This is from one of the Transfan quizzes (about favorite TFs) that I have on my profile. The question was What crazy thing could you imagine your favorite Decepticon(s) doing? My answer: Chasing dogs. Just for fun. Either of them. And my favorite cons are Ravage and Blitzwing.

This is what came to mind as I was typing that answer.

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Ravage lay in wait, ready to pounce, ready to spring…ready to exact revenge. His feline form made him empathetic toward those organic felines he often saw being chased by those evil canines that humans liked to keep as pets. Dogs, he remembered. The humans called them dogs. All his years fighting Autobots, all the time he had spent on Earth, and he had never been free to avenge his fellow felines.

Now, today, Ravage would have his revenge. All he had to do was pick a dog…

Blitzwing stepped out of the alley he had been hiding in and into a deserted street. He was picking up a Decepticon signal, close by and getting closer, moving quickly. In fact, if it stayed on course, the source of that signal should be coming down the street in about a minute and a half…

A large, shaggy brown dog raced past, yelping hysterically. Behind it came a sleek black feline shape – a metal, Cybertronian sleek black feline shape. Dog and mechanical jaguar tore off down the street without noticing the triple-changer.

"Now what could Ravage possibly gain by chasing a dog?" Icy Blitzwing wondered idly.

"Who cares? I vill crush zem both!" shouted Angry Blitzwing.

"Whoo-hoo-hoo! Let's join in!" cried Crazy Blitzwing.

Prowl remained perfectly still as he watch the strange scene unfold right before his optics. He was perched in a tree in the park and had been meditating and watching the wildlife…until this happened. Whatever this was supposed to be.

A large brown dog was racing in circles around the thick trunk of a neighboring tree. A large mechanical jaguar – the Decepticon called ravage, if Prowl wasn't mistaken – appeared to be chasing the dog, hissing furiously. But that wasn't the strangest part. No, the strangest part was that Blitzwing was on all fours, chasing Ravage as ravage chased the dog.

"Fascinating," Prowl murmured to himself.

Well, what does everyone think? Too random? Not random enough? Just the right amount of random? Review! Or you might be the next thing ravage chases! XD

If you send me your favorite TF & what crazy thing you could see them doing, I'll post it as a chapter in this fanfic!