A Wet Day

Sanzo, Goku and Gojyo are just returning from dropping Hakkai off at this tower; Sanzo had gotten mad because Sanzo had ask Hakkai if he could come with him but Hakkai had told him it was personal and that only he should go!

Cursing and muttering to himself Sanzo reentered the campsite where they were staying in the woods

Goku- "Hey, Sanzo! Why you talking to your self?"

Sanzo-"Shut the hell up!"

Gojyo had grabbed Goku by the collar and shook him

Gojyo-"Goku, Sanzo is..... is ...... Well I don't know how to break this to you but--

Goku- But what?

Gojyo- Well he's...... P.M.SING!

Goku zoned out and had drug-induced-like vision of of flying plum faeries in pink tutu's
and dancing midgets with maracas and wearing sombraros with little pompoms, as they twirled they were singing:

" I love you Period!

Do you love me? Questionmark!

Please, please! Exclaimation Point!

I wanna hold (you) in Parenthesis!"


Gojyo saw Goku's eyes getting glazed over, so he took Goku and slammed him on the ground! BAM!

Goku-"Fried Noodles anyone? Aaaaahhhhhhh....., POOF!

Goku went down within a split second.

Gojyo-"That shows you right, you STUPID MONKEY!

Sanzo-"Shut up or I'll KILL YOU!

Gojyo and Goku backed down with a whimper like dogs that had been scolded with a rolled-newspaper.

Every one had set off for the Inn, in the nearst town; well for Gojyo it was the nearest BAR!

And for Goku the nearest place was anywhere as long as it had food. They finally got to a town and Goku bugged the hell out of Sanzo for food so he gave Goku some money.

Sanzo-"Here monkey, you get 1,000 yen ok NO MORE!"

Goku-"YES!" Yelled jumping for joy

Goku had left right after he got the money and headed to the nearest food stand.

While Goku had ran off, Sanzo and Gojyo went to a bar and they had some beers until Gojyo saw the lovliest girl on earth! Her long white hair and the way it caught the light from the ceiling giving it a shine; and the way her sapphire eyes were clear and open...... Damn he was mesmerized

Gojyo-"Hey Sanzo look at those chicks over there!" he said pointing across the bar

Getting up Gojyo ran over there, leaving Sanzo to sit by himself; deciding the best way to maime the half-demon

Gojyo-"Why, hello ladies." he said strutting up to their table

Paichan-"Well Hello" (In a dull voice)

Gojyo-"Whats your Name?"

Paichan-"My names Paichan and this is my friend Inuyuki."

Inuyuki-"Hiya." giving a slight wave of her fingers

Inuyuki didn't like Gojyo that much, she could already tell he was a playboy, wrinkling her nose she got up and went over to where Sanzo was sitting

Goku had just walked in

Inuyuki-"Hey why you so down?" Asked as she sat down

Sanzo-"Nothing; TIME TO GO YOU TWO!"

Goku-"But I havdn't meet Gojyo's Girly-Friend."

Sanzo-"NOW!

Inuyuki- (Inturrupting) "Who wants to play cards?" Asking as she held up a deck of Coke cards

And she smiled . .....

By Paichan

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Saiyuki or Inuyuki, but I DO own Paichan

Please Read & Review this is my first fanfic