1Okay, this is why Ryan loves hats so very much. He makes a list on why he loves his hats only to add one more at the very end.
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1. I love my hats because they cover my head. I don't like showing my head because it's a weird shape and Sharpay points it out to everyone. Thus, everyone laughs at me. Stupid twin.
2. I love my hats because they keep my head warm. Especially when the whether is colder than usual. But it hardly is... dang, number 2 is stupid.
3. I love my hats because it keeps my head dry. When it rains my hair never gets wet, unlike Shar's blonde locks and Chad's afro, which we need to shave off.
4. Another reason why I love my hats is because they complete my outfit. Anyone without hats looks funny. I mean they have something on their feet, legs, torso and arms. Why not their heads too?
5. I love hats because I can throw them off the stage and it looks normal. It's like I'm stripping but not really. It's better than throwing my shirt offstage.
6. Okay, in graduation do you see anyone throwing their outfits up in the air? No! Because throwing hats up in the air is cooler.
7. Similar to number three and above, hats protect us in many ways. If you're bald, you wear a hat, no sunburn! If a bird poops on you're head, the hat will block it, thus protecting you're hair but ruining you're hat. However you can have it replaced or if you're poor and like too save things like Taylor, you can always wash it.
8. You can wear them when it's you have a bad hair day. But if you're hair is like Chad's, I'm sorry, nothing can cover that up! Sorry Chad!
9. I love hats because I hat saved my life. When I was ten, this stupid dog came after me and wanted to attack me and my cookie, so I threw my hat, frisbee style and it ran after it instead of me. But that stupid mutt ripped my hat into pieces.
10. I love hats because they look DARN cute on me!
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Sharpay leaned over, reading her brother's drabbles. "What are you doing?" she asked once she read half the list.
"I'm writing a list on why I love hats..."
"Why?"
Ryan scanned the lunch table. Gabriella was beside him, eyeing him oddly, Chad was with Taylor, Taylor pulling on his hair and Troy was beside Sharpay, holding hands on the table. Everyone was staring back at him. He had the weirdest hobbies.
"Because... I love them more than you... well, except you Gabby!"
She giggled and took the list into her own hands. "Can I read it aloud?" Ryan nodded. He had nothing to hide. Then he realized what he wrote about his friends.
"Taylor, Ryan thinks you're poor..."
Glare.
"Chad, Ryan thinks you're hair is a fashion disaster..."
Glare.
"Oh and Shar, Ryan thinks your stupid..."
Glare.
11. I love my hats because they can sometimes protect my head from flying food!
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