I do not own Naruto. (Why!? Whyyy!!??)

Ways to annoy Sasuke

It begins. . .

Jess grinned, rolling on the balls of her feet, perched in a tree and watching Sasuke train. Her grin was amused. She had a small notebook in one hand, a pen in the other.

Jess snickered, writing down, 'Mission: Find Ten Ways to Annoy Sasuke' At the top of the first page. She chewed thoughtfully on the end, before adding, '1. Pay Ino to take over Itachi and have him hug Sasuke'

That would be hilarious. She disappeared into the shadows, going to Ino's place to do just that. Sometimes being the daughter of a rich (but clueless) man had its props.

She loved to play pranks and her current victim—volunteer was Sasuke Uchiha. She knocked on Ino's door, before opening unannounced it to lean in a bit, and then duck a kunai.

She grinned, turning her head before waving at Ino. "Hey, my ol' buddy, ol' pal!" Ino gave Jess a flat stare, before deciding to put it bluntly. "What do you want?"

Jess reclined in a chair, before answering, "I need you to do a favor for me. I'll pay you. . . eh, 100, 150 bucks for you to do it."

Ino narrowed her eyes, even if she'd been softened by the money offer. "What is it?" She inquired, head tilting to the side and hands on hips.

Jess blinked, before scratching her belly. "Just to, you know. . . take over that Itachi guy and hug Sasuke. I'm going to bring my camera, and I'll keep you—him—whatever from getting killed."

Ino's jaw dropped open, flapping wildly. "You know, you might catch something that's not to appetizing in there. And I have the Itachi guy at my house. He's still under my special Justu. Thinks he's a Jedi."

Ino closed her jaw with a click, and looked at her skeptically. "Alright. 200 dollars." Jess grinned, then nodded. "Done and done."

Ino cursed under her breath, opening the door to shove the dazed Itachi rather violently out of the Control seat, before stretching in his body and prodding her own body.

She made her way, leaping from roof to roof, careful not to be seen before she went to Sasuke's area.

Itachi/Ino snuck up behind him, and then enveloped him in a bear hug. Itachi/Ino grinned, saying, "BEST FRIENDS." Sasuke screamed, and looked up at Itachi/Ino, muttering, ". . .I think this Itachi is creepier than last time we met."

Jess was recording this with her camera in a shadowed treetop, planning to blackmail him with this, before she leaped down, dragging Ino/Itachi away, saying, "Sorry. Under my Confusion jutsu. Perfectly harmless." Sasuke stared atfer her, doing a good imitation of a fish. She brought him back to her house, where Ino's body was, and she returned to her body, while Jess picked up a crowbar, and hit Itachi in the head before he could react.

Thunk. She shoved the wad of money at Ino, before saying, "I'll give you a copy of the video when I can."