His name is Harry
And there's just something about him
He'll always carry my
heart around with him
Oh how he rocks
In Vernon's old socks
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

Cuz I'm just a redhead Weasley baby
Yeah, just a redhead Weasley baby
Listen to Celestina Warbeck baby, with me
Ooooooooooooo

His girlfriend's a b*tch
Cho's just got time to kill
He'll catch the Snitch
Before she ever will
She rides on a broom
She flies, but I zoom
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

Cuz I'm just a redhead Weasley baby
Yeah, just a redhead Weasley baby
Listen to Celestina Warbeck baby, with me
Ooooooooooooo

Man, I feel like a skrewt
It's the Yule Ball, and I am lonely
Oh, man, oh shoot!
He's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lips start to shake
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a damn about me?

Got two tickets to Celestina Warbeck, baby. Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
I'm just a red-head Weasley baby, like you. Oooooooooooo