Me:HEY!! lol hi so this is a SasoSaku fanfic o.o....yeah...I just got bored.
Sasori:o_o.....wtf...didn't me and Sakura fight?
Sakura:yeah Me:its a fan thing anyways heres the story

OK i don't own Naruto =_=

'Hello!! I'm Sakura Haruno! I'm in college and I'm recently in a band called The Xplosive Kunoichis. Anyways, forget the crap about me, I'd like to talk about a guy at school! You see, there's this guy named Sasori Akasuna. My god hes so fuckin' cute.....*ahem*Anyways, hes the artist of our grade. Hes unpopular though. Still, I think hes fucking cute....You see, I'm probably the most popular kid in all my classes, but he is part of the lowest chain. So my friends keep me away from him....It sucks u know...But fuck, I'm mostly assigned to sit by him so never mind them'
"Haruno, Sakura!!"

".........."

"HARUNO,SAKURA!!!"

"Hmm??," Sakura said as she lifted her head up to look at the teacher.

"I must be boring you eh? So whats the answer to this problem then?" said as he pointed to the math question on the board.

"Uhhmmm....."

"26.4," Sasori said in a whisper voice.

"Hm?" Sakura responded to Sasori.

"The answer is 26.4"

"Oh, umm...26.4?"Sakura said as she raised her voice so that could hear her.

"....Thats correct..." said as he turned to the board and explained why.

"T-Thanks, Sasori," Sakura said to Sasori as she kinda blushed about it.

"No problem, Sakura-sama," Sasori said as he turned his head to smile at Sakura.

As Sakura's thoughts began to go deeper and deeper, the bell rang for free period.

During free period, Sakura went and found Sasori and had her gang around her.

"Hello, Akasuna"

"Hm? Oh right now??"

Sakura just proceeded and kneed Sasori in the stomach. Sasori coughed up amounts of blood and took a hard beating from Sakura and her gang of boys.

"Your gonna 'fix' him up Sakura-sama?" Sasuke said as he cracked his knuckles.

"As always, Sasuke-san," Sakura said as he dragged Sasori into the janitor's closet. She then unbuttoned Sasori's shirt and started using her healing jutsu to heal Sasori of all his injuries.

"Gomen, Sasori-san, once again," Sakura said in a quite voice.

"No, don't worry about it Sakura-sama," Sasori said as he sat up against the wall. Sasori then suddenly grabed Sakura's chin softly. Sakura began to blush.

"S-Sasori-san, w-what are you doing??" Sakura said as she could predict what was gonna happen.

Sasori ignored what Sakura said and his lips started to close the gap between Sakura and him. Just as there lips began to touch, the door opened.

"Ok Sasuke-sa--......"a girl with black hair and black eyes appeared infront of the door. Her name was Shadow Uchiha. She was one of Sasuke's older siblings and always checked on Sasori and Sakura. "What are you two doing??"

Sakura was looking at Shadow with and wide eyed look. She then punched Sasori in the face and said, "Nothing!"