My Insane Story (part 1)
By Flameboy890
AUTHOR'S NOTES: What you are about to read may confuse or even frighten you. But don't be scared- insanity is completely legal in some places.
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In a galaxy far far away, Ash Ketchum IS AN ALIEN! But wait, there's more! Eat it! The scrunchies of the new millenium are coming! My wife is a pizza! What? NO! It's poisonous! I refuse to eat your food! And then,
I took my XXXXXXL bazooka and I nailed Tracey and he said "MUFFINS!!!!!" And Ash says "Visit Wisconsin you buffoon!" Some guy in Japan was in the bathroom at the time. So, PLANTS!!! Hoo Hah the king is on fire! So I'm a chicken. You are a soy monkey. "SAVE THE FRUIT!!!" Yells Misty as she blindly slams into a wall. Some mutant pikachu comes and plays poker with a block of wood and wins 12$ in splinters. Nothing ever happens to the 3089th person you see in your life. Now I'll only say this once, The cheese is mad at you!, Buy its forgiveness!! Pudding is fun if you are a genius! Grass is dangerous. Always wear a helmet. " Oh you killed my finger, you'll have to die, Sorry." "Wait you can't kill famous people right?" "You're not famous so don't care." " My name is Tracey." "huh who" "From Pokemon..?" "Oh yeah." "You're not famous. You're a freak who got on pokemon cause' you said you love the creator and gave them $100,000.00 Where you got it I dunno but you're gone" "NOOOOO" Well see traceys fate in part 2!!!!!!
THE END
By Flameboy890
AUTHOR'S NOTES: What you are about to read may confuse or even frighten you. But don't be scared- insanity is completely legal in some places.
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In a galaxy far far away, Ash Ketchum IS AN ALIEN! But wait, there's more! Eat it! The scrunchies of the new millenium are coming! My wife is a pizza! What? NO! It's poisonous! I refuse to eat your food! And then,
I took my XXXXXXL bazooka and I nailed Tracey and he said "MUFFINS!!!!!" And Ash says "Visit Wisconsin you buffoon!" Some guy in Japan was in the bathroom at the time. So, PLANTS!!! Hoo Hah the king is on fire! So I'm a chicken. You are a soy monkey. "SAVE THE FRUIT!!!" Yells Misty as she blindly slams into a wall. Some mutant pikachu comes and plays poker with a block of wood and wins 12$ in splinters. Nothing ever happens to the 3089th person you see in your life. Now I'll only say this once, The cheese is mad at you!, Buy its forgiveness!! Pudding is fun if you are a genius! Grass is dangerous. Always wear a helmet. " Oh you killed my finger, you'll have to die, Sorry." "Wait you can't kill famous people right?" "You're not famous so don't care." " My name is Tracey." "huh who" "From Pokemon..?" "Oh yeah." "You're not famous. You're a freak who got on pokemon cause' you said you love the creator and gave them $100,000.00 Where you got it I dunno but you're gone" "NOOOOO" Well see traceys fate in part 2!!!!!!
THE END