I'm thin as a rail,
When trouble comes I bail.
I've only got one fang,
Worth says it's guys that I bang.
My skin's cold as ice,
I'm trying hard to be nice,
And not bite peoples necks.
Instead I get bags with checks,
That tells me it's filled blood.
So what if I dress with some class?
don't try and give me your sass!,
Or I'll get 'Mont to kick your ass.
Don't be dissing my glasses,
It makes me part of the masses.
I didn't ask to be a failpire,
With a life that won't expire.
Stupid Hanna did this to me,
But it's better this way see?.
Cause now I have some friends,
That help me when my sanity bends.
Even though it's mostly their fault,
At least they're putting a halt,
On that vampire hunter's assault.