Hello and thank you for clicking! This is my first Hetalia fanfiction, and whoop de doo, it has OC's. Not country OCs, mind you, actual human girls. Please be nice if you decide to review!

Also, this story has nothing to do with American Horror Story. I needed a title and I would always just refer to this story as 'my horror story' so there we go.

Caroline was a normal girl. She had normal looks and a normal life and a fairly normal father and friends. She lived in a normal town and went to a normal school and had normal grades. One of her best friends, Lidy, was far from normal. While Caroline had long brown hair that she always tied up, Lidy had short, spiky hair that was dyed pink and orange. Caroline had a normal family life while Lidy was adopted and her dad took her on trips around the world periodically. Caroline was sheltered and safe, while Lidy rock-climbed and went to parties with her mom every Saturday. However, both Lidy and Caroline were in tenth grade, and they both loved Hetalia: Axis Powers.

Before Hetalia, Lidy and Caroline had never talked. One day at the end of eighth grade year, Lidy had seen Caroline drawing a picture of Russia, her favorite nation, and they had become best friends. dispute their differences. Inseparable, really.

Lately, Caroline had noticed that Lidy was drifting away from Hetalia. Caroline didn't want that to happen, Hetalia was pretty much the only thing they had in common! Caroline was afraid Lidy would stop watching and reading it, then stop hanging out with her as much, then they would drift away and never talk to each other again! Which would be terrible, of course.

So Caroline does what any good friend would do. She invites Lidy over for a Hetalia Fest. The Hetalia Fest includes watching her new copy of Hetalia: Paint It! White, reading their favorite strips, and if course watching it on Caroline's Netflix Instant Play. Maybe they would even read fanfiction! All done in the privacy of Caroline's basement with NO father (he was on a business trip).

Caroline opened her door to Lidy at six o'clock and ushered her inside, right down through the hallway to the stairs at the end and to the basement. The TV was on, muted, and her laptop was booted up and plugged into the outlet. There was a bowl of assorted candy and popcorn.

"Wow, Carey, you really did yourself out, huh?"

Caroline shrugged and smiled, "Well, I wanted to have a lot of fun!" She tucked a strand of hair behind her ear before continuing, "Anyway, I had this new head canon about Russia and the Baltics if you want to hear it..."

Lidy laughed and sat down at the laptop, "No way, I still don't ship Russia with any of them! I say you look at this Spamano doujinshi I read the other day. Or even better, we could read Homestuck!" She waggled her pink and orange eyebrows. Yes, even her eyebrows were dyed.

Caroline glared at Lidy. "No Homestuck."

"But-"

"Shhh." Caroline shushed her. "Only Hetalia now."

Lidy grumbled, but agreed, "Fine."

She crossed her legs and opened up the internet. Typing in a URL Caroline had never seen before, Lidy went to a page with a boy on it, standing in a room.

== Enter name.

"Lidy-" Caroline grabbed the laptop and closed the page. "I said no Homestuck!"

Lidy sighed and rolled her eyes. "Fiiiiiiiiiine. What should we do, then?"

Caroline closed the computer and picked up the TV remote. "We'll watch Paint It White."

After several hours of movies, comic strips, a bit of tumblr and looking at fanart, Caroline shoved a few cheetos in her mouth before saying sloppily, "Let's read fanfiction now!"

"Okay, sounds good." Lidy said, grabbing a pillow and sitting on it. "How about Spamano?"

Caroline made a face. "No way. I vote RusLiet!"

"Fine. We'll do neither." Lidy said. "Since my favorite character is Romano, and yours is Russia, how about we look for something with both of them?"

"Ugh, that pairing just… whatever." Caroline shuddered, before entering the two characters in 's search modus. "I guess we can try."

"You're right, it doesn't sound that… pleasing, but we can look." Lidy agreed.

Only one fic came up, and it looked atrocious. It was simply titled, "sexx". The description read, "russia and romanoz are havein the sex ve~~~" It was rated M with a genre of Horror/Romance, and was written by someone who called themselves "bigShipperlol".

Lidy made a fake barfing sound. "This doesn't look too good."

Caroline blinked a few times and nodded, before clicking on the link anyway. "Let's check it out anyway…"

The story went something like this:

"russia grabbed romanoz but and say "ahaha I got your butt now we have the sex da" and romano seys, "ok hehehe don't rape me ve~~~"

russiea sez "no I will rape u da' romano blushes kawaii

then they have the sex.

RUssia fingerz roman and then he putz his dick into ROMANO. ((haha lmao)) "da!'

after hours and hours of the sex russia EXPLODEDZ into romano kinkyly and romano cums lol

Romanos cheeks are all blushu and he eyelashes long blink 've~~~~~~~~~~~~' his heart goz doki dkoi for ruessia"

It went on like that, telling the fabulous story of Romano and Russia's love, for eight chapters.

Lidy was horrified. She stared at the page, muttering something along the lines of, "Romano doesn't even say 've~'. It's a different character."

Caroline was howling with laughter. Wiping a tear from her cheek, she gasped out, "I can't… god… what even is this!"

"This is terrible! Absolutely disgusting! Oh my god!" Lidy cried. "Romano isn't even the one who says 've~', it's his brother!"

"Ah, you're right!" Caroline said. "That makes it even worse, oh my god…"

After another couple of hours, in which Lidy read several Spamano stories, Caroline read a twenty-four chapter fic about RusLiet, which ended with her crying, and they both read a couple short PruCan stories, they were both snoring on the foldout bed at around two o'clock.

Caroline sniffed, then opened her eyes groggily. She looked around, listening. When she didn't hear anything, she shoved Lidy.

"What time is it…" Lidy groaned.

"Did you hear something?" Caroline asked, now almost fully awake.

Lidy took the pillow off her head and sat up. "No…"

"I head something…" Caroline trailed off.

"What-"

"Shhh!"

Then they heard it. Coming from the corner of the room, where an extra fridge was placed and quietly humming, came a thump and a quiet, "Da?"

"What the hell…" Lidy was looking wildly around.

Caroline pointed. "It's coming from the fridge."

Another thump, this time accompanied by muffled cackling that slowly changed to coughing and wheezing, then crying.

"Inside the fridge?" Lidy asked incredulously.

"Sounds like it."

"Should we…" She smirked, "Let it out?"

Caroline gasped, "Are you kidding? This is like a horror movie, we can't do that!"

Lidy was already out of the bed, fully awake. "Too late, I'm letting it out."

"Lidy, get back here!" Caroline whisper-yelled. "Are you crazy?"

Lidy was close to the fridge now, reaching for the handle. "Are you ready? Three… two…"

The fridge door bursts open itself, crashing against the wall behind it. Out stumbled a shuddering, slouching, brown-haired man wearing a torn and dirty tan uniform, and another man, taller and larger, with almost white-blond hair wearing a huge, bulky brown trench coat, a blood-red scarf and a smile.

"Holy shi- Russia and Romano?" Lidy cried. She stumbled backwards before turning around and darting into another room. Caroline threw off her covers and ran upstairs, dragging a blanket behind her.

She had seen Romano's red tinged eyes, the scratches in his throat and Russia's blood-splattered left side. Caroline knew this was no joke. She only hoped Lidy knew the same thing.