staring in disbelief at the large stack of papers in front of Hermione. He dragged himself back into the conversation he had toned out.

"So you see, it's all really quite simple," Hermione was saying. "Each subject is colour-coded by date, topic, and level of difficulty. I've made us all copies; it won't do if we fail our N.E.W.T.s, now, will it?" She smiled brightly at the boys. Harry couldn't decide if Ron was holding back a look of horror or amusement. Harry bit back a laugh and simply nodded. Ron nodded, too, but his face was now contorted into an odd sort of grimace. Hermione's smile faltered. "Well, I thought it was a good idea," she added timidly.

"Brilliant, Hermione, really," Harry agreed.

Hermione brightened. "Good! Then I'll go get your copies; I couldn't manage to carry all 600 pages down at once." She rose and rushed up the stairs to the girls' dormitory.

Harry gave a bemused grin. "Hermione... Well. She's perfect, isn't she?"

Ron shook his head. "Not quite."

Harry looked quizzically at his friend. "What do you mean, mate? She's about as perfect as it gets."

Ron shook his head. His face seemed to gain a bit of a red tint. "She's still not perfect."

Harry furrowed his brows. "Why, then? What makes her not perfect?"

Ron turned scarlet this time, but he couldn't hide it any longer. "Well, Harry, she's almost perfect, but she's not... She's not mine."