Title: In Theory
Pairing: Lila/Reid
Rating: K
Summary: Lila introduces Spencer to her nephew.
Author's Notes: I'm really having fun with these baby pieces. lol
Spencer opens the door to see Lila…with a infant.
He cocks an eyebrow as she gives him a serious look.
"Spencer, I'd like for you to meet your son."
He stares blankly at her, they hadn't seen each other in a couple of months due to her filming, but there was no way she could have hid a pregnancy. After a moment, she giggles. "Okay, so not your son, but your future nephew. You know when you marry me." She winks, before moving inside.
"Your sister in law had her baby?"
"Meet Austin Archer Jr. also known as AJ also known as Aussie. That's what I'm calling him. Look at his cute little cheekies! Here, hold him while I go fix him a bottle." She hands him the baby before moving past him.
He tenses, looking at the baby in his arms. "Please don't throw up on me." He mumbles to the baby.
He can hear her laugh in the kitchen before the microwave beeps. "He's not a spewing machine, Spence."
"Statistically, babies regurgitate-"
"Oh stop it. Look at his cute little face! See how great the Archer genes are. Look at his adorable little face! and his big blue gorgeous eyes!"
She takes the baby and places her cheek up to the gurgling baby's. "You can't deny how cute he is. Look at him."
He stares at her. "Bald and pudgy is not what I think as attractive."
"He's got hair! It's just so blonde you can't really see it! You don't have to worry about that, anyways. I imagine our babies would have your dark hair. Hopefully that natural waviness too."
"Our babies?" He looks back at the baby as she places the bottle in his mouth. "We aren't having babies."
"But look how cute he is, Spence. C'mon! You know our babies would even be cuter! They'd have Daddy's nose and those cheek bones if he or she is lucky."
"You like my nose?" He smirks, watching her with the baby. He has to admit, she looks like a natural.
She grins, looking up at him again. She kisses his nose. "I sure do. Now, look at him again. Picture them with brown hair and your little nose and tell me you don't want cute little babies with me."
"I….."
She pouts, holding the baby up against her face again. "Look how cute we are!"
He chuckles and grabs the baby from her. "I guess he is kind of cute."
"Watch his neck!"
"I am! I do know how to hold a baby." He says with a laugh.
She watches him as he cradles the little one. "Hey Aussie. I'm your Uncle Spencer."
She leans up to him with a smile. "He's going to need cousins." She tries again.
"You have a sister."
She chuckles before she nudges him. "But you said he was cute."
"He is cute." He admits before grabbing the bottle from her, starting to feed the fussy baby.
"So if you think he's cute and he shares my genes, then you agree that our babies would be cute."
"In theory." He murmurs.
"So… in theory, we make cute babies and theories…are meant to be tested, right?"
He looks over at her. "Are you trying to seduce me with science?"
She grins. "Is it working?" She runs her fingers through the baby's hair, looking up at the man.
"Maybe." He says as the baby wraps his finger around Spencer's finger.