i just got this idea when i swatted a fly in front of my keyboard and it got stuck in between the keys, too much info?
Disclaimer: i do not own bleach
In Which Yachiru tries various things
In the 11th division's barracks, yachiru, ikkaku, and yumichika had been bickering for a while now, Kenpachi had been on another captains' meeting and doesnt seem to returning any sooner. To add up, mosquitoes had been buzzing around and it was really annoying. Out of nowhere ikkaku suddenly swatted a fly flat and flicked it off from his finger. And then, it him him, no not the mosquitoes, an idea popped up from his bald head and yumichika just knew what ikkaku's bald head had been planning.
"hey yachiru wanna try it?" ikkaku asked as yachiru was drawing what seemed to be ichigo on the walls again. "wanna try what?" yachiru looked at him with mild interest. Yumichika just sighed and called squad 4 in advance.
"this" ikkaku said as he swatted another fly on his arm and flicked it away.
"hmm..." yachiru said as she walked over to where baldy and pretty-boy was and clapped her hands together with FIVE mosquitoes inbetween. "oooohhh" she said as she flicked it all to yumichika's direction, which of course he all gracefully dodged.
"ikkaku im just gonna leave this all to you" yumichika said as he retreated to his room, he didnt want to be held responsible again and unlike ikkaku's bald shiny head, he's got brains; smaller than ichigo's but larger than Inoue's.
Yachiru has now killed 2,000 mosquitoes in less than 3 minutes.
Ikkaku was now thinking, it was getting pretty boring, watching yachiru's sticky hands kill more and more bugs.
He looked around, some unseated members were wrestling on the tables and a femw more unseated members watching the brawl, a dozen more unseated members having drinks, and some random people, etc. etc...than he saw someone eating.
"hey yachiru!"ikkaku called for yachiru.
"what?!" yachiru said in a cute and annoyed way, she didnt want to be disturbed of her killing.
"oh nothing" ikkaku said half-heartedly it was not worth the trouble of putting his neck in the line for his entertainment.
"..." yachiru stared at a mosquito on her hand.
"hey baldy i wonder if you can eat this stuff!" yachiru said to ikkaku.
"..." ikkaku just watched in amazement as yachiru licked the goop in between her fingers. (EW)
Ikkaku watched wide-eyed and quickly caught a fainting yachiru. (nice reflexes XD)
Yachiru was unconscious but was still able to piss the crap outta ikkaku.
END
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