OPERATION E.N.D

Extreme

Nuclear

Destruction

Written By

W00DSMAN

CHAPTER I

War is on the horizon. The hatred between the Adults and The Kids have become more heated. The Adults have created a machine that makes parents want to KILL their kids and will stop at nothing until all the children on earth are destroyed. But the Kids Next Door have created a weapon that can stop the Adults once and for all.

"A nuclear warhead?" Numbuh 5 through Numbuh 2 exclaimed.

"Yes. I know this seems a little extreme." Number 1 started

" A little extreme?" Numbuh 2 shouted.

"Sorry to say this Number 1, but you are outta your fuckin' mind!" Numbuh 5 exclaimed.

"Sorry Number 5, but fuck you." Numbuh 1 retorted.

"Now just wait a minute." Numbuh 3 started.

"We can't use a nuclear warhead!" she screamed "It'll destroy all the rainbow monkeys!"

Numbuh 5 was sick of Numbuh 3's talk of rainbow monkeys for years. She started to yell furiously:

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR RAINBOW MONKEYS, BITCH!"

Numbuh 5 ran towards Numbuh 3 in an attempt to beat the living shit outta her. Numbuh 5 ran at Numbuh 3 and kicked her in the crotch. POW! Then Numbuh 4 grabbed Numbuh 5 off of her as Numbuh 2 went to protect Numbuh 3. As he squeezed her tightly he felt a boob and Numbuh 3 felt a little something too WINK WINK. Those two have been hiding their love from the rest of the Kids Next Door for years, but that's another story. Numbuh 1 was becoming agitated.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" he screamed.

Everyone paused and stared at Numbuh 1.

"I know this seems completely dangerous but that's besides the point, The Adults have created a machine that can change the minds of your parents and will make them become one of their zombie soldiers that will stop at nothing to KILL all of us kids!"

They were shocked.

"THEY'RE GONNA KILL US?" Numbuh 2 exclaimed.

"Yes, if we don't stop them." Numbuh 1 said.

"Well I aint gonna be killed by no fucking adults, Lets rip them a new one!" Numbuh 4 yelled.

"Ok, Numbuh 2 got to the junkyard and get scraps for the weapon." Numbuh 1 commanded.

"Numbuh 3, uh... Just go with Numbuh 2."

"Numbuh 4, Prepare for war, get all of our current weapons." Numbuh 1 commanded again.

"Numbuh 5-" Numbuh 1 was interrupted by Numbuh 4

"Uh, Numbuh 1," Numbuh 4 started. "We don't have any weapons that can KILL anybody."

"Oh," Numbuh 1 retorted. "Numbuh 5, contact Numbuh 91. Her dad has a steady supply of weapons."

All of the Kids Next Door left.. Leaving Numbuh 1 was all by himself. Numbuh 1 began to ponder about the war that is going to happen. Was Nigel ready to kill someone for the first time?

"Am I really ready to do this?" Nigel thought. "I'm I really going to shoot an Adult?"

Nigel was shaking just from thinking about it.