RWBY Abridged

A/N: So I've only seen one RWBY Abridged series on Youtube and a few Humor Tangents and Parodies, but I guess there aren't going to be any abridged stuff until RWBY gets more episodes, which it will. Friendly advice: watch or re-watch the episode(s) before reading so some parts can make more sense. Hope you guys enjoy. :)

Episode 1

Intro: Long story short: There are monsters called grimm, they are afraid of stuff called dust, the world runs on dust, and people are trying to steal it. Oh yeah, there are also hunters and huntresses, but we'll get to that later.

Roman Torchwick and his gang go to a dust shop to steal the dust.

"Who are you?" said the shopkeeper.

"I'm The Riddler. Can't you tell?" Torchwick said.

"What are you doing here? It's not Gotham."

"I ask the questions here. Now where is the dust? Oh screw it just get it henchmen."

One of the henchmen is about to get some dust, until he hears dubstep music.

"Who the hell is playing dubstep?" He said and looks over to where Ruby is standing. He pulls down her hood and she looks at him. "Shouldn't you be at grandma's house?"

"Say what?" Ruby said taking off the headphones.

"I said shouldn't you be at your grandma's house? Or eaten by a wolf?"

"Are you making fun of me because of my red hood?"

"Yeah."

Roman looks at the dust, then sees his henchmen fly right past him.

"Oh great. It's the Batman. Get rid of him."

Ruby then fights the henchmen, getting their attention.

"Ok that's a good riddle. Super Girl or the Red Hood? Either way get her."

As they fight Ruby (insert cliche ku-fu fight sounds here). Ruby emerges victorious and looks at Roman.

"Riddle me this: What's red, also, red, and red all over? This!" Roman shoots a red fireball at Ruby, who wears a red hood, and was attempting to kill her where there will be (red) blood. But Ruby dodges and Roman escapes onto his airship. "Get to the choppa!" He yelled, and starts shooting Ruby while laughing maniacally. "Wait what's that?"

"Here I am to save the day." Said Glenda Goodwitch who appeared to assist Ruby.

"Oh shit it's a witch from The Ministry of Magic." Roman said to Cinder, his accomplice.

"I'll handle it." She said and readies her fire magic. "You shall not pass!" She yelled. And a ball of fire happens and they escape. After a moment of silence, Glenda looks at Ruby.

"Your from The Ministry of Magic... DO YOU KNOW HARRY POTTER?!" And then Ruby is in the interrogation room.

"Do you know what you just did!" Glenda said. "There are two options, to let you go..." Ruby smiles hoping for that. "Or kill you." Glenda slammed her whip stick on the table scaring Ruby. "But there is someone that wants to talk to you." Professor Ozpin shows up and sits down.

"Hello. Do you know who I am?" Ozpin said.

"Wash from Red vs. Blue?" Ruby said.

"Do you know who I 'really' am?"

"Professor Ozpin, right?"

"Yes. Look let's cut to the chase. Your moves are good, you can fight, and you are completely moe. You are perfect for attending Beacon Academy. Do you want to go to my school."

"Oh hell yeah, I'll be like-" Ruby does her kun-fu moves and Ozpin and Glenda are not impressed.

"Well you seem like you can try. But can you do anything in particular to prove that you are Beacon material?" Ozpin said.

"Want to see how animals eat their food?" Ruby said. A moment of silence and Ozpin brings out a plate of cookies. "Watch closely." Ruby said and they look at her and she eats them as they disintegrate in her mouth.

"Ok, your in." Ozpin said.

Fast forward to where Ruby and Yang are on the airship.

"Oh my God! Now we get to go to school together!" Yang said.

"Yep looks like it. Although, I don't like how they just threw us on the ship after making me eat a lot of cookies." Ruby said

"Well at least you won't be like that guy." They see Juane throwing up. Afterwards, Glenda Goodwitch appears.

"Hello everyone, blah blah blah, look here's the thing. We get to Beacon Academy, you all go the assembly. Ok." Glenda Goodwitch said as she disappears.

"Well that was very descriptive." Yang said.

"Hey look we're here." Ruby said looking out the window. "Whoa Yang, is that Hogwarts?!"

"Guess again." Yang said and they hear the "Wonderful Wizard of Oz" theme song play.

"Well that explains why he's called Professor Ozpin. And Glenda Goodwitch." Ruby said.

-End-

A/N: I know, it would be funnier if it was on Youtube with the actual scenes. But if anyone can do that, fill free to use these for material, just do an honorable mention for me. Anyways, I will work on the other ones, and I hope you like it. :)