Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor moon; they are only here for me to play
with ^^
Disclaimer 2: This whole plot detail was Jen's. I just decided to add some fun!
Summary: While walking home on a quietly innocent day, the Sailor Scouts get interrupted by.an evil looking teddy bear??? (And one who is afraid of being bald!!)
Cast:
Serena Rei Amy Mina Lita Evil Queen Bear
Note: All words written in CAPITAL ITALICS are stage directions.
Serena: WAKES UP Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! I'm late!!!!!!
RUNS
Serena: GASPING FOR BREATH Hey guys sorry I'm late
Rei: Yea but HEY we're used to it.
Serena: HEY!!
Amy: IGNORE Ok so back to what we were saying...
Mina: Well, I hope we get a break from defeating bad guys
Lita: AHEM that's bad PEOPLE
Amy: Like tundra, she was especially hard to beat
Mina: Yea she's a freak
Everyone: LAUGH NERVOUSLY
Meanwhile.
Evil: I need those stupid crystals.so that I can use them and obtain them for energy.
Bear: BOWS yes my queen, the fairest of them all.
Evil: stop stalling; go SIC THEM!!!!
Bear: What?
Evil: KILL THE SAILOR SCOUTS!! They are the only ones blocking my steady progress towards victoryyyyyyy.
BEAR DROPS DOWN ON TALKING SAILORS:
Serena: Yea, so all of a sudden, she goes---she goes---THOSE ARE MY SHOES!!! And I go, "Yea, so?"
Everyone: LAUGHS
Rei: Well, there's my house.
Everyone: BYE REI
Mina: Yea I gotta be leavin
Lita: Me too!!! Bye bye!
Amy: Yea, my house is round the corner.
Everyone: TO EACH OTHER Bye!!
ALONE ON A PATH
Amy: O dear who are you?
Bear: AMY.I AM YOUR FATHER
Amy: Excuse me?
Bear: SNAPPISH Oh don' play dumb. Queen Evil said you were the one who transforms into sailor mercury. Unless I am mistaken, you fit all of the characteristics
Amy: What? What would you know you are a stupid bear? Who on earth would hire a bear for a serial killer!!
Bear: DO NOT DISCRIMINATE! OR ELSE I WILL ATTACK! COME ON, TURN INTO SAILOR MERCURY AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN.ERR BEAR.ERR.WOMAN.ERRR.
Amy: I.don't.know.what.you're.on.about.. RUNS
TURNS A CORNER AND TRANSFORMS
TAKES OUT COMMUNICATOR THING
Amy: You won't believe this.there's this deranged bear that wants to kill us all.I need backup, NOW!
Mina: Yo, hit me again? Did you say teddy bear?? As in, Snuggles the bear teddy bear?
Lita: I think you heard right. ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE To all of those who are watching, this is not your normal episode, I repeat, this is NOT you're average show!
Serena: AMUSED I guess we'll have to beat the STUFFING out of him!!!! MANIAC LAUGHTER
Everyone: SILENCE
Rei: MUMBLES Dude, I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that.
Amy: HELLO, ARE YOU DEAF? I NEED BACKUP, NOW!
Rei: Oh, right.
EVERYONE ASSEMBLES AT ALLEY WHERE AMY IS
Everyone: We are the sailor scouts, and we fight for love and peace!!!!!
Bear: YES, now I've gotten you all!!! TURNS TO HIS ARMY OF RECENTLY ASSEMBLED TEDDY BEARS Attack them!!!
Mina: Oh, no, this was not what I expected!!
Lita: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! The fluffiness! The big glass eyes!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Serena: We're losing!!!
Rei: WAIT lemme consult the FIRE!!!! I love doing that!! It means that I don't have to do any thinking or planning myself; I just let FATE decide!!
Amy: Mercury bubble blast!! GRUMBLES As if that'll be effective.since when does a few bubbles harmed anyone?
Rei: okay.I have a prophecy!!! TAKES STRIP OF PAPER W/ JAPANESE ON IT It says, "In order to defeat the bear, you must rip out all its hair, and send it back to its lair!!"
Bear: NO NOT THE HAIR!
Lita: Huh?
Bear: I confess.I am really Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Mina: O!! You mean the one that goes
Everyone:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
No!!!! Stop tormenting me!! Ever since I got hair implants, I've been loving my new fur! I will never go back to being bald again! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE KIDS MADE FUN OF ME??? I RETREAT!!!!!! RUNS
Serena: Well, that was easy.
Back at the lair.
Bear: My queen, I have failed.I'm sorry, but they threatened to pull my hair!! If it's killing the scouts or living bald, I would've kept the hair!
Evil: FOOL!!! YOU FAIL AS A SERVANT OF EVIL!! BESIDES, WHAT WAS I THINKING, HIRING A BEAR AS A SERIAL KILLER!!
Scouts: Exactly what we want to know!
Evil: Shut up!! TURNS TO BEAR YOU LET THEM FOLLOW YOU BACK TO THE LAIR MUMBLES well. I guess if you want something done you'll have to do it yourself.
Bear: well, at least ill die beautiful, and not bald!!
Evil: KILLS BEAR
The End.for now..muahahahaha!!!!
A/N: Well.I congratulate you all for getting this far.ahahaha.this play was actually intended to be performed with my friends as a movie.so if this gets enough hits.Oscars, here we come!!! coughcough
Disclaimer 2: This whole plot detail was Jen's. I just decided to add some fun!
Summary: While walking home on a quietly innocent day, the Sailor Scouts get interrupted by.an evil looking teddy bear??? (And one who is afraid of being bald!!)
Cast:
Serena Rei Amy Mina Lita Evil Queen Bear
Note: All words written in CAPITAL ITALICS are stage directions.
Serena: WAKES UP Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! I'm late!!!!!!
RUNS
Serena: GASPING FOR BREATH Hey guys sorry I'm late
Rei: Yea but HEY we're used to it.
Serena: HEY!!
Amy: IGNORE Ok so back to what we were saying...
Mina: Well, I hope we get a break from defeating bad guys
Lita: AHEM that's bad PEOPLE
Amy: Like tundra, she was especially hard to beat
Mina: Yea she's a freak
Everyone: LAUGH NERVOUSLY
Meanwhile.
Evil: I need those stupid crystals.so that I can use them and obtain them for energy.
Bear: BOWS yes my queen, the fairest of them all.
Evil: stop stalling; go SIC THEM!!!!
Bear: What?
Evil: KILL THE SAILOR SCOUTS!! They are the only ones blocking my steady progress towards victoryyyyyyy.
BEAR DROPS DOWN ON TALKING SAILORS:
Serena: Yea, so all of a sudden, she goes---she goes---THOSE ARE MY SHOES!!! And I go, "Yea, so?"
Everyone: LAUGHS
Rei: Well, there's my house.
Everyone: BYE REI
Mina: Yea I gotta be leavin
Lita: Me too!!! Bye bye!
Amy: Yea, my house is round the corner.
Everyone: TO EACH OTHER Bye!!
ALONE ON A PATH
Amy: O dear who are you?
Bear: AMY.I AM YOUR FATHER
Amy: Excuse me?
Bear: SNAPPISH Oh don' play dumb. Queen Evil said you were the one who transforms into sailor mercury. Unless I am mistaken, you fit all of the characteristics
Amy: What? What would you know you are a stupid bear? Who on earth would hire a bear for a serial killer!!
Bear: DO NOT DISCRIMINATE! OR ELSE I WILL ATTACK! COME ON, TURN INTO SAILOR MERCURY AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN.ERR BEAR.ERR.WOMAN.ERRR.
Amy: I.don't.know.what.you're.on.about.. RUNS
TURNS A CORNER AND TRANSFORMS
TAKES OUT COMMUNICATOR THING
Amy: You won't believe this.there's this deranged bear that wants to kill us all.I need backup, NOW!
Mina: Yo, hit me again? Did you say teddy bear?? As in, Snuggles the bear teddy bear?
Lita: I think you heard right. ADDRESSES THE AUDIENCE To all of those who are watching, this is not your normal episode, I repeat, this is NOT you're average show!
Serena: AMUSED I guess we'll have to beat the STUFFING out of him!!!! MANIAC LAUGHTER
Everyone: SILENCE
Rei: MUMBLES Dude, I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that.
Amy: HELLO, ARE YOU DEAF? I NEED BACKUP, NOW!
Rei: Oh, right.
EVERYONE ASSEMBLES AT ALLEY WHERE AMY IS
Everyone: We are the sailor scouts, and we fight for love and peace!!!!!
Bear: YES, now I've gotten you all!!! TURNS TO HIS ARMY OF RECENTLY ASSEMBLED TEDDY BEARS Attack them!!!
Mina: Oh, no, this was not what I expected!!
Lita: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! The fluffiness! The big glass eyes!!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
Serena: We're losing!!!
Rei: WAIT lemme consult the FIRE!!!! I love doing that!! It means that I don't have to do any thinking or planning myself; I just let FATE decide!!
Amy: Mercury bubble blast!! GRUMBLES As if that'll be effective.since when does a few bubbles harmed anyone?
Rei: okay.I have a prophecy!!! TAKES STRIP OF PAPER W/ JAPANESE ON IT It says, "In order to defeat the bear, you must rip out all its hair, and send it back to its lair!!"
Bear: NO NOT THE HAIR!
Lita: Huh?
Bear: I confess.I am really Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Mina: O!! You mean the one that goes
Everyone:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
No!!!! Stop tormenting me!! Ever since I got hair implants, I've been loving my new fur! I will never go back to being bald again! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THE KIDS MADE FUN OF ME??? I RETREAT!!!!!! RUNS
Serena: Well, that was easy.
Back at the lair.
Bear: My queen, I have failed.I'm sorry, but they threatened to pull my hair!! If it's killing the scouts or living bald, I would've kept the hair!
Evil: FOOL!!! YOU FAIL AS A SERVANT OF EVIL!! BESIDES, WHAT WAS I THINKING, HIRING A BEAR AS A SERIAL KILLER!!
Scouts: Exactly what we want to know!
Evil: Shut up!! TURNS TO BEAR YOU LET THEM FOLLOW YOU BACK TO THE LAIR MUMBLES well. I guess if you want something done you'll have to do it yourself.
Bear: well, at least ill die beautiful, and not bald!!
Evil: KILLS BEAR
The End.for now..muahahahaha!!!!
A/N: Well.I congratulate you all for getting this far.ahahaha.this play was actually intended to be performed with my friends as a movie.so if this gets enough hits.Oscars, here we come!!! coughcough