Welcome to my first fanfiction written by me and my RL friend Sakura-miaka a.k.a. SaMi... We'll be taking turns writing chapters... This is is also proofread by another friend of ours Noodles... Hope you like what our twisted minds had came up with!

DISCLAIMER: We don't own the Twilight Saga. Stephenie Meyer does. Though Dobby-is-free tries to claim Edward and Sakura-miaka was told by Dobby-is-free that she can have Jasper... IN OUR DREAMS!

Dobby-is-free (DIF) : No no in reality! Yes, I'm not crazy

Sakura-miaka (SaMi): Yeah right! WAKEY! WAKEY! *shakes DIF*

D-I-F: that's it... DEATH MATCH!

*D-I-F and SaMi brings out the maces*

SaMi: While we're having this death match Have fun reading the first chapter! *runs*

D-I-F: Enjoy! SaMi where did you go???

Chapter 1 : Ruins

BPOV

It's been ten years since the Volturi incident and until now we haven't been able to let Reneesme out of our sight. We, the Cullen 'kids' have gone on a holiday on our own. No kids, no parents and no dogs. Just us all on our own. Carlisle had been going on and on for ages about how great England was until we got so fed up that we packed our bags and took to the water a.k.a. swimming the Atlantic.

"We're almost there" Alice's soprano voice broke into my thoughts.

"And where might that be Alice?" that was a voice that I only knew too well. My husband, my Edward.

"You'll see" was Alice's only reply and we continued on 'walking'. Ever since we touched land, Alice had been going on and on about this ruined castle that she had seen one of her visions.

"Alice" Emmett's bored voice came from behind me. "How much longer? I want to go see some of the local wildlife." he laughed at his own joke.

"Yeah and these shoes aren't exactly the right ones for a hike." Rosalie sounded annoyed as she pointed to her Prada shoes with their ridiculous 3 inch heels. Although she was only worried about the heel snapping as there was no way that anything was going to happen to her.

"There it is!" Alice squealed excitedly as she jumped up and down pointing at an old ruined castle. The grounds were weed filled, as wild looking. There was a fence around it with a sign that said "DANGER, DO NOT ENTER, UNSAFE".

'Wow... Alice it's..." I mumbled.

"How is it still standing? Don't worry, I'll take care of that!" Emmett grinned and started walking towards it.

"Just think how happy Carlisle will be when he hears that we found an old castle" Jasper said, with very heavy fake enthusiasm.

"It looked so much better in my vision" Alice whispered. She was probably wondering if she was wrong. Her beautiful features were scrunched in confusion.

"Well, maybe it's better inside. Let's go look! Let's race!" Emmett declared and Edward being bored and always competitive with his brother took off running.

EmPOV

I stopped in front of the 'ruined' castle which to my point of view was now anything but ruined.

"How the hell did that happen?" I mumbled to myself.

I turned around to see my siblings walking towards me and with them was my smoking-hot-assed wife. I couldn't help but admire her beauty, her perfection. The way the light caressed her face, her hair and I thought of the caressing I'd like to do to her…

"Emmett, Do you mind?" Edward said, casting an annoyed look in my direction.

"Sorry. So what do you think happened here?" I asked and avoided Rosalie's gaze. She always knows what I'm thinking. I looked at the castle instead. It was no longer in ruins, but was a grand castle that had many towers and turrets and what not. I started imagining taking Rosalie in one of those towers…

"Emmett!" Edward growled. I mumbled another 'sorry' to him. Damn! I couldn't have even an ounce of privacy for my fantasies with Eddie here. Knowing that he had heard what I had just thought, I took a peak at him and I saw him pouting beside Bella. I stifled my laughter and turned to Jasper. I gave him a knowing look and he immediately nodded agreement with my silent suggestion.

"Let's go in!" Jasper said as I gave him a high five.

"Hell yeah!" and started for the door. I was just about to enter through the massive wooden entrance when I heard Bella speak.

"Can you hear that?" We all stopped to listen. There was singing coming from inside the castle. We glanced at each other and started heading towards it.

"It's coming from behind these doors" I concluded as we stop in front of two great wooden doors.

"Way to state the obvious." Jasper mumbled.

"Funny" I said.

"Well, let's not stand here like idiots." Edward offered.

"Let's go in" and with that he pushed open the doors and almost at the same time the singing stopped. The doors hit the walls on and we say that staring at us was about two hundred or more kids and black robes and hats.

"Is this a cult?" I whispered to Edward.

"No. They're wizards" Edward said in a hushed voice.

"Who are you and why are you here?" An old man with a long beard and half moon spectacles rose from the table along the other side of the hall and started walking between the tables down the centre of the room towards us. He stopped suddenly, took a good long look at us and said something that shocked us all.

"Vampires"

D-I-F: So how was it? Did ya enjoy the first chapter? Are you ready for a twist?

*SaMi twists D-I-F around*

D-I-F: Funny! Funny guy! Keep reading!

SaMi: Edward's mine now that you're all twisted! Review!!! *runs off*

*D-I-F throws mace at SaMi, kills her, untwists herself and walks off into the sunset with Edward*

Proofreader's Notes:

Spelling mistakes should be blamed on me not the authors.

And in a perfect world, Emmett is mine!