A/N: The title of this fic is taken from a song by The Parlotones. They're a pretty famous South African band and definitely one of my favourites! If you can find any music by them I'd advise you give it a listen…

"Push me to the floor, don't give up until I'm begging you for more…"

"Saaaaassssuuuukkkkkeeee, explain to me again how you find the point of inflection…" Naruto whined at Sasuke for the fifth time that afternoon.

"I swear to goodness Naruto this is the last time I'm telling you this! You take the second derivative of the first equation." Sasuke grumbled, and continued to unwrap his Popsicle.

"Aha…and where exactly do you find the first equation."

"Its right there in the question Naruto..." Sasuke sighed

"What good is Calculus anyway!" Naruto suddenly cried out. "I hate maths, it's so stupid! What the hell was Isaac Newton doing when he thought up this stuff? I'll tell you what he wasn't doing. Having sex. Because people who are having sex don't spend their time thinking about Calculus!" As if to add emphasis his point he threw his Calculus book across the bedroom.

Sasuke lowered the Popsicle from his mouth and looked at Naruto seriously "Naruto, are you having sex?" Naruto's eyes went wide at the question from the usually reserved Uchiha.

"Well no…"

"Oh, well then how come you never think about Calculus?" Sasuke asked with a grin.

"Teme! It's not my fault I'm so stupid, maths just doesn't agree with me…"

"Well maybe if you spent a little less time thinking about sex and a little more time thinking about maths it would agree with you."

"Sex isn't the only thing I think about Sasuke!"

"Oh no of course not, there's also ramen…" Sasuke said thoughtfully, touching the tip of the Popsicle to his lips. Naruto watched the tip slide into Sasuke's mouth and he couldn't help but blush when Sasuke swirled his tongue around it.

Sasuke noticed Naruto staring "See! You're thinking about sex right now!"

Naruto's blush deepened "No I'm not!"

"Oh yes you are…"

"I'm not!"

"Are to."

"Am not!"

"Ok, well how about when I do this?" Sasuke ran his tongue up the entire length of the Popsicle before sliding it back into his mouth.

Naruto's face was now burning; how the hell did Sasuke make eating a Popsicle look so god damn sexy? "N no, nope, no sex." Naruto stammered.

Sasuke's forehead wrinkled as he frowned at looked at the blonde "You're definitely thinking about sex…"

"I'm not alright…"

Suddenly Sasuke lunged forward and Naruto found himself trapped underneath the raven boy "You say you're not thinking about sex but this disagrees." Sasuke slid his hand slowly over the blonde's crotch.

Naruto let out an unexpected moan "Uh…uh Sasuke, what are you doing?"

"Proving a point." The raven boy smirked before capturing the blonde's lips. He ran his tongue slowly across the blondes bottom lip causing the boy to gasp. Sasuke took the opportunity to slide his tongue into Naruto's mouth and do a thorough exploration. But as quickly as the kiss had begun, it ended, and Sasuke pulled away from Naruto, looking rather smug.

"And once again I am right. The only thing going on up there right now is directly connected to what's going on down here." Sasuke trailed his finger down the zipper on Naruto's pants before getting up and leaving. "See ya later perv."

2 Years later…

He had a look on his face that was distant and confused, he was frowning hard and staring off into space. The smooth jazz playing in Naruto's head made the perfect backtrack for the moment…

After realising he had been staring at Sasuke for over five minutes Naruto turned his head back to the movie he was supposed to be watching before Kakashi-Sensei resorted to hitting him over the head. In front of him Kiba and Ino were trying to stick the top end of the window opener into Shikamaru's ear and next to him Sakura was fast asleep with her head on her desk.

"Mr Uzumaki, would you kindly rejoin the land of the living and stop staring into space?" Kakashi suddenly appeared behind me and aimed a slap for the back of his head.

"Sorry Sensei…" he said, trying desperately to stifle a yawn. He quickly turned his head back to see if Sasuke still had the look on his face but he knew the moment had passed. Sasuke was now sitting with his arms folded on the desk and his chin resting on top of them.

Naruto sighed and put his head in his hands. He couldn't help himself any more, after their kiss two years ago Naruto found it impossible to be away from Sasuke for any significant amount of time. After two years of feelings festering away inside him he had come to the conclusion that he was well and truly in love with the raven boy and there was nothing he could do about it.

Naruto knew very well that Sasuke neither felt the same way about him nor cared about the way Naruto felt, but it was like he had some kind of a hold over the blonde that couldn't be broken.

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It seemed like hours before the final bell rang and the students could finally leave. Naruto raced over to Sasuke's locker to see if he was ready to leave yet. The two of them were supposed to be going out for ramen that afternoon.

"Teme, are you ready to go yet? I'm starving!"

"Naruto, you are always hungry, this is not some kind of new phenomenon." Sasuke continued to pack his books neatly into his locker, taking his sweet freaking time. He was an Uchiha after all and Uchiha's are never rushed.

Naruto waited patiently, for all of about ten seconds. "Saaaaaaasukeeeee! Hurry up. I swear I'm going to pass out if I don't get food soon." Naruto whined.

"Geez Uzumaki, would you keep it down over there." Neji grumbled from the neighbouring locker.

"Butt out would you Neji." Naruto glared at the brunet.

"Keep your pet on a leash would you Sasuke?" Neji slid over to Sasuke "I honestly don't know why you put up with him, you know for a fact that if you said the word you could have someone better, someone like me." Neji licked his bottom lip as he spoke to Sasuke, the lust practically pouring out of him.

"First of all Hyuuga, Naruto is my friend. I'm guessing you wouldn't be interested in being my friend so much as being my fuck buddy, and secondly don't ever talk about Naruto like that in front of me again or you'll lose something very precious to you." Sasuke slid he hand down and cupped Neji member, giving it a light squeeze.

Neji gasped and took a few steps backwards "I'll have you one day Uchiha, just wait…"

"Don't worry about him Sasuke, lets just go ok?" Naruto grabbed Sasuke's sleeve and pulled him away from Neji.

"I'm sorry about that Naruto, Neji is such a douche." Sasuke smiled at his friend.

"Don't worry about it. He only does it because he likes you…" 'And at least he has the balls to tell you' Naruto thought to himself.

"Yea, he likes me now but I bet he'd get bored of me in a week once he had me. Hyuuga's love going after things they cant have."

"I can see why he likes you though…" Sasuke raised an eyebrow at his blonde companion. "Uh, what I mean is, you're both rich, you're both from really influential families, you both think you're awesome…you have a lot in common." Naruto chuckled.

"Don't ever compare me to that evil asshole Naruto…but thanks, I am awesome." Sasuke smirked.

"Narcissist." Naruto grumbled.

"Big word for a dobe."

"Shut it Teme, I'm not stupid!" Naruto whined.

"You know Naruto, most kids lose their ability to whine like that at the age of 7 but you have somehow managed to keep yours." Sasuke smirked.

"Asshole." Naruto muttered under his breath.

"Lets just go eat alright?" Sasuke chuckled and grabbed Naruto's arm, leading him out of the school.

A/N: Hmmm, Sasuke is rather feisty in this fic…Oh well, I like my men feisty!

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