"As of today, two new transfer students will be attending our class!" announced Umino Iruka. Instantly, the class burst into gossip. It was in the middle of the year and they were the graduating class. Transfers were rare and no one transferred in the middle of the year or to the graduating class unless they had some serious clout and power. It was so unusual that even Nara Shikamaru lifted his head off the desk.

And right on cue, in walked the transfer students.

The gorgeous girl had long, wavy hair that reached past her butt. It was a brilliant shade of purple with silver and gold streaks, amazingly soft and silky, much like her ethereally pale skin that glowed like moonlight. Her hair hid her left eye, but her right was the most stunning shade of forest green framed by long lashes. Her lips were naturally red and full and her smile revealed cute dimples that just added to her attractiveness. She was slender and petite, a small delicate figure all the boys adored. She donned a beautiful and elaborate kimono that must have cost hundreds of thousands of ryō. It was a royal purple that matched her hair and had many colourful flowers adorning it. The boys stared at the absolutely gorgeous girl in front of them while the girls frowned in jealousy and envy.

"I am Mary-Sue Parodia Solita Vesta Nyx and I'm going to be the first female Hokage, believe it!" The boys blushed and cheered.

A black-haired girl stood beside Mary-Sue. Despite being taller, she was completely ignored next to Mary-Sue's radiance.

"I'm Jane, Mary-Sue's little twin sister." But no one was paying any attention to the brown-eyed girl next to Mary-Sue. They were too stunned by Mary-Sue's sheer beauty and presence.

"Settle down, kids. I know she's pretty and all but-" The boys clapped louder. Umino Iruka frowned. "I said SETTLE DOWN!" The boys quietened, but little whispers continued.

The back row was taken, and so the sisters were forced to take the front row. Lessons began and Iruka droned on about some boring shinobi code when someone whispered to the sisters.

"Oi, Nyx!" Mary-Sue and Jane turned to see a pink-haired girl glaring at them. Mary-Sue frowned.

"Who are you?"

The pinkette sniffed. "Haruno Sakura. Don't you know that you're taking the forbidden seat?"

Mary-Sue raised an eyebrow. "Forbidden seat?"

"Yes!" Sakura hissed. "It's the seat next to Sasuke-kun! No one is allowed to sit there, you moron!"

Jane looked up from her work. "It's just a seat. There's no need to get so angry. I don't think-" Sakura glared at her for interrupting.

"Shut up! No one's asking for your opinion!" snarled the pinkette. Jane let out a sigh before returning to her work. Mary-Sue frowned.

"There is no need to be so rude. Sasuke is just a boy." Sakura turned an unattractive shade of red.

"What do you mean he's 'just a boy'! Sasuke-kun is the most talented ninja of this generation!"

Mary-Sue smirked. "Even though you haven't seen me in battle?"

"What?! You think you can beat Sasuke-kun? Are you delusional?" Sakura was practically spitting at her face. Iruka turned around to stare at the commotion.

"Haruno Sakura! That is not how Konoha ninja should address their comrades! Go and stand outside!" Sakura stormed out of the classroom. Jane sighed as lessons resumed.

"What's wrong, imouto?"

"All eyes are on you. Even though you participated in the argument, only Haruno-chan was sent out. She seems and dresses like a demure civilian girl as well, for her to lose her temper in such an unsightly a fashion is out of character. Even now as we are speaking, Iruka-sensei, a well-respected chūnin, doesn't seem to notice."

Mary-Sue blinked. "So? That just means we're good at covering up." Jane shook her head as Mary-Sue's interest slid back to the class.

"I would expect no less from someone with maxed out luck stats."

Notes: Please note that the opinion of characters, be they canon or OC, Mary Sue or Plain Jane, are not the same as the opinion of the author. All bashing that takes place is meant to be for comedy. This fic was merely the result of a simple idea and may not continue if more ideas do not pop up. Therefore, feel free to throw ideas at me. Thank you for reading!