AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!…..o.o oh, hi there… ^w^ Before you say anything, lemme explain why I started on the Fourth of July and not new years…Because I felt like it. =.= Well, and plus it'll gimme something to do. ^0^ okay, better get on to the fic! I don't feel like talking today. I actually feel like a complete idiot and had to force myself to write. : ( oh, and yes, I posted this early because if I didn't I'd forget to post it on the 4th. :/
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Durarara, or Big Red. ^o^


It was The Fourth of July again and as usual, Shizuo was late buying his fireworks. He normally liked to buy them the day before, but like always he was being tormented by the all-knowing informant, Izaya.

Shizuo, though, knew that today was the day. Today was the day that he was finally going to beat the flea. Every year, the whole neighborhood shot off fireworks in competition to see who's would be the best…Izaya had won…Every year. But this year! Oh, this year was going to be the one. The one where he, Shizuo Heiwajima was going to-

"Shizu-chan! Late getting fireworks again I see."

Shizuo looked up to see Izaya leaning against the wall in front of him.

"Back off , Flea," he said pushing past him.

"Come on, Shizu-chan~! No throwing stuff today?" Izaya smirked.

"I'm not stupid. If I was to throw something at you now, I'd cause this whole place to blow up!" Shizuo growled.

The blonde walked up to the counter to pay for his fireworks.

"Allow me, Shizu-chan," Izaya pulled out an oddly familiar wallet out of his jacket pocket.

Hey…That looks like…my…

"Izaya you dick! How'd you get my wallet?" Shizuo began to feel his temperature rise.

"I dunno~. Does it make you…mad?"

Shizuo then figured out what Izaya was trying to do.

"Heh. You're not going to make me lose my temper here, Flea," He chuckled.

"Ah, you're right…Guess I'm just all out of tricks," Izaya sighed as he opened a can of Big Red.

Shizuo then paid for the fireworks and began for the entrance.

"Oh my, Shizu-chan!" Izaya yelped as he "accidentally" spilled his drink on the blonde's shirt.

The informant knew that this of all things would set his enemy off…He was right.

"Ii-za-yaa!"

Izaya's heart rate began to increase when he heard his name yelled. He took off running to the back of the store…getting trapped in a corner.

"Heh. There's no escaping now!" Came Shizu's voice as the rack of fireworks right in front of the cornered man was picked up.

"Oooohhhh Shizu-chan~! Guess what?" Izaya grinned wickedly as he dropped a lit match on a now visible firework lighter**.

Shizuo's eyes grew wide when he saw that the string led up to the rack he was holding.

"I'd like to stay and chat but…" Izaya said, jumping out the back window.

"Oh Shi-"

BOOM~~~~~!

"Heh," Izaya laughed, watching Shizuo run out at the last second before the whole building blew up.

"Ii-za-yaa!"

"Well," the informant saw everyone stop to see the fireworks. "Looks like I have the best fireworks again this year."


**I had no clue what it was called…So I just called it The firework "lighter" :DD

I'll be up dating every holiday, so, check up on this fic those days. And if I don't have um up the day of…I'll prolly have them up the day after…or week…or, whenever I feel like. XDD Review! I LOVE reviews! :DDD Oh! And vote on my poll! I have three votes on three different topics! ^_^ So… *demon voice* vote!