decided to make a funny story about him, please so not take offense.
Harry, Hermoine, and Ron were attending Professor Snape's potion class, when..
Neville: Oh my totally goody-goo-gosh! Harry's potion is oozing and foaming all over the place!
Harry: ...duh?
Snape: Harry! Clean up this mess immediately!
Harry: But Professor! I am Harry Potter. I should have a slave to clean up my mess!
Snape: Mr. Potter, not only are you going to clean up your mess but you are going to clean up every mess that happens for the rest of the year! And for talking back, Gryffindor loses 150 points and Slytherin gains the points you lost.
Ron: Thanks a lot Harry, you're such a jerk!
Malfoy: Hey Harry! You're not so bad after all!
*After class Harry is walking to lunch with Ron and Hermoine.*
Harry: Can you believe Snape? He can't be so harsh on me, I'm the Holy Harry Potter for crying out loud!
Ron: You have a serious ego problem. Harry: Ron, can you excuse me and Hermoine? I need to talk with her.
Ron: Whatever
Harry: Hermoine? We've been great friends for 5 years now, but my teenage hormones are kicking in and I was wondering if.you want to go out with me.
Hermoine: Um, well, you see I have a friend named Anne Raisinbran, and she suggested that I date Malfoy, and I kinda said yes..
Harry: What? No! Malfoy shall die! *Harry runs into the boy's bathroom and begins to cry. Ron was flushing his urinal.*
Ron: Harry, what's wrong?
Harry: That jack-ass, Malfoy is dating Hermoine!
Ron: Yeah, duh, Anne Raisinbran is spreading it all over school. *Harry wails even louder.*
Harry: That's it I'm going to find Hermoine and beg! I guess she'd be in the library. *Harry walks into the library to find Hermoine and Malfoy making out in the corner. He get's mad that he runs towards them and bashes Malfoy's head into a bookcase so hard that the bookcases fall like dominoes.*
Hermoine: Harry! You're a monster! I will take my beloved Malfoy to the nurse immediately.
Harry: Fine Hermoine! Be a bitch! I hate you! Go eat a bad clam! Harry storms to the opposite corner of the library where Anne Raisinbran and Haley Giggles were gossiping.
Anne: Did you hear what happened to Harry?
Haley: Yeah, he made our house lose 150 points!
Anne: Not just that, he's really pissed at Hermoine.
Haley: But Hermoine and Malfoy are so cute together!
Anne: I know! Haley: TOASTER STRUEDAL! *giggles and falls on the floor giggling as she knocks over books on the table* FUNNEL CAKE! *The librarian throws Haley out of the library because she is a disturbance to other readers.*
Harry: Hey Anne!
Anne: H-Ha-Har-Harr-Harry? *her face turns into the color of her red hair*
Harry: Why did you make Hermoine date Malfoy?
Anne: It was only a suggestion, and Hermoine seems to like him.
Harry: I'll get my revenge on everyone!
Harry, Hermoine, and Ron were attending Professor Snape's potion class, when..
Neville: Oh my totally goody-goo-gosh! Harry's potion is oozing and foaming all over the place!
Harry: ...duh?
Snape: Harry! Clean up this mess immediately!
Harry: But Professor! I am Harry Potter. I should have a slave to clean up my mess!
Snape: Mr. Potter, not only are you going to clean up your mess but you are going to clean up every mess that happens for the rest of the year! And for talking back, Gryffindor loses 150 points and Slytherin gains the points you lost.
Ron: Thanks a lot Harry, you're such a jerk!
Malfoy: Hey Harry! You're not so bad after all!
*After class Harry is walking to lunch with Ron and Hermoine.*
Harry: Can you believe Snape? He can't be so harsh on me, I'm the Holy Harry Potter for crying out loud!
Ron: You have a serious ego problem. Harry: Ron, can you excuse me and Hermoine? I need to talk with her.
Ron: Whatever
Harry: Hermoine? We've been great friends for 5 years now, but my teenage hormones are kicking in and I was wondering if.you want to go out with me.
Hermoine: Um, well, you see I have a friend named Anne Raisinbran, and she suggested that I date Malfoy, and I kinda said yes..
Harry: What? No! Malfoy shall die! *Harry runs into the boy's bathroom and begins to cry. Ron was flushing his urinal.*
Ron: Harry, what's wrong?
Harry: That jack-ass, Malfoy is dating Hermoine!
Ron: Yeah, duh, Anne Raisinbran is spreading it all over school. *Harry wails even louder.*
Harry: That's it I'm going to find Hermoine and beg! I guess she'd be in the library. *Harry walks into the library to find Hermoine and Malfoy making out in the corner. He get's mad that he runs towards them and bashes Malfoy's head into a bookcase so hard that the bookcases fall like dominoes.*
Hermoine: Harry! You're a monster! I will take my beloved Malfoy to the nurse immediately.
Harry: Fine Hermoine! Be a bitch! I hate you! Go eat a bad clam! Harry storms to the opposite corner of the library where Anne Raisinbran and Haley Giggles were gossiping.
Anne: Did you hear what happened to Harry?
Haley: Yeah, he made our house lose 150 points!
Anne: Not just that, he's really pissed at Hermoine.
Haley: But Hermoine and Malfoy are so cute together!
Anne: I know! Haley: TOASTER STRUEDAL! *giggles and falls on the floor giggling as she knocks over books on the table* FUNNEL CAKE! *The librarian throws Haley out of the library because she is a disturbance to other readers.*
Harry: Hey Anne!
Anne: H-Ha-Har-Harr-Harry? *her face turns into the color of her red hair*
Harry: Why did you make Hermoine date Malfoy?
Anne: It was only a suggestion, and Hermoine seems to like him.
Harry: I'll get my revenge on everyone!